I are a PATRIOT

[2dimes]

Thus we arrive at a discussion that I would really like to have that just can never happen in text form.

Bummer. I'm starting to wonder if written history has any connection to what was actually going on at the time?

It does. You can tell who won the battle, by who is authoring the history of it.

I know you can't understand what I wanted to say becuase we're trying to use text and it doesn't work. That is part of it.

[AAFitz]

Thus we arrive at a discussion that I would really like to have that just can never happen in text form.

Bummer. I'm starting to wonder if written history has any connection to what was actually going on at the time?

It does. You can tell who won the battle, by who is authoring the history of it.

I know you can't understand what I wanted to say becuase we're trying to use text and it doesn't work. That is part of it.

Tuesday would be better for me, but if it has to be in January that would be fine with the ballpark.

[2dimes]

Thus we arrive at a discussion that I would really like to have that just can never happen in text form.

Bummer. I'm starting to wonder if written history has any connection to what was actually going on at the time?

It does. You can tell who won the battle, by who is authoring the history of it.

I know you can't understand what I wanted to say becuase we're trying to use text and it doesn't work. That is part of it.

Tuesday would be better for me, but if it has to be in January that would be fine with the ballpark.

A little more.

[AAFitz]

Why are British people so butthurt about America? It was like 250 years ago guys. Get over it!

They have passed on the imperialistic baton, and they want it back. Im just guessing of course.

[AAFitz]

Thus we arrive at a discussion that I would really like to have that just can never happen in text form.

Bummer. I'm starting to wonder if written history has any connection to what was actually going on at the time?

It does. You can tell who won the battle, by who is authoring the history of it.

I know you can't understand what I wanted to say becuase we're trying to use text and it doesn't work. That is part of it.

Tuesday would be better for me, but if it has to be in January that would be fine with the ballpark.

A little more.

WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN!!! ITS NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND: A little more!!!

[2dimes]

You may embed only 5 quotes within each other.

[SgtMadDog]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY!

Thanks for reminding me to Thank God for the blessings i've received from living in this great land i call Home.
All the best to you and yours.

[joecoolfrog]

Yes it is wise to be thankfull for good luck.

[john9blue]

d'oh! i guess it wasn't the principles our country was founded on, you guys. we just lucked out! maybe we should try to be more like europe, so that we can match their incredible contributions to the world in the past hundred years.

[BigBallinStalin]

d'oh! i guess it wasn't the principles our country was founded on, you guys. we just lucked out! maybe we should try to be more like europe, so that we can match their incredible contributions to the world in the past hundred years.

*scratches head...

If it's a joke, I guess I get it, but it's a bit lacking, johnnyblue.

[john9blue]

lame insults bring forth lame responses

[BigBallinStalin]

lame insults bring forth lame responses

seriously, johnnyblue?

[john9blue]

seriouslah

[jimboston]

I am so PROUD that my mother and father had perfunctory sex...

1) I am not glad your mother and father had sex at all.

2) I am curious how you know their sex was perfunctory? Are you like the fifth child, and making an assumption that by #5 their sex life had become perfunctory... or have you discussed this with them. It's not possible that they were having mad hot monkey sex... and that your life is the product of this passion?

[2dimes]

He's british.

[heavycola]

I am so PROUD that my mother and father had perfunctory sex...

1) I am not glad your mother and father had sex at all.

2) I am curious how you know their sex was perfunctory? Are you like the fifth child, and making an assumption that by #5 their sex life had become perfunctory... or have you discussed this with them. It's not possible that they were having mad hot monkey sex... and that your life is the product of this passion?

If you had met my parents, you would understand. It HAD to be perfunctory.

[jimboston]

If you had met my parents, you would understand. It HAD to be perfunctory.

Well... since I have no interest in meeting you, you'll have to forgive me for also having no interest in meeting your parents.

Oh... yes I did catch the past-tense "had met". I don't give a flying poop if they are alive or dead... I still don't want to meet them.

[jimboston]

He's british.

OK.

This explains a lot.

Thanks.

[heavycola]

If you had met my parents, you would understand. It HAD to be perfunctory.

Well... since I have no interest in meeting you, you'll have to forgive me for also having no interest in meeting your parents.

Oh... yes I did catch the past-tense "had met". I don't give a flying poop if they are alive or dead... I still don't want to meet them.

This is quite the cruellest post that has ever been directed at me. What happened to you, Jimboston? When did you become so cold? So mean? Where is your heart?

[jimboston]

If you had met my parents, you would understand. It HAD to be perfunctory.

Well... since I have no interest in meeting you, you'll have to forgive me for also having no interest in meeting your parents.

Oh... yes I did catch the past-tense "had met". I don't give a flying poop if they are alive or dead... I still don't want to meet them.

This is quite the cruellest post that has ever been directed at me. What happened to you, Jimboston? When did you become so cold? So mean? Where is your heart?

It was cruel wasn't it. I should be sorry.
(My parents have passed away too... so I can say things like this; kinda like how a black person can make jokes about blacks, and a jewish person can make jokes about jews.)

Anyway... I am sorry if I am cold and cruel... you see I ursurped the role you defined for me when you said I thought "slavery was OK". if I truly believe that (as you said I did) I must therefore be cruel and cold.

Why don't you redefine my personality again and see what happens?

[jonesthecurl]

Thus we arrive at a discussion that I would really like to have that just can never happen in text form.

Bummer. I'm starting to wonder if written history has any connection to what was actually going on at the time?

History bears the same relationship to fact that theology does to religion. That is, none to speak of. R.A.H.

[Phatscotty]

I LOVE my country. I am so PROUD that my mother and father had perfunctory sex on this lump of rock instead of another lump of slightly different rock. And I KNOW that GOD HIMSELF has chosen this lump of rock over every other lump of rock to be his favouritest lump of rock on the planet.

I love my country SO FUCKIN MUCH that I will act in the service of WHATEVER agenda is presented to me by the politicians who make this arbitrarily delineated chunk of landmass what it is. Because even though words like 'freedom' and 'terror' are abstract nouns, I will lay down my life to either attack and defend (or defend and attack, i can't quite remember which) freedom and terror (and also possibly happiness and failure and mysticism, if I am asked) because I LOVE MY COUNTRY.

I WILL DIE DEFENDING OR ATTACKING AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT BECAUSE MY PARENTS FUCKED ON THIS LUMP OF ROCK INSTEAD OF A DIFFERENT LUMP OF ROCK. Goddamit i'm weeping again. Will someone please post a picture of a crying eagle that is defending freedom and has a dying patriot held in its flag-wrapped talon? PLEASE?

when my parents fucked on this lump of rock, they said here is your lump of rock. Its can either be a nice peaceful lump of rock, or a shitty piece of rock. That's up to you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67WObfBX ... 20ALREADY!

[nietzsche]

cos of my hump ha, my hump, my hump, my hump what.
My hump, my hump, my hump ha, my lovely lady lumps check it out