Conquerclub Haikus

[AndyDufresne]

Sometimes a 'torque'---or departure from expectation gives the reader more pleasure upon such discovery.

a win, loss, or draw,
what mark we make on CC---
ripples through a stream.


--Andy

[owenshooter]

5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down

i caught a mistake owen

In contemporary poetry, they're known as pseudohaikus. Chill on the lit lesson and stop hatin' and start participatin'.

i wish you all would
stop trolling this haiku thread
with non haiku posts...

[happy2seeyou]

Fitz made a thread with
a note about him leaving.
He also plays nude.

[AndyDufresne]

my game like a mire,
a stalemate, dead-end, and stuck---
a field of sand, straw.


--Andy

[Ace Rimmer]

If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

[Ace Rimmer]

If I worship at
the feet of the Black Jesus
I'm not atheist?

[TheSaxlad]

Andy? Meaningful,
Jake? just damn outright funny,
Me? Taking The Piss!

[The Bison King]

You? Taking the piss?
Now I know you are British,
Only they say that.

[owenshooter]

If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver

[natty dread]

If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver

actually no
you are currently golden
just to let you know

[owenshooter]

If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver

actually no
you are currently golden
just to let you know

when i posted that
i was freemium for sure.
damn lord voldemort!!

[natty dread]

so you say, owen...
but i have a suspicion
you bought it yourself

[mattattam]

natty_dread is dead
lost his head under the bed
that is why he's red

[TheSaxlad]

Owen and Natty,
2 Ordinary CC'ers
Having Some Fun.... lol.

[AndyDufresne]

Searching for new maps,
a jungle, a hunt, a quest---
And my legs too tired.


--Andy

[owenshooter]

Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

[Chariot of Fire]

Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Plagiarism
Is alive and well thanks to
The preceding post

[Victor Sullivan]

I thought it was five
Then comes seven syllables
Then five more again?

[Chariot of Fire]

Yes you are correct
Five-seven-five is the way
They should be written

[owenshooter]

Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Plagiarism (4)
Is alive and well thanks to (7)
The preceding post (5)

i never claimed it.
but now we know that you can't
make a haiku. ha!

----tbj

[Chariot of Fire]

Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Plagiarism (4)
Is alive and well thanks to (7)
The preceding post (5)

i never claimed it.
but now we know that you can't
make a haiku. ha!

----tbj

Nice one Columbo
(though a pretty lame last line)
Better use 'can not'

[Victor Sullivan]

Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?

[The Bison King]

Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?

Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

[Army of GOD]

derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp

[owenshooter]

Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?

Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

are you a multi?
why respond from that account?
really not too smart...

----tbj