the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Lucarilover240]

Sunday: Day of Sleepyness

OH MY GOD was I tired. Woke up at 9:30, was sleepy throughout the day, fell asleep during a half hour car ride out of town (Fell asleep on the way back, too), then fell asleep on the couch at 3PM and didn't wake up again 'till about 7. I then went upstairs, took a shower, and went to bed. The end.

[AndyDufresne]

Hm. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

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I'm out.

I didn't even know you were in.

I'm that good.

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I'm out.

I didn't even know you were in.

He hasn't been as often lately - especially on Fridays.

That hurt Jones...

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well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

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**Munches on a banana** Not much activity in here.


--Andy

Andy is allowed to borrow my phrases.

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Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Was it your dad's? older brother?

[Army of GOD]

That 3 part story sounds like my average weekend. Minus the sex doll part.

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Saturday: Day of Suck

Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.

On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).

How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...

[Army of GOD]

well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

I got dibs!

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Sunday: Day of Sleepyness

OH MY GOD was I tired. Woke up at 9:30, was sleepy throughout the day, fell asleep during a half hour car ride out of town (Fell asleep on the way back, too), then fell asleep on the couch at 3PM and didn't wake up again 'till about 7. I then went upstairs, took a shower, and went to bed. The end.

I used to be tired all the time.

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That 3 part story sounds like my average weekend. Minus the sex doll part.

The sex doll part is the only familiar part for me...

[Army of GOD]

That 3 part story sounds like my average weekend. Minus the sex doll part.

The sex doll part is the only familiar part for me...

So you have been *in* lately, huh?

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Yeah, coincidentally, I find the doll on Fridays when a real woman is not available...

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Was it the clown with dildo attatched and blowjob mouth?

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Guess again.

[strike wolf]

**Munches on a banana** Not much activity in here.



--Andy

See even andy can admit to when he has the munchies.

[strike wolf]

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Because I'm easy come easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows
doesn't really mattter to me...to me...

Mama...
Just killed a man...
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead...

Mama, life has just begun
but now I've gone and thrown it all away...


P.S. Did I mention the lyrics are also kickass.

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

[strike wolf]

I got bored of my avatar.

New one looks nice.

So people actually like the dyslexic wolf?

[strike wolf]

And now it's time once again for...
Sgt. Foley's Order of the Week.

Hey Flashbangs got me out of a lot of tough spots on veterans mode. Like in the Favela.

[strike wolf]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

[strike wolf]

That 3 part story sounds like my average weekend. Minus the sex doll part.

Add a second doll and you'll have my weekends lately...

[muy_thaiguy]

In heaven there is no beer (no beer!),
That's why we drink it here (Right here!),
And when we've gone from here,
Our friends will be drinking all our beer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MtS68fUYSs

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I got bored of my avatar.

New one looks nice.

So people actually like the dyslexic wolf?

I like it.

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This thread is Huge.