What were you banned for?
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- Phatscotty
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What were you banned for?
Please feel free to share, so we may all see the consequences of our actions. I am sure some, like myself, have always wondered about what will get you banned, and about what you won't get banned for. We can also keep track of reports (if you dare admit you're a narc).
- hecter
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Re: What were you banned for?
Racism, I believe.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.


Re: What were you banned for?
For being in a clan Twill didn't like.
Re: What were you banned for?
I'm banned from all future Awesomeness Award ceremonies. Back in '03 I made my entrance atop a million exploding unicorns to accept my award from the leaders of all the world's religions as they admitted that they they had not anticipated me in their doctrines.
I guess it's not really a ban though- all future ceremonies will seek to reward "The Second Most Awesome", so perhaps you can ignore this post.
Still, it's tempting to say that life is unfair. That would be a cliche though, and my life doesn't suffer from cliche. My life is the source of cliche as others try to imitate my achievements.
In any case, I wouldn't say that life was unfair as my life is, of course, awesome.
I guess it's not really a ban though- all future ceremonies will seek to reward "The Second Most Awesome", so perhaps you can ignore this post.
Still, it's tempting to say that life is unfair. That would be a cliche though, and my life doesn't suffer from cliche. My life is the source of cliche as others try to imitate my achievements.
In any case, I wouldn't say that life was unfair as my life is, of course, awesome.
Re: What were you banned for?
Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
- muy_thaiguy
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Re: What were you banned for?
Same here.Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: What were you banned for?
I said he* could suck on ma balls.The man wrote: Your attempt to start a clan is a noble feat. However, attempting to create a clan of just one person is not allowed. While I normally would have let this slide and not approved if you actually attempted to have the clan formally created, you then decided to flame BeckytheBlondie. A more appropriate response would have been to report her post if it was deemed offensive.
And I got a waring for posting meatspin, bagslap and lemonparty in http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 6&start=15
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: What were you banned for?
Am I going to get banned again for just saying those sites, even though I didn't post the url (like I did when I got the warning. Oh please MeDeFe, have mercy on me!!)?
mrswdk is a ho
Re: What were you banned for?
I told Captain.Crazy to shoot himself (or something of that nature...I don't recall the specifics). Other than that, fairly routine flames (but always grammatically-correct and well-worded, I should point out...I think that's what they couldn't stand about them).Phatscotty wrote:Please feel free to share, so we may all see the consequences of our actions. I am sure some, like myself, have always wondered about what will get you banned, and about what you won't get banned for. We can also keep track of reports (if you dare admit you're a narc).
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Re: What were you banned for?
Well lets see.
For cracking a joke at a King a ruling in C&A. They called it Unsanctioned gaming
Posting a note of appreciation sent to me from Owenator. They called it baiting.
Now on the flip side, According to urban legends, I am responsible for the banning of bk bunt, saximuffin, katari, ThOrN, owenator, probably owenshooter, ronc, and a few others.
For cracking a joke at a King a ruling in C&A. They called it Unsanctioned gaming
Posting a note of appreciation sent to me from Owenator. They called it baiting.
Now on the flip side, According to urban legends, I am responsible for the banning of bk bunt, saximuffin, katari, ThOrN, owenator, probably owenshooter, ronc, and a few others.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
- b.k. barunt
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Re: What were you banned for?
I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz
- muy_thaiguy
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Re: What were you banned for?
So THAT was what your ban was for.b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
Re: What were you banned for?
Ah, in my experience an ability to accept where you've been wrong, an apology, and a commitment to do better next time does you well in life. I don't know if there's much else you can do.
Re: What were you banned for?
I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Re: What were you banned for?
It was pretty funny. I'm surprised that it led to his ban.Woodruff wrote:I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz
Re: What were you banned for?
I remember when there were no chat restrictions in the forums.
I just had a 1 month ban because many of you do not care for my racial humor. Enjoying racial humor does not make one a racist
I just had a 1 month ban because many of you do not care for my racial humor. Enjoying racial humor does not make one a racist
Re: What were you banned for?
Me too. Seems awfully tame.BigBallinStalin wrote:It was pretty funny. I'm surprised that it led to his ban.Woodruff wrote:I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Re: What were you banned for?
Wow! That is quite surprising. I have made some quite offensive posts before and i think this 1 month ban was my first. Sounds like they really don't like you.Woodruff wrote:Me too. Seems awfully tame.BigBallinStalin wrote:It was pretty funny. I'm surprised that it led to his ban.Woodruff wrote:I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz
- Phatscotty
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Re: What were you banned for?
Ooh! OOH! HE SAID IT AGAIN!b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
Say it again Pinky!!!
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Re: What were you banned for?
12,000 posts and 0 bans, impressivemuy_thaiguy wrote:Same here.Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.
I haven't been banned either, but it's gonna happen soon
- Phatscotty
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Re: What were you banned for?
perhaps you are not conservative enough.jrh_cardinal wrote:12,000 posts and 0 bans, impressivemuy_thaiguy wrote:Same here.Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.
I haven't been banned either, but it's gonna happen soon
Re: What were you banned for?
Because b.k. and myself are such bastions of conservatism?Phatscotty wrote:perhaps you are not conservative enough.jrh_cardinal wrote:12,000 posts and 0 bans, impressivemuy_thaiguy wrote:Same here.Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.
I haven't been banned either, but it's gonna happen soon
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Re: What were you banned for?
Said what?!Phatscotty wrote:Ooh! OOH! HE SAID IT AGAIN!b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
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Re: What were you banned for?
Panties in a wad, panties in a wad.
Honibaz
Honibaz
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