Secrets thread

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:32 pm

That's why he has those pajamas!

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:35 pm

Well that's as wrong as the Coke commercial with the polar bears and penguins.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:51 am

This summer, every day after work, I would keep the "No Smoking" buttons my work gave out at the beginning of each day. So now I have about 50 no-smoking buttons...

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:30 am

I wet my bed once when I was 11.

saraith · Post by **saraith** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:03 am

I have severe anxiety about posting anything in an Internet forum.

stanley knife · Post by **stanley knife** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:03 am

i sniffed my best friends mums pantys one time when i was about 15

ballong · Post by **ballong** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:11 am

I married my wife mostly because of her personality.
Sex is ok but nothing more since my sexual preference really is plus-sized women.

I find skinny girls are like boys with female genitalia and (hopefully) some boobs, and I will probably live the rest of my life "in the closet" (we´ve been together nine years and I have not cheated on her even though I find most larger girls more attractive, including several of her friends..)

stanley knife · Post by **stanley knife** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:20 am

thats a good one

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:28 am

Post pics of your wife please. I need to analyze the situation.

hehe...anal...

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:54 am

Army of GOD wrote:Post pics of your wife please. I need to analyze the situation.

hehe...anal...

I don't think anyone wants to be anal-ized by you, Army of GOD.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:08 am

I'm afraid of people finding out what goes on in my head.

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:14 am

nietzsche wrote:I'm afraid of people finding out what goes on in my head.

actually, i wish people knew what went on in my head so they could relate to me more

or vice versa

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:34 pm

John, please try to keep the noises in your head to a dull roar. They are bothering me.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:46 pm

Until a few minutes ago, I always thought the thing on the Quebec Nordique's logo was a piece of ham.

Also, bring back the Whalers.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKSpEfPOTo

apey · Post by **apey** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:15 pm

I don't know why...it severely disturbs me...but i really really fuckin miss this place

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:49 pm

I miss you too apey <3

the.killing.44 · Post by **the.killing.44** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:40 pm

Army of GOD wrote:During my 10th grade JV baseball season, we would have "rap battles" on the bus if we had an away game. I was the undisputed king of rap battles and my rapping name was "Yung Riishii" ("Riishii" being a play on Richard, my first name). Using this info and the last secret I posted, you can tell where I got my Xbox live name "CommunistRapper".

Oh, and a little treat for the ladies. This is like, the ONLY rap I can remember from 10th grade. And remember, we were immature as f*ck and all the humor was in the moment, so it's not funny at all right now. Also, all of my raps were completely improvised and on the spot.

"Yo Ryan why you makin' fun of Spike
Even though he is a dyke
You just wait, and in a few years
Somebody'll be stickin' it in your ears"

I ACTUALLY KNEW ALL THIS ALREADY SO IT'S NOT MUCH OF A SECRET

also, this is/was a great thread.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:42 pm

Because 2/3 of my older brothers were hockey players, I grew up on Rock 'Em Sock 'Em videos.

I Wikipedied Don Cherry today. I bet you anything no one in the United States who was born past '94 knows who Don Cherry is.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:19 am

Men do not have the ability to fall in love with anything past the immaterial (like a car). With the lone exception going to pets. If a man says that he loves you he's either lying or he considers you his pet.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:40 pm

Can't say I agree with the first sentence, but let's call it a day, leave it at that, and then engage in passive aggressive statements against each other in other threads.

Deal?

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:46 pm

Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:51 pm

Often times, when talking about a certain amount of money someone has made and/or saved ($x), I say something along the lines of "That can get you y gumballs!" where y=4x, since gumballs are 25 cents each and NOT TAXED. ZOMG!!!!

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:58 pm

In my state the food tax is 1% anyway. Unless you go to a grocery store or anywhere where there actually is food.... They all charge you 7% and claim it's the state rate. Illinois should actually charge 7% to help make up our billions-dollar-deficit before our state goes bankrupt early next summer.

WHAT THE f*ck ILLINOIS. I'm moving to Iowa screw you.

http://www.revenue.state.il.us/business ... es/rot.htm

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:16 pm

Fucking 7.5% sales tax in NY. And despite me being good at math, I cannot, for the life of me, calculate sales tax accurately in my head.

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