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At least say hello. (Elf Edit: RANT)

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I know. About 15 of you have a "CC (slash) online (gamer) personality (BS)" to intimidate the world and make us all shiver and cower. Fine. Keep up the good work and foe me.

Now. The rest of us. Okay. I know. Only 6.75% of CC reads the forum. So be it.

At least say freaking hello. FFS! We aren't trying to cure cancer here. Pretty sure there is no prize money at stake where you have to wear sun-glasses, pull a hoodie over your head and act all tough because the million dollar bracelet is on the line at Texas Hold'em. For crying out loud at least say "fork off" or "hello" when you join a game. Gawd. demonfork was my only foe until I ran into a rash of: ..... silent losers.

You are all foed from here on out. At least acknowledge your crotch scratching as a mammal.

Ridiculous. I'm done with you. (Like anyone cares.)

(It's going to be a long list of foes... to rival someone ELSE we know who has me foed.)
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rant?
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elfish_lad wrote:I know. About 15 of you have a "CC (slash) online (gamer) personality (BS)" to intimidate the world and make us all shiver and cower. Fine. Keep up the good work and foe me.

Now. The rest of us. Okay. I know. Only 6.75% of CC reads the forum. So be it.

At least say freaking hello. FFS! We aren't trying to cure cancer here. Pretty sure there is no prize money at stake where you have to wear sun-glasses, pull a hoodie over your head and act all tough because the million dollar bracelet is on the line at Texas Hold'em. For crying out loud at least say "fork off" or "hello" when you join a game. Gawd. demonfork was my only foe until I ran into a rash of: ..... silent losers.

You are all foed from here on out. At least acknowledge your crotch scratching as a mammal.

Ridiculous. I'm done with you. (Like anyone cares.)

You smell like batter. If i ever get to play you, this will be my choice of words. Kay.
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Ronaldinho wrote:You smell like batter. If i ever get to play you, this will be my choice of words. Kay.
Okay. That rocks. I'll take that as a submission into humanity.

Cheers.

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i like you elf.
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ronc8649 wrote:i like you elf.
See? Right there? You are allowed to kick my arse all the way to Cincinnati for that. Fork... be HUMAN people!!!!!!!
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Okay. Next article (since I've just added 6 more "silent and tough types" to my wonderful list): bite me.

The Masses: "No! Elf! This isn't real life! This isn't necessary!!! This is MAKE BELIEVE!"

Yeah. Well. Bite me. Idiots. What is real life if it isn't this too? Let me say it again: idiots.

And you know that includes about 5 or 6 of you who are playing a BS game here at CC.

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elfish_lad wrote:Okay. Next article (since I've just added 6 more "silent and tough types" to my wonderful list): bite me.

The Masses: "No! Elf! This isn't real life! This isn't necessary!!! This is MAKE BELIEVE!"

Yeah. Well. Bite me. Idiots. What is real life if it isn't this too? Let me say it again: idiots.

And you know that includes about 5 or 6 of you who are playing a BS game here at CC.

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I understand your point, and yes, to some degree this is real life, and often people are real..but since all know they dont have to be real...it is impossible to truly know when real is real or fake is fake, which makes all fake, nearly at all times. Or more importantly, one must assume its fake, lest be fooled it was real. Damn, Im sorry, all you wanted was a hi, right. Hi.
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10 print "Hello elf!"
20 goto 10
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natty_dread wrote:10 print "Hello elf!"
20 goto 10
10 quote natty dread
20 goto hell elf!

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i say hello :)
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You're welcome in our games anytime Elfy (xigames group)...we chat like big dogs! Let me know if you wish ;o)
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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Well not all of us at xi chat. I am so amused reading the chat -I forget to chime in. And I forget on a constant bases.

The other thing is Time. I try to keep 100 active games. I try to at least say Welcome to the Redman games but I do miss quite a few.

But that is CC life for me.
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KoolBak wrote:You're welcome in our games anytime Elfy (xigames group)...we chat like big dogs! Let me know if you wish ;o)
sorry KB, he is already in a clan.

that is a [-X
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so what do you reckon about me then?
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HI!. I hope this helps you.

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jefjef wrote:HI!. I hope this helps you.

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Well Lil Tex, I said he was welcome in the GAMES (as you are)....I didnt offer membership....lol

Now go rope some cattle or sumpin :twisted:
#1_stunna wrote:
KoolBak wrote:You're welcome in our games anytime Elfy (xigames group)...we chat like big dogs! Let me know if you wish ;o)
sorry KB, he is already in a clan.

that is a [-X
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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KoolBak wrote:Well Lil Tex, I said he was welcome in the GAMES (as you are)....I didnt offer membership....lol

Now go rope some cattle or sumpin :twisted:
#1_stunna wrote:
KoolBak wrote:You're welcome in our games anytime Elfy (xigames group)...we chat like big dogs! Let me know if you wish ;o)
sorry KB, he is already in a clan.

that is a [-X
touche

actually the games are really funny.

i gotta find me some vikings to rope, no cattle.
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They squeal mo bettah too :twisted:
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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Map rank says I played you 3 times.
That was at least 3 "gl"s.
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Hello.
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On Conquer Club I am a 6 year old girl. In real life I am a 150,000,000 year-old dinosaur. While I am cold blooded, I still say hello!
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Beckytheblondie wrote:On Conquer Club I am a 6 year old girl. In real life I am a 150,000,000 year-old dinosaur. While I am cold blooded, I still say hello!
Heh. I always knew there was something different about you Bex.
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while your on your crusade perhaps i can get you to patrol my neighbor hood for lazy ass people from cleaning up after their dogs, for people who clip their finger nails on public transportation and jerks who speak loudly on their cell phones?

It sucks not have control over other peoples rude behavior.
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