Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions

[the.killing.44]

.44 and ManB offer you this:

If you're winning a BR that will give you 763 points (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.

We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.

[nagerous]

Pussy always comes first man.

Completely unfeasible scenario though, they always call back.

[AAFitz]

Pussy always comes first man.

Completely unfeasible scenario though, they always call back.

especially if you ignore them

[slowreactor]

.44 and ManB offer you this:

If you're winning a 8 man speeder (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.

We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.

Simple. Win the game, then call her back saying sorry you just missed her, you couldn't find the phone/was in the bathroom/had to take out the garbage/any excuse that might work well.

[slowreactor]

.44 and ManB offer you this:

If you're winning a 8 man speeder (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.

We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.

Simple. Win the game, then call her back saying sorry you just missed her, you couldn't find the phone/was in the bathroom/had to take out the garbage/any excuse that might work well.

[Army of GOD]

One word. Multi-tasking.

[natty dread]

That's two words with a hyphen.

[the.killing.44]

slow & GOD, neither of those will work in our scenario. SEE HOW INTENSE THIS IS!??!

[Incandenza]

Um, that's a pretty simple one: you pick up the damn phone and give the game away. Coitus > CC

[Army of GOD]

Have my clone pick up the phone.

[ManBungalow]

Simple. Win the game, then call her back saying sorry you just missed her, you couldn't find the phone/was in the bathroom/had to take out the garbage/any excuse that might work well.

She's tied up on a high roof-top. Also, you're Batman.

[khazalid]

i hate to sit on the fence, but i'm gonna have to say it depends.

i hate to play the stereotypical male role, but i'm gonna have to add on how cute she is.

[natty dread]

Play the turn in 9 seconds, then answer the phone.

[the.killing.44]

Play the turn in 9 seconds, then answer the phone.

Not possible, you need to wait for 10 seconds and then kill, watching for a steal.

DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND

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[Corno4825]

Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.

[the.killing.44]

Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.

Sheeeee wontttttttt pickkkkkkk upppppppp ifffffff youuuuuuuu callllllllll againnnnnnnn

[natty dread]

OK then, answer the call, tell her you'll call her back in a minute, then play the turn and call her back.

[skeletonboy]

Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.

Sheeeee wontttttttt pickkkkkkk upppppppp ifffffff youuuuuuuu callllllllll againnnnnnnn

[slowreactor]

OK then, answer the call, tell her you'll call her back in a minute, then play the turn and call her back.

OK, to put it simply, you can choose EITHER the game OR the girl. There is NO cheap way to get both. Basically it comes down to which one is more important to you, the game or the girl?

[the.killing.44]

OK then, answer the call, tell her you'll call her back in a minute, then play the turn and call her back.

OK, to put it simply, you can choose EITHER the game OR the girl. There is NO cheap way to get both. Basically it comes down to which one is more important to you, the game or the girl?

Allah akbar, someone gets it.

[72o]

More data is required.

Is this my wife or my (would-be) girlfriend? Is she hot? How is the sex? There are a lot of factors that will play into this.

If my wife, or not hot, or boring sex, I'll win the game. If not my wife, and she's hot, and we have porno-style sex, I'll answer the phone.

[skeletonboy]

I spend 10 seconds thinking, then dont have time to do either.

[Corno4825]

More data is required.

Is this my wife or my (would-be) girlfriend? Is she hot? How is the sex? There are a lot of factors that will play into this.

If my wife, or not hot, or boring sex, I'll win the game. If not my wife, and she's hot, and we have porno-style sex, I'll answer the phone.

Also how many points could you gain/lose? Will you rank up or drop? Such things are important also.

[72o]

More data is required.

Is this my wife or my (would-be) girlfriend? Is she hot? How is the sex? There are a lot of factors that will play into this.

If my wife, or not hot, or boring sex, I'll win the game. If not my wife, and she's hot, and we have porno-style sex, I'll answer the phone.

Also how many points could you gain/lose? Will you rank up or drop? Such things are important also.

I don't really care about points or rank, I just find I'm not as likely to prioritize sex above all else anymore. Unless it meets the above qualifications.

[Timminz]

Anyone who finds this to be a difficult decision, needs to re-evaluate their priorities.