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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:58 pm

natty_dread wrote:this is a case of
the pot telling the kettle
to learn how to count.


I know how to count!
I had the right number of
syllabillables. :P
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Imaweasel on Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:12 pm

Why do we exist?
To serve a greater purpose?
Or to die pointless.
GabonX wrote:The fact of the matter is that reality does not conform to your sense of political correctness.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:25 pm

john9blue wrote:I know how to count!
I had the right number of
syllabillables. :P


what the f*ck is three
not five, not four, not two, three.
insert punchline here.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:32 pm

W, my friend.
Say it out loud: duh-bul-yew.
It's three syllables. :P
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:29 am

how many is :P?
does that count as syllable?
i think at least one.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:37 pm

So what? It's Monday.
If the boss wants a day off,
then it's a day off!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:45 pm

whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
you might lose your job
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Falkomagno on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:54 pm

As a CC fan
I'm proud to declare:
This thread is alive
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:00 pm

natty_dread wrote:how many is :P?
does that count as syllable?
i think at least one.


Wait... AS SYLLABLE?
Poetry's no reason to
shun articles. :P
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:52 pm

john9blue wrote:Wait... AS SYLLABLE?
Poetry's no reason to
shun articles. :P


shut up! yes it is.
the number of syllables
is all that matters.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:30 pm

You ain't got nothin!
And I'll escape with my soul!
And a clear conscience!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:32 pm

Life: It's just a game...
you only get one turn, so,
you may as well cheat!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:15 pm

you can cheat your life
but you can not cheat your death
for long anyway
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:23 pm

Intensity Cubes
are like the tides but without
that consistency.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby brian fletcher on Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:58 am

Supercalifra
gilisticexpiali
dociouss. M Poppins.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:17 am

Am I SCARING you?
Oh, the SCARRS? Cover her EYES!
Now give me you SOUL!

Complete my MACHINE
of PERPETUAL MOTION
to PRESERVE my MIND!

Please FULLFILL my LUST
for RANDOM GENERATON
to POWER CC!

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:01 am

if you push something
too hard. eventually
it is bound to break

How sad,

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:00 pm

natty_dread wrote:whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
you might lose your job


whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
he just might agree
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:03 pm

Lack did an update
Broke the site for the players
Don't do that again
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:21 pm

In honor of Rocketry's love of the more concise 3/5/3 form:

six, six, six
versus six, six - what?
I will cry
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:03 pm

one two three four five
one two three four five six sev
en aww goddammit
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby natty dread on Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:46 pm

lazy haiku man
writes lazy haikus like this
blah blah blah blah blah
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:18 am

Conquerclub Haikus
Is the title of the thread
Stop with the blah blah
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:22 pm

Going back to jail
Saturday thirteenth of March.
Pleasure knowing you.

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Rocketry on Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:21 pm

A warning for you:
If you play the lottery,
beware of the prize...

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