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#1 yes.GabonX wrote: So do your value paying for your girlfriend to eat at Finnicuns? If not why do you pay?
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That's not the same thing, because you're not setting back the waiting industry by expecting one thing from them. Women have more value than sex, waiters do not have more value than waiting.maasman wrote: Do you objectify other people who's only job in life is doing 1 thing? A lot of people in this world only have a few things of value to you, most likely because it's their job to do it. A car salesman's only value to you is selling you a car. Are you now objectifying him?
I do.Army of GOD wrote:
And how come you don't have guys complaining about guys being objectified by gay guys and women?
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That's not the same thing, because you're not setting back the waiting industry by expecting one thing from them. Women have more value than sex, waiters do not have more value than waiting.Juan_Bottom wrote:maasman wrote: Do you objectify other people who's only job in life is doing 1 thing? A lot of people in this world only have a few things of value to you, most likely because it's their job to do it. A car salesman's only value to you is selling you a car. Are you now objectifying him?
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Since when did anyone say women are only good for sex? If you're going to say waiters (or waitresses, which are, hey! women!) are only good for waiting, then I'll say porn starts are only good for being naked.
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Re: Best porn actress
Ehm, careful with this one. I know I couldn't get all the way through it. Just not something I want to see. And from what I understand, it is indeed legit. Those two guys are in prison now. Plus, to me at least, it seemed pretty damn real!Hannibał wrote:Seek out and watch Two guys and a Hammer video. I believe only place to view it is one of the first couple hits from google, you'll have to register on their forums but I guarentee that'll gross you out. Only 1 man as watched it in full I know, and I've watched it several times trying to decide if it was legit. R-u-t-h-l-e-s-s.Army of GOD wrote:Yes.Juan_Bottom wrote:But I have to say, am I the only man who get's grossed out by porn?
Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.
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I don't think I really have a favorite porn actress. I just go to my local free porno website and search out whatever i'm feeling like watching. There are so many great actresses out there in different styles of porn, it's hard to choose. I enjoy almost any lesbian porn, regular, anal, bj...it's all good to see. Plus there are those funny ones, with like foot fisting and what not lol.
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According to wiki, when the video was presented to the jury, it was agreed on that it was legit.tkr4lf wrote:Ehm, careful with this one. I know I couldn't get all the way through it. Just not something I want to see. And from what I understand, it is indeed legit. Those two guys are in prison now. Plus, to me at least, it seemed pretty damn real!Hannibał wrote:Seek out and watch Two guys and a Hammer video. I believe only place to view it is one of the first couple hits from google, you'll have to register on their forums but I guarentee that'll gross you out. Only 1 man as watched it in full I know, and I've watched it several times trying to decide if it was legit. R-u-t-h-l-e-s-s.Army of GOD wrote:Yes.Juan_Bottom wrote:But I have to say, am I the only man who get's grossed out by porn?
Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.
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I don't think I really have a favorite porn actress. I just go to my local free porno website and search out whatever i'm feeling like watching. There are so many great actresses out there in different styles of porn, it's hard to choose. I enjoy almost any lesbian porn, regular, anal, bj...it's all good to see. Plus there are those funny ones, with like foot fisting and what not lol.
But why someone would watch such a thing is beyond me.
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Re: Best porn actress
Tits McGee.
But how are we judging this? I mean is it on looks? Judy Dench is a great actor but she wouln't get a look in here.
But how are we judging this? I mean is it on looks? Judy Dench is a great actor but she wouln't get a look in here.
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Yeah, it's the only shock video that I haven't finished ever. It didn't make me sick in a "I'm going to puke" way, it's just ... dunno it felt way too real somehow. Though I've seen decapitations and stuff like that, for whatever reason this was different.muy_thaiguy wrote:According to wiki, when the video was presented to the jury, it was agreed on that it was legit.tkr4lf wrote:Ehm, careful with this one. I know I couldn't get all the way through it. Just not something I want to see. And from what I understand, it is indeed legit. Those two guys are in prison now. Plus, to me at least, it seemed pretty damn real!Hannibał wrote:Seek out and watch Two guys and a Hammer video. I believe only place to view it is one of the first couple hits from google, you'll have to register on their forums but I guarentee that'll gross you out. Only 1 man as watched it in full I know, and I've watched it several times trying to decide if it was legit. R-u-t-h-l-e-s-s.Army of GOD wrote:Yes.Juan_Bottom wrote:But I have to say, am I the only man who get's grossed out by porn?
Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.
On topic:
I don't think I really have a favorite porn actress. I just go to my local free porno website and search out whatever i'm feeling like watching. There are so many great actresses out there in different styles of porn, it's hard to choose. I enjoy almost any lesbian porn, regular, anal, bj...it's all good to see. Plus there are those funny ones, with like foot fisting and what not lol.
But why someone would watch such a thing is beyond me.
Anyway, porn actresses have names?
To be fair I'm absolutely terrible with normal actor's names as well, don't really care that much for the actors tbh.
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That was hot. At least in hindsight, I don't recall how I felt about it at the time. "Two guys and a hammer", was it?ljex wrote:Thanks for reminding me of 2 girls 1 cupHannibał wrote:Seek out and watch Two guys and a Hammer video. I believe only place to view it is one of the first couple hits from google, you'll have to register on their forums but I guarentee that'll gross you out. Only 1 man as watched it in full I know, and I've watched it several times trying to decide if it was legit. R-u-t-h-l-e-s-s.Army of GOD wrote:Yes.Juan_Bottom wrote:But I have to say, am I the only man who get's grossed out by porn?
Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.
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Yes...two guys and a hammer. But it is nothing sexual at all. Hate to be the guy that ruins it for anybody wanting to watch it, but it's a video of two guys murdering a person. They crack him in the head a number of times with a hammer and then proceed to stab him and prod him with I believe a screwdriver. It's not cool at all. Way too real.MeDeFe wrote:That was hot. At least in hindsight, I don't recall how I felt about it at the time. "Two guys and a hammer", was it?ljex wrote:Thanks for reminding me of 2 girls 1 cupHannibał wrote:Seek out and watch Two guys and a Hammer video. I believe only place to view it is one of the first couple hits from google, you'll have to register on their forums but I guarentee that'll gross you out. Only 1 man as watched it in full I know, and I've watched it several times trying to decide if it was legit. R-u-t-h-l-e-s-s.Army of GOD wrote:Yes.Juan_Bottom wrote:But I have to say, am I the only man who get's grossed out by porn?
Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.
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After further reflection: Lisa Ann. She is damn fine!
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I remember someone on this forum talking about that video before. I looked all over google for it but none of the links worked (the link to the forum said I wasn't authorized to view it, even though I made an account).
Though yesterday I did find a video of a beheading in Iraq. It was pretty bad.
Though yesterday I did find a video of a beheading in Iraq. It was pretty bad.
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And I don't mean guillotine style beheading. I mean it's a fucking knife and they saw it off. It took a minute or so. I kept trying to convince myself that it was just special effects.
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I'm not positive it's me you're thinking of, but I did bring this up in response to a thread about two girls one cup back when you and some other people added me unknowingly into a certain usergroup...Army of GOD wrote:I remember someone on this forum talking about that video before. I looked all over google for it but none of the links worked (the link to the forum said I wasn't authorized to view it, even though I made an account).
Though yesterday I did find a video of a beheading in Iraq. It was pretty bad.
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It was probably you then. Also, I read one comment on the hammer video yesterday (the video wouldn't load for me but the page it was embedded in did, so I could see the comments) and apparently it was a Marine veteran talking about how many people he killed in war and everything, yet the hammer video was the worst thing he's ever seen in his life.tkr4lf wrote:I'm not positive it's me you're thinking of, but I did bring this up in response to a thread about two girls one cup back when you and some other people added me unknowingly into a certain usergroup...Army of GOD wrote:I remember someone on this forum talking about that video before. I looked all over google for it but none of the links worked (the link to the forum said I wasn't authorized to view it, even though I made an account).
Though yesterday I did find a video of a beheading in Iraq. It was pretty bad.
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Yeah, I could believe that. There's a huge difference in seeing people killed in war, and seeing an innocent person murdered for no reason, especially in such a brutal and violent way.Army of GOD wrote:It was probably you then. Also, I read one comment on the hammer video yesterday (the video wouldn't load for me but the page it was embedded in did, so I could see the comments) and apparently it was a Marine veteran talking about how many people he killed in war and everything, yet the hammer video was the worst thing he's ever seen in his life.tkr4lf wrote:I'm not positive it's me you're thinking of, but I did bring this up in response to a thread about two girls one cup back when you and some other people added me unknowingly into a certain usergroup...Army of GOD wrote:I remember someone on this forum talking about that video before. I looked all over google for it but none of the links worked (the link to the forum said I wasn't authorized to view it, even though I made an account).
Though yesterday I did find a video of a beheading in Iraq. It was pretty bad.
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That's a sig-worthy lol right there.Juan_Bottom wrote:The dude is all like "UH UH UH OHHH YEAAAH SHIT SHIT FEELS OHHHH" and then they show a shot of his butthole.
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Oh... Well that sucks. I think I'll skip it in that case. I'd been thinking it might be along the lines of "1 guy 1 jar", which, sickening as it is, at least commands a certain amount of fascination. Murder on the other hand...tkr4lf wrote:Yes...two guys and a hammer. But it is nothing sexual at all. Hate to be the guy that ruins it for anybody wanting to watch it, but it's a video of two guys murdering a person. They crack him in the head a number of times with a hammer and then proceed to stab him and prod him with I believe a screwdriver. It's not cool at all. Way too real.MeDeFe wrote:That was hot. At least in hindsight, I don't recall how I felt about it at the time. "Two guys and a hammer", was it?ljex wrote:Thanks for reminding me of 2 girls 1 cupHannibał wrote:Seek out and watch Two guys and a Hammer video. I believe only place to view it is one of the first couple hits from google, you'll have to register on their forums but I guarentee that'll gross you out. Only 1 man as watched it in full I know, and I've watched it several times trying to decide if it was legit. R-u-t-h-l-e-s-s.Army of GOD wrote:Yes.
Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.
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This sounds like a challenge.Army of GOD wrote:Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.
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If it helps, I've scrolled through Encyclopedia Dramatica's "offended" page from top to bottom, looking at every single picture.
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Now, 1 guy 1 jar was hilarious. And gross, yes. If you want to see something similar to that, there's one called something to do with a sandbox. Somebody on here probably knows the name. You should watch that. I kinda think it's fake, but it's hilarious and painful looking, lmao.MeDeFe wrote:Oh... Well that sucks. I think I'll skip it in that case. I'd been thinking it might be along the lines of "1 guy 1 jar", which, sickening as it is, at least commands a certain amount of fascination. Murder on the other hand...tkr4lf wrote:Yes...two guys and a hammer. But it is nothing sexual at all. Hate to be the guy that ruins it for anybody wanting to watch it, but it's a video of two guys murdering a person. They crack him in the head a number of times with a hammer and then proceed to stab him and prod him with I believe a screwdriver. It's not cool at all. Way too real.MeDeFe wrote:That was hot. At least in hindsight, I don't recall how I felt about it at the time. "Two guys and a hammer", was it?ljex wrote:Thanks for reminding me of 2 girls 1 cupHannibał wrote:Seek out and watch Two guys and a Hammer video. I believe only place to view it is one of the first couple hits from google, you'll have to register on their forums but I guarentee that'll gross you out. Only 1 man as watched it in full I know, and I've watched it several times trying to decide if it was legit. R-u-t-h-l-e-s-s.
Edit: Perhaps it is 2 kids and a sandbox or something like that, don't know why thats sticking in my mind, but there ya go. And no, there are no kids in the video, just in case you're wondering.
Double Edit: After a google search, yes, it is 2 Kids 1 Sandbox. Hilarious!
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We're talking the difference between a sex and a vocation. The vast majority of porn is sold to men, and the vast majority of it's stars are women. Everyone uses waiters, and they can be any sex.Army of GOD wrote:That's not the same thing, because you're not setting back the waiting industry by expecting one thing from them. Women have more value than sex, waiters do not have more value than waiting.Juan_Bottom wrote:maasman wrote: Do you objectify other people who's only job in life is doing 1 thing? A lot of people in this world only have a few things of value to you, most likely because it's their job to do it. A car salesman's only value to you is selling you a car. Are you now objectifying him?
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Since when did anyone say women are only good for sex? If you're going to say waiters (or waitresses, which are, hey! women!) are only good for waiting, then I'll say porn starts are only good for being naked.
And even out of context everyone will know exactly what I was talking about.Incandenza wrote:That's a sig-worthy lol right there.Juan_Bottom wrote:The dude is all like "UH UH UH OHHH YEAAAH SHIT SHIT FEELS OHHHH" and then they show a shot of his butthole.
Does anyone remember the website "ogrish" dot com? It was just a huge free library of mutilations and murders on film. It turned into the website liveleak, which rarely shows videos along that line. I hated ogrish, I couldn't even stand to look at the main screen with the new videos. My friend even threw up on his keyboard. I wonder why they took it down.MeDeFe wrote: Oh... Well that sucks. I think I'll skip it in that case. I'd been thinking it might be along the lines of "1 guy 1 jar", which, sickening as it is, at least commands a certain amount of fascination. Murder on the other hand...
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Torri Welles
She's my favorite... old school, like 80's.
She may not the the "hottest"... especially compared with some of the more modern porn stars, but they are somewhat fake / air-brushed / implanted. She was real and natural... and she made you think she enjoyed her work.

She's my favorite... old school, like 80's.
She may not the the "hottest"... especially compared with some of the more modern porn stars, but they are somewhat fake / air-brushed / implanted. She was real and natural... and she made you think she enjoyed her work.

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But not ALL of it is sold to men and you could attribute this to the fact that men are much more obsessed with sex than women.Juan_Bottom wrote:We're talking the difference between a sex and a vocation. The vast majority of porn is sold to men, and the vast majority of it's stars are women. Everyone uses waiters, and they can be any sex.Army of GOD wrote:WutJuan_Bottom wrote:That's not the same thing, because you're not setting back the waiting industry by expecting one thing from them. Women have more value than sex, waiters do not have more value than waiting.maasman wrote: Do you objectify other people who's only job in life is doing 1 thing? A lot of people in this world only have a few things of value to you, most likely because it's their job to do it. A car salesman's only value to you is selling you a car. Are you now objectifying him?
Since when did anyone say women are only good for sex? If you're going to say waiters (or waitresses, which are, hey! women!) are only good for waiting, then I'll say porn starts are only good for being naked.
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What was that one with the cow head you posted a while back?tkr4lf wrote: Now, 1 guy 1 jar was hilarious. And gross, yes. If you want to see something similar to that, there's one called something to do with a sandbox. Somebody on here probably knows the name. You should watch that. I kinda think it's fake, but it's hilarious and painful looking, lmao.
Edit: Perhaps it is 2 kids and a sandbox or something like that, don't know why thats sticking in my mind, but there ya go. And no, there are no kids in the video, just in case you're wondering.
Double Edit: After a google search, yes, it is 2 Kids 1 Sandbox. Hilarious!
That was fuckin' hilarious.
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Now you're being sexist! As any woman can tell you, women are just as obsessed, but they get different things out of it. For men, so the argument goes, sex happens just to happen. And so, more objectifying.Army of GOD wrote: But not ALL of it is sold to men and you could attribute this to the fact that men are much more obsessed with sex than women.
