Hello my name is Sergei

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:55 pm

StephenB wrote:
The Neon Peon wrote:Secondly, I highly doubt that a foreign person would know what a "pimp" is. I just found out today (coincidence), and I've lived here for 8 years. Perhaps I've just managed to stay around the right type of people all this time.
Nah, most foreign people that speak a bit of English know what a pimp is. A lot of countries around the world get some of our channels which is already enough.

This guy is an obvious troll (quite a funny one thoughm, I like the persona) and possibly a multi, but him knowing what a pimp is proves nothing.

I'd be quite surprised if you'd said you lived in the states for 8 months before learning the word. Learning it after 8 years is quite shocking.

Hollywood has celebrated the Pimp for a long time now. Effective

Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:12 pm

that was a map of the Philippines?

Sergeiisalsopimp · Post by **Sergeiisalsopimp** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:31 pm

Hello again!

I have taken my first turn in a game of Conquest Club! i am very confused now though because sent to me was an email that said that since I had played my first turn that i should come to the forums or the chatting service to find women to conquest. When go into the chatting service it says that i am banished!

Dave I know you are watching the footballing but i promise that I am using a computer that is not yours to go internet surfing.

AgentSmith88 · Post by **AgentSmith88** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:39 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:Is this epic.... or an epic fail?

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:43 pm

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:52 pm

Is he on FacepalmBook?

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:58 pm

This joke is backfiring gloriously. I never should have told him this was a dating site, but I thought it was such a funny and clever idea at the time, to avoid admitting that I was wasting time here for really no good reason at all...

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:00 am

I'm hurt, Dave. You think we're a waste of time?

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:03 am

I just didn't think he'd understand the true value of arguing about neo-conservatism being either the Galactic Empire or the last hope for human existence the way that I know all of you do.

So, of course I don't think you are all a waste of time. Some of you are among my favorite people in the world.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:04 am

Abort mission!
I mean, apology accepted.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:06 am

Welcome to Dave's World Sergei, and help yourself to whatever of Dave's you can find. In America, people share everything.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:07 am

...not his underwear. Really.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:22 am

notyou2 wrote:In America, people share everything.

This is a fairly true statement Sergei. And to show you some American hospitality, I will offer to you my sister to take you on the town. She is a blonde, 5'5 with lots of smiles for you.
Here is her profile so you can ask her yourself (I'll tell her you're coming)
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/member ... e&u=128930

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:12 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:blonde, 5'5 with lots of smiles for you.

2 for 3 ain't bad...

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:35 pm

Welcome Sergei.

Here's what you need to do... I have a feeling you know Dave's password. And, as you know, Dave is also known as pimpdave because he has the luck with the ladies, as you put it. Therefore, if you use Dave's password, all the beautiful American ladies on this site will think you are pimpdave and therefore they will want to make sex all over your face.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:27 pm

They'll serge all over you.

Sergeiisalsopimp · Post by **Sergeiisalsopimp** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:47 am

Hello again!

This internet location appear to for games and the discussion of many things boring. is there special place for where we all discuss conquests and give new strategies for the seducing of sexy American women? why not we do this in Sergei's thread?

Dave told me that women like money which is same as mother Russia! but i do not have any of the money to spend! Dave told me that many sexy American women in the university will make the sexy dance with me if i convince them of my potential to generate large sums of monies in the future. but is this not lying?

also please do not get me in trouble with Dave. he say this internet location will extortion from him if I keep using his computer to conquest women in this location. but he also say he feel he need to pay to support it anyway so it not so bad if he pay by volunteer or extort.

soon new university will start and I can use computer provide to me! I am certain not I will play more games but maybe yes when I not busy conquesting ladies or my studies.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:54 am

Sergeiisalsopimp wrote:Hello again!

This internet location appear to for games and the discussion of many things boring. is there special place for where we all discuss conquests and give new strategies for the seducing of sexy American women? why not we do this in Sergei's thread?

Dave told me that women like money which is same as mother Russia! but i do not have any of the money to spend! Dave told me that many sexy American women in the university will make the sexy dance with me if i convince them of my potential to generate large sums of monies in the future. but is this not lying?

also please do not get me in trouble with Dave. he say this internet location will extortion from him if I keep using his computer to conquest women in this location. but he also say he feel he need to pay to support it anyway so it not so bad if he pay by volunteer or extort.

soon new university will start and I can use computer provide to me! I am certain not I will play more games but maybe yes when I not busy conquesting ladies or my studies.

Are you attending McGill?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:43 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Sergeiisalsopimp wrote:Hello again!

This internet location appear to for games and the discussion of many things boring. is there special place for where we all discuss conquests and give new strategies for the seducing of sexy American women? why not we do this in Sergei's thread?

Dave told me that women like money which is same as mother Russia! but i do not have any of the money to spend! Dave told me that many sexy American women in the university will make the sexy dance with me if i convince them of my potential to generate large sums of monies in the future. but is this not lying?

also please do not get me in trouble with Dave. he say this internet location will extortion from him if I keep using his computer to conquest women in this location. but he also say he feel he need to pay to support it anyway so it not so bad if he pay by volunteer or extort.

soon new university will start and I can use computer provide to me! I am certain not I will play more games but maybe yes when I not busy conquesting ladies or my studies.
Are you attending McGill?

Nope, McGull.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:51 am

Sergeiisalsopimp wrote: Dave told me that women like money which is same as mother Russia! but i do not have any of the money to spend! Dave told me that many sexy American women in the university will make the sexy dance with me if i convince them of my potential to generate large sums of monies in the future. but is this not lying?

Sergei, you're an idiot. I didn't say that. You're twisting it. Oh nevermind.

Sergeiisalsopimp wrote:soon new university will start and I can use computer provide to me! I am certain not I will play more games but maybe yes when I not busy conquesting ladies or my studies.

I'm sure everyone is waiting with bated breath.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:20 am

in his 4 games, he's had shit dice in 2 of them, missed a go and maybe alright in his 4th game.

go give him your support in that 4th game people.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:53 am

notyou2 wrote:Welcome to Dave's World Sergei, and help yourself to whatever of Dave's you can find. In America, people share everything.

I don't think dave wants to share his GF with him, unless he has already been there.

Sergeiisalsopimp · Post by **Sergeiisalsopimp** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:28 pm

Hello again!

there is not much to say for me today. I attempt to chat with sexy American lady and it not go so well during afternoon. now I read about Conquest Club member Warren Betty having many more conquests then I have and thegreekdog doing it to many more then me too.

Please do not eject my membership of Conquest Club yet I will make many sexy conquests and be officer in your corps.

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