How did you pay attention in school

[40kguy]

This thread should be titled, "Excuses For Why I Can't Be Arsed To Actually Use Any Of The Suggested Methods For Paying Attention In School".

i am trying them in school. none work fell asleep again today woak up ten minutes later allmost fell asleep again.

[mpjh]

next time try to "wake" up -- woaking up doesn't help

[40kguy]

next time try to "wake" up -- woaking up doesn't help

hahahhahahah the only reason i did go to school last year was because of friends.

[mpjh]

Let's see -- 13 -- so you are in 7th or 8th grade -- I guess they call the Jr. High now. right?

[40kguy]

Let's see -- 13 -- so you are in 7th or 8th grade -- I guess they call the Jr. High now. right?

middle school im in 7th grade i got like 13 rebounds in my basketball game today.

[mpjh]

You better figure something out soon. You can't sleep your way through college (unless your daddy is real rich) and college is not far away.

Have the teacher move you to the edge of the classroom and stand up when you get sleepy -- if you are not willing to fight for something like that -- well, better learn to dig ditches for minimum wage. No one, and I mean no one is going to carry your sorry, sleepy ass in life. Doesn't sound like you are going to make it.

Now, think of how mad that statement makes you whenever you feel sleepy. Prove me wrong.

[40kguy]

You better figure something out soon. You can't sleep your way through college (unless your daddy is real rich) and college is not far away.

Have the teacher move you to the edge of the classroom and stand up when you get sleepy -- if you are not willing to fight for something like that -- well, better learn to dig ditches for minimum wage. No one, and I mean no one is going to carry your sorry, sleepy ass in life. Doesn't sound like you are going to make it.

Now, think of how mad that statement makes you whenever you feel sleepy. Prove me wrong.

only in social study's this happens but yeah its true. im making an oath to try when i get to 8th grade.

[notyou2]

Line your seat with thumbtacks.

[40kguy]

Line your seat with thumbtacks.

well see im comeing up with a system to stay awake in SS. i have to kids who sit by me im going to ask them to wake me up when ever i fall asleep.

[Tupence]

Line your seat with thumbtacks.

well see im comeing up with a system to stay awake in SS. i have to kids who sit by me im going to ask them to wake me up when ever i fall asleep.

Get yourself one of these:


You sure as hell won't fall asleep then. Or at least not more than once.

[40kguy]

Line your seat with thumbtacks.

well see im comeing up with a system to stay awake in SS. i have to kids who sit by me im going to ask them to wake me up when ever i fall asleep.

Get yourself one of these:


You sure as hell won't fall asleep then. Or at least not more than once.

Youd be surprised.

[Army of GOD]

I've only slept during one class in my life...and that was when I was in Japan and I didn't understand a single word the teacher was saying (it technically was my host's class, but they dragged me to school because they're cunts)

[AndyDufresne]

Line your seat with thumbtacks.

well see im comeing up with a system to stay awake in SS. i have to kids who sit by me im going to ask them to wake me up when ever i fall asleep.

Make sure you give them something to rouse you with. Like a cudgel.


--Andy

[40kguy]

Line your seat with thumbtacks.

well see im comeing up with a system to stay awake in SS. i have to kids who sit by me im going to ask them to wake me up when ever i fall asleep.

Make sure you give them something to rouse you with. Like a cudgel.


--Andy

whats a cudgel?

[tonbomorphew]

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[AndyDufresne]

Line your seat with thumbtacks.

well see im comeing up with a system to stay awake in SS. i have to kids who sit by me im going to ask them to wake me up when ever i fall asleep.

Make sure you give them something to rouse you with. Like a cudgel.


--Andy

whats a cudgel?

From Wikipedia:
"Cudgel - A stout stick carried by peasants during the Middle Ages. It functioned as a walking staff and a weapon for both self defence and in wartime. Regiments of Clubmen were raised as late as the English Civil War. The cudgel is also known as the Singlestick."


--Andy

[mpjh]

She is holding a cudgel:


Of course, sitting next to her, I would never fall asleep.

[Nola_Lifer]

lol -- avatar is contraindicator

I made it through college with my contraband but I didn't suggest that he smoked herb. Also played sport which keep your blood moving and keeps your body more alert.

[tonbomorphew]

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[mpjh]

So he said "I hate school I'm going to skip college is for wimps" and ended up a loser eating a lot of chocolate. Fitting.

[Timminz]

This thread should be titled, "Excuses For Why I Can't Be Arsed To Actually Use Any Of The Suggested Methods For Paying Attention In School".

i am trying them in school.

No, you aren't.

[Woodruff]

This thread should be titled, "Excuses For Why I Can't Be Arsed To Actually Use Any Of The Suggested Methods For Paying Attention In School".

i am trying them in school.

No, you aren't.

Specifically said he wouldn't try standing up in class, as I recall...which is a GUARANTEED fix to his problem.

[40kguy]

This thread should be titled, "Excuses For Why I Can't Be Arsed To Actually Use Any Of The Suggested Methods For Paying Attention In School".

i am trying them in school.

No, you aren't.

Specifically said he wouldn't try standing up in class, as I recall...which is a GUARANTEED fix to his problem.

well i have a bigger problem on my hand wich is on my physical condition. i also didnt fall asleep in my class because the people wake me up.

[Woodruff]

This thread should be titled, "Excuses For Why I Can't Be Arsed To Actually Use Any Of The Suggested Methods For Paying Attention In School".

i am trying them in school.

No, you aren't.

Specifically said he wouldn't try standing up in class, as I recall...which is a GUARANTEED fix to his problem.

well i have a bigger problem on my hand wich is on my physical condition.

That keeps you from being able to stand up? Yet you can get 12 rebounds playing basketball?

i also didnt fall asleep in my class because the people wake me up.

Which distracts them from THEIR paying attention in class...well done.

[40kguy]

Which distracts them from THEIR paying attention in class...well done.[/quote]
physical as in i get bloody noses for no reasons and they last for 45 minutes. it dosent distract them because they site right behind me so they can easily tell when i fall asleep.