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[targetman377]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

the best i did in morder warfare on the wii well not the best but funny as hell!!!! i was playing headquarters and all my team dies right next to the thing i come in a little late and toss a grerande cause i see 3 guys in there they blast me too hell then while i am dead i look at the kill screen not 1 not 2 not even 3 names come up but there whole team 4 all of them one greande! while i was DEAD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

MW2 is better.

well i hope so seeing how it is the newest compelt game they made

[targetman377]

well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

we worked it out everthing is fine now we just finished watching a movie together! i love that women

But...but...I had dibs! I had dibs!

i know its so sad when thinngs only get better

[targetman377]

well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

we worked it out everthing is fine now we just finished watching a movie together! i love that women

women? as in more than one? She's gonna find out and you will be history.

sorry i ment woman

[targetman377]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

the best i did in morder warfare on the wii well not the best but funny as hell!!!! i was playing headquarters and all my team dies right next to the thing i come in a little late and toss a grerande cause i see 3 guys in there they blast me too hell then while i am dead i look at the kill screen not 1 not 2 not even 3 names come up but there whole team 4 all of them one greande! while i was DEAD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

"S***. I'm so gonna die, my mortar takes so long to reload!"

i dont use that newb tube i threw the grenade and tryied to shoot however 3 people on you shotting you is hard to live through






sdfa

[targetman377]

well its offical!!! i am in an INTERSHIP AT MY SCHOOL i work for the school archives!!!! its actually very intresting

[AndyDufresne]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

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Backlog complete.

[strike wolf]

Well, I'm not exactly in a good mood. I was playing 3 people in MW2 (including one I hadn't played against before), so we played team deathmatch and it was ok at first. the new guy wasn't really any good but he was trying at least at first. However he kept claiming that we were screen watching. It was only once in a while at firstt nad for fairly understandable reasons. but We were playing our 3rd or 4th team deathmatch game in the Terminal and my teammate sees him jump behind something and is trying ot flush him out but can't seem to get him out with grenades or anything. Knowing the map I realized that he was hiding i a little corner through the door where you can only approach him from one direction. So I go in their and while staying out of the line of fire, I throw a grenade in to kill him. He instantly accuses me of screenwatching despite the fact that me and the guy on my team had been discussing it before I went in. SO later on, we haven't seen him in a while and he's apparently disappeared but what we notice is that most of the time when his teammate respawns he had respawned in a place where he was forced ot go through security so we figured out that he was hiding somewhere behind security and killed him, he claimed screenwatching. From there he basically found 4-5 corners where he could hide and basically just camp without getting any kills the entire game and every time we found him he claimed that we were screen watching. I would normally tune it out but he got really pssed about it. So what did I do? I showed him what it would look like if I had really been screen watching. Aobout a minute and 10 deaths later he unplugged the controller and told us to go f*ck ourselves.

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So, what was the problem?

[strike wolf]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

[muy_thaiguy]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

However, using swords on Beaver Creek in Halo 2 is fun. And everyone screen cheats even though the map is freakin' small, as some people like to camp out on the ridge or something and either drop grnades on you, or do a death from above strike.

[strike wolf]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

However, using swords on Beaver Creek in Halo 2 is fun. And everyone screen cheats even though the map is freakin' small, as some people like to camp out on the ridge or something and either drop grnades on you, or do a death from above strike.

That's the thing though...I don't mind campers if they are actually participating in the game...if it was like this guy who went to hide in random corners (especially in a team deathmatch where he left his teammate out to dry) and wasn't getting any kills or anything and accuses you of cheating the 8-10 times you actually do find him and kill him than it's not fun and he's really not contributing anything. I mean he only had 2 kills compared to his teammates 39 when we called the game and both of those were from the very beginning before he went to hide in his little corners. If he had participated in the game even if he was only gettting 1 kill for every 4-5 deaths than his team probably would have won because his teammate was at least getting back up.

[targetman377]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

[targetman377]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

was that not just easer to say

[AndyDufresne]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Treadful indead. Eye couldn't imajin such a lyfe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

caught in a flie trap...

[Lucarilover240]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Was it your dad's? older brother?

No, it was actually in the game itself. I probably should have made that a little clearer.

[Lucarilover240]

Saturday: Day of Suck

Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.

On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).

How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...

17.

[Lucarilover240]

Because I'm easy come easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows
doesn't really mattter to me...to me...

Mama...
Just killed a man...
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead...

Mama, life has just begun
but now I've gone and thrown it all away...


P.S. Did I mention the lyrics are also kickass.

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

[Lucarilover240]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

Had I been there, I probably would have been laughing my ass off, even if I was one of the victims.

[Lucarilover240]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

the best i did in morder warfare on the wii well not the best but funny as hell!!!! i was playing headquarters and all my team dies right next to the thing i come in a little late and toss a grerande cause i see 3 guys in there they blast me too hell then while i am dead i look at the kill screen not 1 not 2 not even 3 names come up but there whole team 4 all of them one greande! while i was DEAD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

LIAR!!!
Any experienced gamer knows that there is no kill-cam in the Wii version.

[Lucarilover240]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Treadful indead. Eye couldn't imajin such a lyfe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Okay, this is just too great NOT to recognize.
This is getting my official Lucario Paw Stamp of Approval.

(100% Lucario-approved)

[AndyDufresne]

**Munches on an additional banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Treadful indead. Eye couldn't imajin such a lyfe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

is that sarcasim?

[targetman377]

Saturday: Day of Suck

Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.

On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).

How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...

17.

u have a friend thats married how old are they?