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[Army of GOD]

No, actually. What is that word..."sarcasim"?

[strike wolf]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

[jonesthecurl]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

[muy_thaiguy]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

[targetman377]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

this post get my official seal of approval!

[AndyDufresne]

sounds like a great game

You have no idea...

you herd of sarcasim

**Watches a herd of sarcasim rumble across the plains. Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

[muy_thaiguy]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

Nah, I hacked the system.

[Victor Sullivan]

1. Marry prostitute
2. Get STD
3. Make child
4. Kill wife
5. Repeat

So you get a different STD each time? Seems like you'd die before too long...

[targetman377]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

Hey i did not screw up The world is a big place and there are lots of Georgia's out there and dont worry the place you really live is still top secret.

[targetman377]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

Nah, I hacked the system.

sorry to burst your bubble that was a decoy list

[strike wolf]

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

Nah, I hacked the system.

exactly I shouldn't have been in the system.

[muy_thaiguy]

Well, got back to watching One Piece after 2 years. Stopped watching it in the middle of the Brooks part where they are on that huge zombie ship.

[areyouincahoots]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

[Army of GOD]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Oh, thanks =(

[targetman377]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

YEAH!!!!!!!
how is it going arey?????

[targetman377]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Oh, thanks =(

shoe shoe little noob noob

[muy_thaiguy]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Holy crap cahoots! Long time no see!

[Army of GOD]

I guess I'm going to go kill myself because cahoots hates me.

*drinks poison*

[My last words]

Tell target...


...*dying cough*...


...I never liked him *DEAD*

X(

[jonesthecurl]

Yay! Pinata time!
Join in, cahoots. First we stuff him full of past-its-sel-by-date candy...

[muy_thaiguy]

Tie a strand of barbed wire to him...

[Army of GOD]

X(

[strike wolf]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Holy crap it's cahoots.

I'm great. how have you been?

[strike wolf]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Speaking of games, weren't we supposed to have a game way back when?

[strike wolf]

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

YEAH!!!!!!!
how is it going arey?????

Target stop embarassing me in front of cahoots.

*walks into next room before everyone wonders why I'm wearing a tie and holding a bouquet of flowers.*