I need a clan

[Ereandil]

I was once an OG dragoon, but took a break from the site for a couple of years ago and was told i needed more points. I need a clan to play games within. I am tired of public games too many missed turns.... I really like just straight Risk. I have 1600 points. I was one of the first 1000 on conquer club. I am an old spice man. Stacked resume...I know.

By the way where did the dirty birds, stachwackers go?

[khazalid]

to the big clan gathering in the sky. some of the birdies are still around but it's no longer a clan

[Beckytheblondie]

Why don't you consider Clan Becky and Clan Becky just may consider you... tee hee... Welcome back.

[Ereandil]

Would an Old Spice man consider such an offer ?

[khazalid]

definitely not. old spice men are god-fearing conservatives by nature.

[Ereandil]

No no no, they have a hairy soul patch on their chest, are devilishly handsome, and carry lots of swagg. G_d fearing yes (He is an Old Spice Man as well), but that has nothing to do with it. The real question is am I Old Spice enough to have a pink banner and to be a member of the Becky Clan?

This is a conundrum? Am I manly enough that a pink banner and a girl's name do not disturb me or is this a complete abomination to the Laws of Old Spice Man? Is there one more Old Spice than I who can guide me in the path of good aroma?

[khazalid]

whilst sir, you are clearly no brut it would nonethless constitute an abomination before old spice.

"...pink, thus worn, be as a fetter unto fragrant man." (talc 36:19)

spice bless, a'men.

[tdans]

DKOC(Dark Knights Of Chaos) is recruiting .. we arent the most famous.. but we are working on it

[Ereandil]

Khazalid, I get your point now. I clicked on Becky the Blondie someone posing as a 6 year old girl. That is surely not Old Spice Man.....

Well maybe I should consider starting my own clan? Hmmm? Old Spice Man Clan? I think I like it. The best smelling chaps on CC. All Staches are welcome. Especially waxed ones ! An Old Spice Man always respects a Stache.

I am sounding the horn of Old Spice Man to signal all Old Spice Men to unite and set forth! And we will welcome sweet blue Aqua Vela Men too!

[khazalid]

though currently sporting the freshly-shaven look, i'd be happy to pencil in a nice lean momma in the interim. i also have a bubble-pipe at my disposal if need be.

yours for consideration,

new spice.

[grifftron]

Ereandil

Think about joining our new clan "Memento Mori"... if you are interested we would like to play some inner games with you first with just our clan, we have 2 clan challenges going right now, ahead in both at the moment. Let us know

-griff

[Ereandil]

whilst sir, you are clearly no brut it would nonethless constitute an abomination before old spice.

"...pink, thus worn, be as a fetter unto fragrant man." (talc 36:19)

spice bless, a'men.

HAHA

spoken like a true Old Spice Man. I now recall.

"Pink, doth worn by your sole lady is an enhancement. For you the Fragrant it is only of her to be felt and maybe tasted. " The great teacher Ron Burgundy

[khazalid]

nice

[Ereandil]

though currently sporting the freshly-shaven look, i'd be happy to pencil in a nice lean momma in the interim. i also have a bubble-pipe at my disposal if need be.

yours for consideration,

new spice.

I know you are worthy of the Old Spice.

[Ereandil]

Who else will heed my call?

Just remember this important fact

"Old Spice makes you smell like a man, man."

More importantly in the Old Spice Man Clan you will not only smell good but it will help you to look like you smell good too!

[Ereandil]

Dark knights of Choas... "That is a swell name" - Butters

[Beckytheblondie]

Don't smell like Chaos- Smell like Bedlam - Use Old Spice!