the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Seeing as I am still alive and haven't been struck by lightning. does anybody here watch the Showtime series Dexter? I think it's great though I can't seem to resist the urge of humming the Dexter's Laboratory theme when it's on.

i have seen some episode it is very interesting.

[strike wolf]

what is that? tombstone pizza comercials?

You better go watch it right now. Second best Western ever (behind The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, of course).

alright i will go and watch it.

you are forgiven.

[strike wolf]

It'll get better trust me. without reading ahead I assume someone has already asked you what's wrong so I won't be bothered to try and console you until you answer their question and explain the problem and even than I am not too likely to say anything super important.

Haha, I've been asked that question too many times over the past 6 months. Ironic that none of them I know in real life, as I hide behind a mask of happiness.

army trust me when all seems lost just push through there is always light at the end of the tunnel

I'm not in a tunnel.

I'm in a hole where the top has been covered and I can't seem to get out. I know that if I start digging, I might have a chance at escaping. But I'm afraid that if I DO start digging, that all the dirt and shit will just collapse on to me and I'll be even more helpless than before.

Metaphor ftw.

life is made up of options and risks my friend. you can never get to feel better with out taking a little risk. and yes its always possible to fail but remember if we fail it gives us that much strength to push back and come out on top. and even when all looks lost. just remember that there are still good things that happen.

You sound like one of those guys fromvthe self-help clinic.

[strike wolf]

he is an assassin! is it not self explanatory?

Joe McCarthy almost became one of my victims..until I learned it was the wrong McCarthy.

Wonder what McCarthy would do with obama

They would be the odd couple.

who do you think would be the bride if they got married?

McCarthy because he has to wear the pants in the relationship.

[strike wolf]

OK honestly i don't get it?

Ever seen Tombstone?

what is that? tombstone pizza comercials?

Target you are not allowed to speak until you've rented the movie Tombstone and watched it and admitted that it's a great movie and that Val Kilmer was awesome as Doc Holiday.

The Wolf has Spoken.

ok ok relax[/quote]

Relax! RELAX! I AM RELAXED!!!!

[strike wolf]

so in memory of auto i went for a run today!

you act like he's dead. Don't say such things.

he is not dead but in a far away place of which i know nothing of... that place is......... (dramatic end for you too fill in the rest)

Your basement?

no silly the real world.

your basement is part of the real world.

[strike wolf]

A lot.

Than take a shot.

but before you take the shot yell NOOOOOO!!!!

IfI didn't know better I would say you are making fun of Tombstone.

one will never know

It's like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop (238)

[targetman377]

Haha, I've been asked that question too many times over the past 6 months. Ironic that none of them I know in real life, as I hide behind a mask of happiness.

army trust me when all seems lost just push through there is always light at the end of the tunnel

I'm not in a tunnel.

I'm in a hole where the top has been covered and I can't seem to get out. I know that if I start digging, I might have a chance at escaping. But I'm afraid that if I DO start digging, that all the dirt and shit will just collapse on to me and I'll be even more helpless than before.

Metaphor ftw.

life is made up of options and risks my friend. you can never get to feel better with out taking a little risk. and yes its always possible to fail but remember if we fail it gives us that much strength to push back and come out on top. and even when all looks lost. just remember that there are still good things that happen.

You sound like one of those guys fromvthe self-help clinic.

is there a problem with that?

[strike wolf]

Don't drink.

Thinking about starting though.

To be honest I wouldn't recommend it as a way of relieving stress or depression etc. that's how people become alcoholics. if you start drinking do it as something recreational not as an escape.

great minds think alike i see

i've always thought of it as good minds think alike. great minds think in new and groundbreaking ways.

you say tamato i say tomato

actually I say tamale.

[targetman377]

Wonder what McCarthy would do with obama

They would be the odd couple.

who do you think would be the bride if they got married?

McCarthy because he has to wear the pants in the relationship.

i could see it now the best man would be stalin and the bridsmaid would be kim jong ill

[strike wolf]

Seeing as I am still alive and haven't been struck by lightning. does anybody here watch the Showtime series Dexter? I think it's great though I can't seem to resist the urge of humming the Dexter's Laboratory theme when it's on.

i have seen some episode it is very interesting.

the Miguel Prado saga got really interesting. I really need to go back and watch the first season.

[targetman377]

but before you take the shot yell NOOOOOO!!!!

IfI didn't know better I would say you are making fun of Tombstone.

one will never know

It's like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop (238)

did you count?

[strike wolf]

army trust me when all seems lost just push through there is always light at the end of the tunnel

I'm not in a tunnel.

I'm in a hole where the top has been covered and I can't seem to get out. I know that if I start digging, I might have a chance at escaping. But I'm afraid that if I DO start digging, that all the dirt and shit will just collapse on to me and I'll be even more helpless than before.

Metaphor ftw.

life is made up of options and risks my friend. you can never get to feel better with out taking a little risk. and yes its always possible to fail but remember if we fail it gives us that much strength to push back and come out on top. and even when all looks lost. just remember that there are still good things that happen.

You sound like one of those guys fromvthe self-help clinic.

is there a problem with that?

did I say there was?

[strike wolf]

Wonder what McCarthy would do with obama

They would be the odd couple.

who do you think would be the bride if they got married?

McCarthy because he has to wear the pants in the relationship.

i could see it now the best man would be stalin and the bridsmaid would be kim jong ill

Actually the best man is right but the bridesmaid would be the Unibomber.

[AndyDufresne]

The best man? A banana. **Munches on a banana-in-a-tuxedo**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

Hey andy I'm wearing a banana republic shirt. Guess what's on the cover? When were you going to tell us you posed for t shirts?

[AndyDufresne]

Hey andy I'm wearing a banana republic shirt. Guess what's on the cover? When were you going to tell us you posed for t shirts?

There are a lot of dirty secrets out there about me. Remember that picture...I think autoload found...of me? It was edited to look edited, but he was just trying to save my banana. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

Is your banana showing in that pic?

[AndyDufresne]

Someone go dig it out. Search the Bi-curious adventures of George in this topic. **Munches on half a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

nn

I'm not in a tunnel.

I'm in a hole where the top has been covered and I can't seem to get out. I know that if I start digging, I might have a chance at escaping. But I'm afraid that if I DO start digging, that all the dirt and shit will just collapse on to me and I'll be even more helpless than before.

Metaphor ftw.

life is made up of options and risks my friend. you can never get to feel better with out taking a little risk. and yes its always possible to fail but remember if we fail it gives us that much strength to push back and come out on top. and even when all looks lost. just remember that there are still good things that happen.

You sound like one of those guys fromvthe self-help clinic.

is there a problem with that?

did I say there was?

but you also did not say that there was not.

[targetman377]

i CAN'T wait!!!!! guess WHAT VACATION IS COMING UP!!!!!!!!! going camping on july 12 through the 16 so on 17th or 18th there will be one long post of catch up posts

[Army of GOD]

Catch up on this

[targetman377]

ok did now what?

[Army of GOD]

You've passed the first test.

[targetman377]

whats next one?