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Screw Halo Reach... (Civilization 5)
CIVILIZATION V IS COMING OUT TOMORROW HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS STUFF
I'm an idiot though and ordered it today online so it won't be coming for a few days.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY ME LOL
I'm an idiot though and ordered it today online so it won't be coming for a few days.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY ME LOL
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
civ is fucking class
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
On a related note, I ordered both Civ and Fable 3 from Wal-Mart, and got a Amercias map pack as a bonus for Civ and a 20 dollar gift card to Wal-Mart for Fable.
f*ck YEA!
f*ck YEA!
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Woah fable is out? Totally haven't heard anything about it, just the it was coming out sometime!Army of GOD wrote:On a related note, I ordered both Civ and Fable 3 from Wal-Mart, and got a Amercias map pack as a bonus for Civ and a 20 dollar gift card to Wal-Mart for Fable.
f*ck YEA!
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
If your PC is worse then an Xbox I feel sorry for you.nagerous wrote:Pity I don't have a computer that can support it
Just spent the last half hour watching trailers. The game looks good, although less PC oriented then I would like....
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
It's a laptop, can't play CC freestyle speed games it is so laggy. Would hate to see what a game like Civilisation would do to it. Stick to playing computer games on the PS3 and Wii.

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Holy f*ck YEAH!!!
Civ 5? I'm going to build a computer for it. Looking to buy something with these specs: 8GB ram, quad core 2.8 intel core i7, Radeon 5770 4GB ram, 1 TB hard drive, windows 7
I heard that could be done for about $500-$600, maybe a bit more but not much. I'm just excited. I'll be BigBallinStalin some dirty mothers in those civ5 games
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BALLIN LETS PLAY ONLINE YOU CAN BE THE RUSSIANS AND I CAN BE THE FRENCH LOL
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LOL, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY
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I may even have to get this one. I have all the others, in one big box set I bought a while ago.
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
Sadly it'll probably be awhile before they port it to Mac, guess I'll just have to keep playing Civ 4.
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They put Civ I and IV in the same box set?jonesthecurl wrote:I may even have to get this one. I have all the others, in one big box set I bought a while ago.
Does Civ 1 even work on modern computers? My laptop doesn't have a floppy disc drive =(
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I like Halo Reach though...
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yeah it was a special edition - there was a card game too. Obviously the original was on a modern disc. There's interviews with Meier and other developers too - an interesting package. Personally I play (it's a while since I did) version 1 or version 4.Army of GOD wrote:They put Civ I and IV in the same box set?jonesthecurl wrote:I may even have to get this one. I have all the others, in one big box set I bought a while ago.
Does Civ 1 even work on modern computers? My laptop doesn't have a floppy disc drive =(
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f*ck you I want that game.Army of GOD wrote:CIVILIZATION V IS COMING OUT TOMORROW HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS STUFF
I'm an idiot though and ordered it today online so it won't be coming for a few days.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY ME LOL
It looks so good
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Haha you play 1 though?jonesthecurl wrote:yeah it was a special edition - there was a card game too. Obviously the original was on a modern disc. There's interviews with Meier and other developers too - an interesting package. Personally I play (it's a while since I did) version 1 or version 4.Army of GOD wrote:They put Civ I and IV in the same box set?jonesthecurl wrote:I may even have to get this one. I have all the others, in one big box set I bought a while ago.
Does Civ 1 even work on modern computers? My laptop doesn't have a floppy disc drive =(
Honestly, II was my favorite...and it's on this laptop right now. I made sure to install it after I put Windows 7 on. I was too young to understand 1 when it first came out...I'd always die before I could build a third city. But I played the Hell out of II.
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I remember in civ 2 having about 2 cities, and Japan walks over and says, "WE have nuclear missiles, pay us or get fucked." I only had spearmen, but I told them to bring it... and they did. And that was that.Army of GOD wrote:Haha you play 1 though?jonesthecurl wrote:yeah it was a special edition - there was a card game too. Obviously the original was on a modern disc. There's interviews with Meier and other developers too - an interesting package. Personally I play (it's a while since I did) version 1 or version 4.Army of GOD wrote:They put Civ I and IV in the same box set?jonesthecurl wrote:I may even have to get this one. I have all the others, in one big box set I bought a while ago.
Does Civ 1 even work on modern computers? My laptop doesn't have a floppy disc drive =(
Honestly, II was my favorite...and it's on this laptop right now. I made sure to install it after I put Windows 7 on. I was too young to understand 1 when it first came out...I'd always die before I could build a third city. But I played the Hell out of II.
I beat civ 2 somehow by taking everyone's cities. I've no idea how I did that and could never repeat it. I had financial problems like no other, losing military units every time.
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It really took me a while to pick up the game, because I was just too young to understand it. I had no idea that the "shields" were production and the grain was food. I just bought everything I could. I'd play on the easiest setting too, so when I'd win I'd be like "OMG IM TEH BEZT!"
Then I finally remember increasing the difficulty and getting better. I even tried making a LoTR map...
Then I finally remember increasing the difficulty and getting better. I even tried making a LoTR map...
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It's fun to learn, fun to economize and make one's civ more efficient and productive.Army of GOD wrote:It really took me a while to pick up the game, because I was just too young to understand it. I had no idea that the "shields" were production and the grain was food. I just bought everything I could. I'd play on the easiest setting too, so when I'd win I'd be like "OMG IM TEH BEZT!"
Then I finally remember increasing the difficulty and getting better. I even tried making a LoTR map...
If I've got time, I'd be down for a civ4 game. 1v1, or something larger with AI is fine. There's also that play be email option, but that seems like a hassle...
Come to think of it, the reason why I stopped playing civ4 was that it wasn't challenging. I had this set way that's unstoppable. The only way I'd lose if one were to play on a HUGE map, on islands, and go for a culture win, so by the time I could even build the boats to reach them, they'd already win. In short, cultural win is for pussies.
Haha, I could do some civ4 consulting. Show me a save game, and I'll give you a plan to get back on your feet, and then greatly increase your chances of winning the game.
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
HOLY SHIT ITS INSTALLING I CANT WAIT
Also, I hate Steam. Oh well!
Also, I hate Steam. Oh well!
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
I'm going to kill myself.
So, I start today, and the Russians are pissing me off, so I go to war with them and I literally shove my penis up Catherine's anus. Then I destroy two City-States and pretty much own my entire continent (granted, it's on Chieftain because I didn't want to start off too hard) and then I go over to another continent, meet a bunch of people.
AND THEN BAM. CIVILIZATION CRASHES AND I DIDNT SAVE. 3 HOURS WORTH OF SHIT ALL DOWN THE FUCKING TUBE.
I hate my life.
So, I start today, and the Russians are pissing me off, so I go to war with them and I literally shove my penis up Catherine's anus. Then I destroy two City-States and pretty much own my entire continent (granted, it's on Chieftain because I didn't want to start off too hard) and then I go over to another continent, meet a bunch of people.
AND THEN BAM. CIVILIZATION CRASHES AND I DIDNT SAVE. 3 HOURS WORTH OF SHIT ALL DOWN THE FUCKING TUBE.
I hate my life.
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Should have used Auto Save
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Re: Screw Halo Reach...
LOL NOOB ON CHIEFTAN MODE!Q! LOOOLL LOL OLOL
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