Ask Me Anything About Hotgaybumsex.

[b.k. barunt]

Go ahead. I dare ya.


Honibaz

[Pedronicus]

Have you ever had hotgaybumsex, that when you woke up the next day, you really regretted? Or is hotgaybumsex always so good, that there is never any regrets, just warm fuzzy memories and just a slight danger that breaking wind should be more controlled than usual?

[Baron Von PWN]

When was Hotgaybumsex invented? What would be different if Hotgaybumsex wasn't so hot?

[muy_thaiguy]

Have you ever experienced it, and if so, with what?

[Tiggy D Amour]

When was Hotgaybumsex invented?

On a Thursday. Dr Von Hotgaybumsex invented it after a lot of experimentation with his assistants Ivana Harris and Hugh Jampton. It was made possible due to funding from the European Onion. They were worried about The Netherlands invading Belgium and needed to develop something to keep them busy. It's also possible to have Hotstraightbumsex as well, meaning it's possible for 3 people to do sex on a lady at the same time which reduces queuing.

[bradleybadly]

How many hotgaybumsex pride parades have you been a part of?

[InkL0sed]

Is hotgaybumsex for everyone?

[b.k. barunt]

Have you ever had hotgaybumsex, that when you woke up the next day, you really regretted? Or is hotgaybumsex always so good, that there is never any regrets, just warm fuzzy memories and just a slight danger that breaking wind should be more controlled than usual?

Well like anything else it depends on the partner. For a morningafter that is not so regretable i would recommend a partner with a little dick. As to the problem with less controlled flatulence, who cares? I mean since your rectum is all stretched out your farts will be SBDs so you can blame them on innocent bystanders.


Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

When was Hotgaybumsex invented?

The first recorded incident of hotgaybumsex is after the great flood when Noah got drunk and passed out naked in his tent - did you think he got that pissed off at his son Ham just because he saw him passed out naked? Gimmeafucking break. Why do you think they called him "Ham"?

What would be different if Hotgaybumsex wasn't so hot?

Well for one thing the Democratic party would loose a lot of impetus. Also cauliflower would probably be more popular than cucumbers. As a sidenote, the pregnancy rate would rise a bit.


Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

Have you ever experienced it, and if so, with what?

Niggapleez. Everyone knows the barunt is not one to kiss and tell.


Discreet Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

How many hotgaybumsex pride parades have you been a part of?

There's probably one or two that i don't remember, but we have a big one every Mardi Gras in the French Quarter, one in Mandeville that originates and ends at Ruby's Roadhouse, and of course the one in sirsebstar's backyard every time he's in the mood. Quite a few actually.


Marching Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

Is hotgaybumsex for everyone?

Of course. If God did not want men to have hotgaybumsex together he wouldn't have let us invent vaseline.


Honibaz

[jonesthecurl]

When was Hotgaybumsex invented?

The first recorded incident of hotgaybumsex is after the great flood when Noah got drunk and passed out naked in his tent - did you think he got that pissed off at his son Ham just because he saw him passed out naked? Gimmeafucking break. Why do you think they called him "Ham"?


Honibaz

Actually, I think that's a mistranslation for "pork", as in "Can I have a portion of that pork sword?".

[mviola]

What country engages in the most hotgaybumsex?

[muy_thaiguy]

Would you have hotgaybumsex with a hot gay bum?

[b.k. barunt]

What country engages in the most hotgaybumsex?

That would of course be Greece, as any classicist will tell you. However, because of the ridiculous amount of buttugly women (definite contributing factor there) i think Russia needs to be given serious consideration.


Honibaz

[Joodoo]

What are some typical physical features of people who are interested in having hotgaybumsex?

[b.k. barunt]

Would you have hotgaybumsex with a hot gay bum?

I for one am greatly impressed by your familial love and devotion to your father in trying to find dates for him.


Honibaz

[muy_thaiguy]

Would you have hotgaybumsex with a hot gay bum?

I for one am greatly impressed by your familial love and devotion to your father in trying to find dates for him.


Honibaz

Actually, that was Norse. Took his picture when he was of course, giving me the bird after I told him that the bench he was sleeping on was built by a Jewish guy.

[b.k. barunt]

What are some typical physical features of people who are interested in having hotgaybumsex?

That would depend on whether the hotgaybumsexer in question was the butch or the bitch - which are you seeking?


Honibaz

[Joodoo]

What are some typical physical features of people who are interested in having hotgaybumsex?

That would depend on whether the hotgaybumsexer in question was the butch or the bitch - which are you seeking?


Honibaz

The butch.

[b.k. barunt]

Well if you're looking to get buggered i'd advise against approaching strangers on the street, no matter how butch they might look. Your best bet would be to go sit at a gay bar and look vulnerable.


Honibaz

[AAFitz]

Is it true that people who actively seek to bash a certain subject on a regular basis, are often trying to cover up their actual preference for that very subject, in some kind of psuedo-psychological magic trick to shield their very nature?

Follow up- Isn't it true that most people see through such things very easily?

[daddy1gringo]

There it is, BK. We should have taken bets on how long it would take for "Its teh closet gay" to show up.

[The Bison King]

If you could have hotgaybumsex with any historical figure gay or straight (the straight may not be willing but in this fantasy that doesn't matter because you warped there with a time machine and you can warp out before he has time to press hotgaybumrape charges on you) who would it be?