I suggest you take a lengthy break from trolling.notyou2 wrote:I believe the root of your problem is CC. It has taken hold of your brain and you are obsessed with rank and what those liberals are posting. I suggest you take a lengthy break from CC.
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I suggest you take a lengthy break from trolling.notyou2 wrote:I believe the root of your problem is CC. It has taken hold of your brain and you are obsessed with rank and what those liberals are posting. I suggest you take a lengthy break from CC.
I think we can both agree that you are the kettle then.notyou2 wrote:lol, pot calling the kettle black
Ah, honesty... it can be shockingly hilarious at times...tkr4lf wrote:I agree on the jerking off part before bed time....really helps me fall asleep. Or you could f*ck your wife/gf, if you've got one. I'm a loser, so I'm stuck wanking it...lol.
I think I can understand that.jonesthecurl wrote:To this day, every time I cut a slice of bread, I smile as I spread the butter WITH THE BREAD KNIFE!Woodruff wrote:Well of COURSE you don't spread the butter with the bread knife...you clearly deserved it. <grin>jonesthecurl wrote:My first wife used to nag in her sleep.
One night at about 2 am (she was fast asleep herself) she kicked me and said "DON'T spread the butter with the bread knife!"

Mother of pearl! You should switch some of that stuff around...InkL0sed wrote:This piece is called My Life Right Now:
5 am: go to bed
6 am: wake up, finish essay
9 am: turn in essay, go to sleep
10 am: wake up to finish homework / have breakfast
11 am: go to class
12 am: return to room, go back to sleep
2 pm: wake up, go to work
4 pm: leave work, eat
5 pm: go to sleep
10 pm: wake up, prepare for another all-nighter

Also quite condusive to sanity.nagerous wrote:Just had a 2 hour nap in the middle of the day. I have now decided sleep is not for the weak, it is very enjoyable.
+1 ...reading good and inspiring books is the worst thing you can do besides drinking. sleeping pills and some dope + crappy TV works for me.Woodruff wrote: 1) Fall asleep by either watching television or reading...basically by distracting myself enough that it just happens. The only flaw in this plan is that with reading, if I'm particularly into a book, I'll find that it's 6:00am and I never fell asleep because the book was too damn good. That doesn't seem to happen with the television though.

She must have a filtered FDR biography.thegreekdog wrote:My wife (who is notorious for waking up and not being able to get back to sleep) will usually read at that time. So, she'll get up at 1 AM and read until 4 AM (usually an interesting novel). She will generally finish books in a few days doing this. Well, she's reading an FDR biography right now and she's sleeping a whole lot more (and not finishing the book as fast as others). Her explanation - "It's boring." So, another example of boring books helping to put one to sleep.
She's not a fan of history would be my explanation. That begs the question as to why she is reading the book in the first place.ViperOverLord wrote:She must have a filtered FDR biography.thegreekdog wrote:My wife (who is notorious for waking up and not being able to get back to sleep) will usually read at that time. So, she'll get up at 1 AM and read until 4 AM (usually an interesting novel). She will generally finish books in a few days doing this. Well, she's reading an FDR biography right now and she's sleeping a whole lot more (and not finishing the book as fast as others). Her explanation - "It's boring." So, another example of boring books helping to put one to sleep.