If I Ruled the World

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:57 am

whoa.....thats messed up

=D>=D>=D>i like it

=D>=D>

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:00 am

which thing is messed up...

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:03 am

s.xkitten wrote:lol...i hate catholicism, and Christianity in general with a passion...i have been exorcised (it failed, according to them, and was therefor not recorded), beaten over the head with a bible, ridiculed, kicked out of class, called a bitch by my deacon, and generally beat up by catholics at my school...i strongly despise Christianity (although not the individuals, usually)

Classic!
No wonder you hate them though.

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:07 am

s.xkitten wrote:i would throw the world into a state of anarchy and then leave it to figure its shit out

anarchy, and then let them kll themselves(the few that remain). its awesome!

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:07 am

*blushes and giggles* i know, i screw them up all the time...they just can't deal with my amount of devilness

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:08 am

vtmarik wrote:If I ruled the world, I'd enact penalties for lawyers who bring useless frivolous lawsuits. Two violations and they lose their license to practice law for a year. Three violations and they get disbarred, end of story.

I'd institute training in fencing and martial arts in all public schools, so kids feel empowered and don't see the need for guns.

I'd restrict military recruiters to where they cannot bother people in shopping malls, schools, and their mailboxes. If someone wants to join the military, they'll call you. Don't shove it down anyone's throat.

I'd remove the selective service requirements for having driver's licenses and such.

I'd abolish the electoral college and institute the old system of one man, one vote.

I'd retrain the police and enact strict psychological screenings.

And other stuff that I can't think of right now.

Hmmm I think Hillary wants to do all that.

If I ruled the world you can guess what would happen.......

Ban on abortion.

Ban on liberal thought.

Ban on capital punishment.

Ban on environmental wackos.

Ban on Affirmative Action.

Harsher prison sentences for many crimes including but not limited too...child sexual abuse, drug trafficking, unlawful possession of firearms.

Oh, and we would have free elections every year.... but all votes would be cast in Florida.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:10 am

jay_a2j wrote:
If I ruled the world you can guess what would happen.......

Ban on abortion.

Ban on liberal thought.

Ban on capital punishment.

Ban on environmental wackos.

Ban on Affirmative Action.

Harsher prison sentences for many crimes including but not limited too...child sexual abuse, drug trafficking, unlawful possession of firearms.

Oh, and we would have free elections every year.... but all votes would be cast in Florida.

i'm going to ignore the abortion thing, the liberal thought, the capital punishment, the evironmental thing, and the affirmative action thing...

how the f*ck are harsher sentences going to help things?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:11 am

If I ruled the world...

I'd make it an absolute hell hole.

That way, people couldn't argue that I didn't know what I was doing when everything was going to hell.

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:11 am

s.xkitten wrote:*blushes and giggles* i know, i screw them up all the time...they just can't deal with my amount of devilness

)Dramatically)
i would follow you to the end!

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:13 am

s.xkitten wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
If I ruled the world you can guess what would happen.......

Ban on abortion.

Ban on liberal thought.

Ban on capital punishment.

Ban on environmental wackos.

Ban on Affirmative Action.

Harsher prison sentences for many crimes including but not limited too...child sexual abuse, drug trafficking, unlawful possession of firearms.

Oh, and we would have free elections every year.... but all votes would be cast in Florida.
i'm going to ignore the abortion thing, the liberal thought, the capital punishment, the evironmental thing, and the affirmative action thing...

how the f*ck are harsher sentences going to help things?

Well, giving pedophiles 5 years in prison doesn't seem to be doing the job, now is it?

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:13 am

s.xkitten wrote:i have been exorcised

Wow, I didnt know they did that any more.

s.xkitten wrote:i have been exorcised (it failed, according to them, and was therefor not recorded), beaten over the head with a bible, ridiculed, kicked out of class, called a bitch by my deacon, and generally beat up by catholics at my school

Shows just how generous and saintly your average Christian is.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:16 am

jay_a2j wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
If I ruled the world you can guess what would happen.......

Ban on abortion.

Ban on liberal thought.

Ban on capital punishment.

Ban on environmental wackos.

Ban on Affirmative Action.

Harsher prison sentences for many crimes including but not limited too...child sexual abuse, drug trafficking, unlawful possession of firearms.

Oh, and we would have free elections every year.... but all votes would be cast in Florida.
i'm going to ignore the abortion thing, the liberal thought, the capital punishment, the evironmental thing, and the affirmative action thing...

how the f*ck are harsher sentences going to help things?

Well, giving pedophiles 5 years in prison doesn't seem to be doing the job, now is it?

yeah, my state...mandatory life sentencing without parole if the child is under 15

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:16 am

jay_a2j wrote:

ban on liberal thought.

Going to far here. There's a thing called the first amendment you should read it.

jay_a2j wrote:Ban on capital punishment.

I actually have no problem with capital punishment.

jay_a2j wrote:Ban on environmental wackos.

hmmm...Define wackos.

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:17 am

Neutrino wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:i have been exorcised
Wow, I didnt know they did that any more.

s.xkitten wrote:i have been exorcised (it failed, according to them, and was therefor not recorded), beaten over the head with a bible, ridiculed, kicked out of class, called a bitch by my deacon, and generally beat up by catholics at my school
Shows just how generous and saintly your average Christian is.

not all are

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:17 am

strike wolf wrote: hmmm...Define wackos.

The Al Gore crowd.

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:19 am

Knight of Orient wrote:
Neutrino wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:i have been exorcised
Wow, I didnt know they did that any more.

s.xkitten wrote:i have been exorcised (it failed, according to them, and was therefor not recorded), beaten over the head with a bible, ridiculed, kicked out of class, called a bitch by my deacon, and generally beat up by catholics at my school
Shows just how generous and saintly your average Christian is.

not all are

stereo typin aint my style. i kno o aint a "good christian, but i dont do anything to hurt people, and would see someone happy. when there soul is on the line, i have a burden for it

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:20 am

Al Gore...Al Gore. MEH. I need to look over his stance. I typically ignore him while he's talking and ignore those who talk about him.

Sad but true.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:21 am

like i said...i hate the religion, not the people

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:23 am

i understand, people make their minds up, but if you need advice or help, or even someday wanna talk about it, id be wllin to. i aint a preacher, but am good to talk to

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:24 am

Knight of Orient wrote:stereo typin aint my style. i kno o aint a "good christian, but i dont do anything to hurt people, and would see someone happy. when there soul is on the line, i have a burden for it

Hmm, true. Im sure quite a lot of them think like that, but when they see someone that can be easily picked on, then their native human viscousness kicks in.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:27 am

and you'll note once again that jay ignores some things that he knows he can't respond to

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:29 am

Neutrino wrote:
Knight of Orient wrote:stereo typin aint my style. i kno o aint a "good christian, but i dont do anything to hurt people, and would see someone happy. when there soul is on the line, i have a burden for it
Hmm, true. Im sure quite a lot of them think like that, but when they see someone that can be easily picked on, then their native human viscousness kicks in.

Ok. Listen. Do not count all christians in the "believe this or suffer" category. The truth is that Christianity does not even support this belief it falls under one of the 7 deadly sins, pride. Also, the bible says "love thy neighbor." Truth of the matter is that most christians I know do not fit into this mold that you have set for us.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:33 am

strike wolf wrote: Ok. Listen. Do not count all christians in the "believe this or suffer" category. The truth is that Christianity does not even support this belief it falls under one of the 7 deadly sins, pride. Also, the bible says "love thy neighbor." Truth of the matter is that most christians I know do not fit into this mold that you have set for us.

I am not bad-mouthing Christians; I am bad-mouthing humanity in general.

No matter how firmly you believe in something, something is going to come up and you will act on impulse, usually in a very selfish manner.

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:34 am

s.xkitten wrote:and you'll note once again that jay ignores some things that he knows he can't respond to

What are you talking about????

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:34 am

its our flesh, i feel bad after wards, its like i kno i shouldnta done it.

im bad about verbaally apologizin if i hurt someone, i tend to just move on, that aint cool