How to be colonel in 50 games: The Emmdizzle Method

[pistolpete86]

whats the point, the whole point in playing on this site is for fun, not to have the highest rank and masterbate every time you get a promotion

[cachejob]

whats the point, the whole point in playing on this site is for fun, not to have the highest rank and masterbate every time you get a promotion

i agree but hey, different strokes for different folks

[jrh_cardinal]

We have a conqueror who won't even play a game

[jleonnn]

OK....Why not lol

[lt.Futt]

whats the point, the whole point in playing on this site is for fun, not to have the highest rank and masterbate every time you get a promotion

I agree. Play for the passion. Noone have 100 % won. I once had, after my first game completed. Don't ask me how. 5 player freestyle speed game. Gained 129 points. I defeated a Major. Those were the days. Was I a better player than today? Now I win every 4th. and 5th. game.

[jleonnn]

I agree. But sometimes it's fun to see how far we can go. I have fun sometimes but I always want to set a goal. Once I reach it I play allsorts and have lotsa fun. It's the same in life; we can have fun sometimes but it's fulfilling when you set a goal and reach it.

[Beckytheblondie]

LOLZ

Join with me!

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[Chuuuuck]

Just did a search of active games with Emmdizzle. 0 found!!

What do you think he does? Log in everyday, sit around and admire his star, talk to his clansmen about how good he is and then logs off?

[FarangDemon]

Just did a search of active games with Emmdizzle. 0 found!!

What do you think he does? Log in everyday, sit around and admire his star, talk to his clansmen about how good he is and then logs off?

That or he ran out of vaseline and is on his way to the store to replenish his supplies.

[Trephining]

It would be funny if a coalition of players built somebody up to take the star, then paid attention to all his games when he finally played again trying to regain the star...and they kept jumping in his games and murderizing him.

[ljex]

It would be funny if a coalition of players built somebody up to take the star, then paid attention to all his games when he finally played again trying to regain the star...and they kept jumping in his games and murderizing him.

He would just foe them

[Beckytheblondie]

It would be funny if a coalition of players built somebody up to take the star, then paid attention to all his games when he finally played again trying to regain the star...and they kept jumping in his games and murderizing him.

CLNBKY would let a coalition build up its master.

[KoE_Sirius]

whats the point, the whole point in playing on this site is for fun, not to have the highest rank and masterbate every time you get a promotion

oh geeez really.Isn't that the case ?
You sure know how to bust KoE's bubble.

[gray beard]

played many a game with Emmdizzle never asked for my pass word i was a sgt. when i first started as is team mate... that means some one is not telling the whole truth...really the man wins leave him be & there are a lot worst in C & C like the ones who miss turns or never show up for a game..as long as its not a cheat or not honable i say go for it and get off his back or try to beat him

[jrh_cardinal]

as long as its not a cheat or not honable i say go for it and get off his back or try to beat him

good, since it's not honorable we don't have to get off his back. If you like him so much, answer this question (which he has studiously ignored):

So, he invites one person to every team. He does so intending for them to join and invite a partner of their choice. So the question is: WHY does he not make the games private?

[BoganGod]

as long as its not a cheat or not honable i say go for it and get off his back or try to beat him

good, since it's not honorable we don't have to get off his back. If you like him so much, answer this question (which he has studiously ignored):

So, he invites one person to every team. He does so intending for them to join and invite a partner of their choice. So the question is: WHY does he not make the games private?

This is getting boring. What I really want to know now is what in the heck "honable" means. Is it same strange yankee term for a cross between honourable and horrible? Possibly a type of cad, maybe even a term for yellow belly? I WANTS TO KNOW, NOW, TELL ME NOW!

[Emmdizzle]

Making the games private would take too long to fill.

[Bruceswar]

Making the games private would take too long to fill.

Your games would fill within 24 hours if you sent it out to the right group of people.

[waseemalim]

Making the games private would take too long to fill.

Your games would fill within 24 hours if you sent it out to the right group of people.

and faster if you didnt make them private and didnt invite anyone. Anyway, stop giving us excuses Emm -- we know what you are trying to do. It's fine by the rules.

[Bones2484]

One of these days we'll finally have a Conqueror that flat out says "Sure. I used questionable tactics. But I'm on top, so suck it.".

I'd respect that player more than these pathetic ones like Blitz and Emm who pretend they aren't cheating the system in some way or being hypocritical in their stances.

[anonymus]

i had a good laugh at the first post, nice work..
even followed the thread for a while, but now.. *yawn*
getting kind of old.. i say farm and let farm who gives a sod?

i'll be heading out now getting my damn hat back.. a goal i can achieve without the excellent guide in OP's post but hey if it takes too long maybe i will re-read it and try it out..

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[Emmdizzle]

All of you out there that say it's not about rank (then why post your high score on your profile) it's about honor and integrity? I say you're all full of shit. My goal has been to have fun and advance in rank as high as I possibly could. If you look at my games played you'll notice I played team games on various maps and won the only 2 tournaments I was ever in and had to beat the likes of Blitz and Bogan and their clansmen. Once I reached FM...I admit I pulled my niche game out of my back pocket and played against who I wanted to play against. I was on vacation for a week and played 18 freestyle Oasis games of which I went 15-3 and eventually got to the top which was MY GOAL. Now that I'm at the top it seems like you all claim that's the only game I've ever played. It's only a game people...I'm done here.

[the.killing.44]

Now that I'm at the top it seems like you all claim that's the only game I've ever played. It's only a game people...I'm done here.

I apologize profusely. Of course you're totally right, it's only the game type you've played for the last four and a half months! I rescind my comments and bow down to your highness.

[anonymus]

Now that I'm at the top it seems like you all claim that's the only game I've ever played. It's only a game people...I'm done here.

I apologize profusely. Of course you're totally right, it's only the game type you've played for the last four and a half months! I rescind my comments and bow down to your highness.

lulz

[Monsterblood]

All of you out there that say it's not about rank (then why post your high score on your profile) it's about honor and integrity? I say you're all full of shit.

Oh so I take it when you say 'all' means you have checked everyone's profile to make such a statement, more like you're full of shit mate...I stand by my words thank you very much...