the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:35 am

targetman377 wrote:
analbrigade wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
analbrigade wrote:this thread is long. like my penis.

Yes, but some people find this thread interesting, unlike your penis.
my penis is in this thread.
good job your smart all you can writ about is your penis wow how mature

Kind of like my initial reaction until I realized he was at least semi-serious.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:36 am

strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
analbrigade wrote:this thread is long. like my penis.

Yes, but some people find this thread interesting, unlike your penis.
You should do standup or something. Your mastery of humor never ceases to amaze me.
Actually I am looking into that possibility. I'll update you guys if that goes anywhere.
If you can throw your voice you can take your snake on the road with you.

there are those who believe that I am the cobra...

analbrigade · Post by **analbrigade** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:02 am

targetman377 wrote:
analbrigade wrote:oh no. they modedited it out.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... start=2340

*cough *cough *cough multi

my penis is so huge it could be called a multi...

I prefer to refer to it in the singular tense.

analbrigade · Post by **analbrigade** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:03 am

strike wolf wrote:
analbrigade wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
analbrigade wrote:this thread is long. like my penis.

Yes, but some people find this thread interesting, unlike your penis.
my penis is in this thread.
Editted for apology

love you too wolfie.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:04 am

I just completely re-arranged my dorm room (my roommate failed out so I get my own room!! F*** yes!). I don't have the energy to read everything that has been posted in my absence.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:07 am

...all those personal insults were in vain then?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:16 am

..and you also missed out on the six pages of hot porn and the garuanteed poker-winning system?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:30 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Went to the eye doctor. Lasik recommended. Eyes dilationized. Sitting downstairs wearing some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah.
Terminator sunglasses?
Yep. After all before Arnie, I was the original time traveling assassin.

what hahahaha i thought you everything you knew it was my idea i am the original stop stealing my ideas

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:31 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I just completely re-arranged my dorm room (my roommate failed out so I get my own room!! F*** yes!). I don't have the energy to read everything that has been posted in my absence.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:32 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:..and you also missed out on the six pages of hot porn and the garuanteed poker-winning system?

but we just deleted them now cause the casinos where getting mad at us so now its a super gaured secret oh well should of read them while you could

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:39 pm

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:51 pm

Going into NYC this evening. Taking the kids to a party thrown by someone at MrsCurl's work.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:03 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Going into NYC this evening. Taking the kids to a party thrown by someone at MrsCurl's work.

how far away is that from you?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:03 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

munches on an apple after all an apple keeps the doctor away what dose a banana do?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:33 pm

I'd answer you if I could. **Nibbles on a banana**

--Andy

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:41 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I'd answer you if I could. **Nibbles on a banana**

--Andy

fine be that way

tosses a banana your way

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:42 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:..and you also missed out on the six pages of hot porn and the garuanteed poker-winning system?

Dammit. Oh well. I can just google 'em both!

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:10 pm

Nothing too post-worthy for me at the moment.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:14 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:Nothing too post-worthy for me at the moment.

We'll never be good enough for you

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:32 pm

not far - the Mrs commutes every day.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:21 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Went to the eye doctor. Lasik recommended. Eyes dilationized. Sitting downstairs wearing some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah.
Terminator sunglasses?
Yep. After all before Arnie, I was the original time traveling assassin.
what hahahaha i thought you everything you knew it was my idea i am the original stop stealing my ideas

Technically I'm the first because I went back in time all the way back to when the first bacteria was and assassinated it...As for how we are all here now? It had already divided by the time I got to it...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:21 pm

targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Going into NYC this evening. Taking the kids to a party thrown by someone at MrsCurl's work.

how far away is that from you?

I hear it's 2 years by snail.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:22 pm

targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana**

--Andy
munches on an apple after all an apple keeps the doctor away what dose a banana do?

Unlike the apple when you throw the banana at the doctor it goes splat and is funnier. plus all the peels make it impossible for someone to sneak up on you.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:24 pm

There are strange white pebbles falling from the sky...

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:45 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Went to the eye doctor. Lasik recommended. Eyes dilationized. Sitting downstairs wearing some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah.
Terminator sunglasses?
Yep. After all before Arnie, I was the original time traveling assassin.

*nods head in approval*

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