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strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:33 am

Let's speculate what's happened to autoload.

1. His girlfriend left him chained to the bed after a night of rough sex where he was found by a convent of munks and followed them in a life of celibacy.

2. After writing the final book of his very popular saga his car flips over in the middle of a snow storm and he is found by a crazy fan of his work who holds him hostage until he writes a story for her.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:28 am

Let's not forget the ever popular: his girlfriend turned out to be a professional porn star and after experiencing his "work" had him hired as the star of porns such as clitty clitty slut bang and Star Whores

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:50 am

Army of GOD wrote:You gotta lose some pounds though. I don't think a wolf can carry an elephant too well...

I WILL NOT!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:52 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:54 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:57 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

It's not often you find such a willing meal.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:14 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:15 am

strike wolf wrote:Let's speculate what's happened to autoload.

1. His girlfriend left him chained to the bed after a night of rough sex where he was found by a convent of munks and followed them in a life of celibacy.

2. After writing the final book of his very popular saga his car flips over in the middle of a snow storm and he is found by a crazy fan of his work who holds him hostage until he writes a story for her.

wow that second one sounds just like Steven King

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:16 am

strike wolf wrote:Let's not forget the ever popular: his girlfriend turned out to be a professional porn star and after experiencing his "work" had him hired as the star of porns such as clitty clitty slut bang and Star Whores

that's much more likely

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:17 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote: f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.

that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:13 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 am

"wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the lies you've been living in and if you never want to see Target again I would understan-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-and. I would understan-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-an-a-and

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:35 am

More than one mouse is a moose

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:37 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.

nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:39 am

Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose

Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:44 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.

nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:44 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote: ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week

That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:45 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:25 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote: It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week
That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.

That may or may not be true my good friend

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:26 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.

yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:15 pm

We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:21 pm

Quirk wrote:We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it

QUIRK!!!! how you been, well if your watched MR. Fox then you must be good.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:55 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote: that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week
That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.
That may or may not be true my good friend

It is true.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:57 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.
yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.

As tall as they are they have to be.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:57 pm

Quirk wrote:We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it

Havent seen it but it looked entertaining.

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