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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:29 pm

if all rich people
would give money to the poor
poverty would end
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:36 am

if all poor people
would die, poverty would end
wow i'm an asshole
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:37 am

these haikus don't re
ally relate at all to Con
quer club lol
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Trephining on Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:35 pm

Deploy and then fort
Oh wait I ate Mexican
Deploy and then fart
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:07 am

Luck, or is it skill
that makes a (wo)man succeed---
ripples in a brook.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:22 pm

Planning for a kill
with a prayer to dice gods
I click begin turn.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:57 am

Cross your fingers tight
Roll, wish---it's all one can do---
Wind rustling through boughs.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:29 am

Dice is the plural;
the singular is just 'die.'
That's quite sinister...
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:22 pm

Basho's poetry
And Sun Tzu's The Art of War;
We combine them here.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue May 04, 2010 10:47 am

Why oh my, oh why
Has this gem fallen wayside---
Tumbleweeds roll, roll.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Chariot of Fire on Thu May 06, 2010 12:59 am

Any prizes for brevity?

OK WTF!
U C Y I B wrtng
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu May 06, 2010 7:35 am

Chariot of Fire
Keeps posting drunk outside of
The TOFU forum!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Mon May 17, 2010 12:01 pm

I would rather fish
the wild oceans than be a
drunk celebrity.

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Thu May 20, 2010 3:28 pm

Welcome, new recruit.
Your time is precious to me.
Signed by: lackattack.

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby squishyg on Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:22 pm

Friends! I volunteer!
JoshyBoy cheers for squishy
The rest make me sad
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Chariot of Fire on Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:18 pm

I see three sixes
Upon a glass tabletop
Under which I lie :(
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Foxglove on Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:51 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:I see three sixes
Upon a glass tabletop
Under which I lie :(


Ahhh... but did you fall
prior or subsequent to
the throw of the dice?!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:12 pm

Be kind, share the warmth
As you enjoy our Club's Bash---
Sunshine trickling down.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:51 pm

my premium gone,
i shall never renew it...
moderation sucks...
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:24 pm

PMS is bad
BpB is much better
RIP Delia
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:54 am

If Owen is gold
Will he post less in forums?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby qwertylpc on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:56 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Be kind, share the warmth
As you enjoy our Club's Bash---
Sunshine trickling down.


--Andy


5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby qwertylpc on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:27 am

i caught a mistake owen
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:28 am

jakewilliams wrote:If Owen is gold
Will he post less in forums?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Master Fenrir on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:49 am

qwertylpc wrote:5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down

qwertylpc wrote:i caught a mistake owen

In contemporary poetry, they're known as pseudohaikus. Chill on the lit lesson and stop hatin' and start participatin'.
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