Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
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Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
How much lower will they go?
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Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
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Those damn liberals won't stop till they have the whole jar!
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Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
The Cookie Monster was a liberal?
Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
They're going to kill grandma, thats lower isn't it, by about 6 feet?Neoteny wrote:How much lower will they go?
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Nope, 9. Cookie jars are genrally on cupboards which generally stand at about 3ft.Titanic wrote:They're going to kill grandma, thats lower isn't it, by about 6 feet?Neoteny wrote:How much lower will they go?
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Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
Of course, amateur mistake...muy_thaiguy wrote:Nope, 9. Cookie jars are genrally on cupboards which generally stand at about 3ft.Titanic wrote:They're going to kill grandma, thats lower isn't it, by about 6 feet?Neoteny wrote:How much lower will they go?
Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
Send them over. I am 279 lbs do I need a cookie? NO! No I do not. My wife keeps baking them and once she eats 4 and they have cooled off she doesn't want them. The kids have too much candy to care about cookies. So yeah they can come put their hands in my jar.
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I sense a trap...2dimes wrote:Send them over. I am 279 lbs do I need a cookie? NO! No I do not. My wife keeps baking them and once she eats 4 and they have cooled off she doesn't want them. The kids have too much candy to care about cookies. So yeah they can come put their hands in my jar.
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279 pounds??! Holy shit! I had no idea you were such a fat f*ck. That's as big as a fooking house. A horse anyhew.2dimes wrote:Send them over. I am 279 lbs do I need a cookie? NO! No I do not. My wife keeps baking them and once she eats 4 and they have cooled off she doesn't want them. The kids have too much candy to care about cookies. So yeah they can come put their hands in my jar.
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Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
It is not that they attempted to steal a cookie from my cookie jar, it is that once they put their hand in the jar to get the cookie and realized that they cannot remove their hand fromthe jar with the cookie they just took the whole cookie jar! Then they hold a press conference where the VP says "this is one big f...... cookie."

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Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
The Indians in the Rain Forest catch monkeys that way, although i don't think they use cookies.
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Re: Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!
I think the show I saw was in Africa. Then he put a string on it's neck and the monkey dropped the stuff to pull his hand out. Then it took him to the water source. My bro and me still refer to it every chance we get.b.k. barunt wrote:The Indians in the Rain Forest catch monkeys that way, although i don't think they use cookies.
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Is it a Big Kahuna Cookie?tzor wrote:It is not that they attempted to steal a cookie from my cookie jar, it is that once they put their hand in the jar to get the cookie and realized that they cannot remove their hand fromthe jar with the cookie they just took the whole cookie jar! Then they hold a press conference where the VP says "this is one big f...... cookie."
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You need to all remember that i hold all intellectual rights on all things cookie related, I dont mind sharing but when they come to steal them there will be big trouble !!
Lol, you sit there and wait for people to join. Cookies chases people away.
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no, i´m notBigBallinStalin wrote:The Cookie Monster was a liberal?