CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[Suzy1]

Ok Th-Th-Th-That's All Folks!!! For now anyway, I am heading over to Moe's...I thought I'd bring a couple of these new basketballs and see if there's anyone there who wants to play a game of 21!!!

[Elijah S]

I thought I would give ya'll a heads-up...Cartman had a power outage last night. Hopefully he will be wired and ready to "shock" us today!

So we get home late and the power's out - which is bad enough, but then my daughter steps in something squishy...
My cat, Klutzy, had gotten on the table and devoured some leftover chicken, which made her quite sick.
Imagine walking through your house with candles (couldn't find a flashlight, of course) looking for cat vomit.
Needless to say, Klutzy has - for the time being - been banished from the kingdom, and today I get to steam clean my carpet. -Exactly how I wanted to spend New Years Eve....

Bout right Cartman, blame it on the cat!!! Can't hold ya licker? Oops I mean liquor? Beware of that Happy New Year greeting from Cartman, there's probably some way you will lose points from it!

Lola - That was almost funny.
By the way - everyone loses 23,091 pts.

[ODWO]

By the way - everyone loses 23,091 pts.

Just hearing the words "Steps in something squishy" emits a fear most can relate to (Ick!). About the only thing worse is if one is barefoot.


I seem to lose points every step of the way in this tournament ... thankfully I have well worn shoes on!



OFF TOPIC (I think):
Any side games outside of the tournament ... I'll probably just pass. Thanks and I appreciate the invites. Maybe another time in the near future.

[Elijah S]

That Eric Cartman is so nice...and not fat at all. I have to admit, I've become quite smitten.

Yes, and he sure is funny. Probably the funniest person I've ever known.

And he's not a dumbass. In fact, he's probably like a genious or something!

Well I, I think he's bossy, but, he's so cool... I, I guess it's okay.

Meep meep! (Roadrunner talk for "Eric Rocks!")

If he ran for President, I'd vote for him!

There you have it. -More testimonials that I, Eric Cartman, rule! And I'm not fat at all!

[MyTurnToWin]

meep meep And the FAT dumb A$$ posted in black.

[ODWO]

That Eric Cartman is so nice...and not fat at all. I have to admit, I've become quite smitten.

Yes, and he sure is funny. Probably the funniest person I've ever known.

And he's not a dumbass. In fact, he's probably like a genious or something!

Well I, I think he's bossy, but, he's so cool... I, I guess it's okay.

Meep meep! (Roadrunner talk for "Eric Rocks!")

If he ran for President, I'd vote for him!

There you have it. -More testimonials that I, Eric Cartman, rule! And I'm not fat at all!

HA! WIth quotes like that ... you could get a job @ Fox News. That was good.

[ODWO]

meep meep And the FAT dumb A$$ posted in black.

(Laughing in Blue Font)

[ODWO]

You learn something NEW everyday here at Conquer Club

meep meep And the FAT dumb A$$ posted in black.

you know, my grandmother would never talk to anyone like that.

[ODWO]

Very funny stuff Mr Burns! Very clever! You should be careful posting your whereabouts [/quote]


Reminds me of a song lyric by Jimmy Buffett. Something about a "tree top flyer." I think it was the "hidden track" on one of his Banana Wind album (vinyl for those who don't know what an album is)

Mr. Burns: I promise to be careful.

[MyTurnToWin]

Do I look like his grandmother? meep meep



The reply would be a resounding NO! I am far cuter than any relative of the fat kid.

[Suzy1]

I "Lola Bunny" have annihilated all opponents in Game # 6136131! As you can see, I am not without scratches and bruises myself and I think one of them actually pulled my ears kicked me in the tail when I had my back turned,...It was when one of them called me "Doll" that really made me push the button on my "Turbo-Nuclear-Semi-Automatic-Eraser"! You can search for survivors if you like, but there is a 7100 ft crater where the Classic Map used to be, and ashes are still flying from the fallout! I sorta feel bad, in a way, kinda, they did play a good game!

[Suzy1]

That Eric Cartman is so nice...and not fat at all. I have to admit, I've become quite smitten.

Yes, and he sure is funny. Probably the funniest person I've ever known.

And he's not a dumbass. In fact, he's probably like a genious or something!

Well I, I think he's bossy, but, he's so cool... I, I guess it's okay.

Meep meep! (Roadrunner talk for "Eric Rocks!")

If he ran for President, I'd vote for him!

There you have it. -More testimonials that I, Eric Cartman, rule! And I'm not fat at all!

Can a bunny become "smitten"?

[RedBaron0]

Been a little busy...

When last we left our intrepid Boy of Chaos, Butters aka Professor Chaos. He laid down the a plan of deception to lore his competitors away. Professor Chaos' trust sidekick, Dougie aka General Disarray, laid out the traps nicely. Single 1v1 games went out to all 4 of the other 4 competitors. All took the bait except for the crafty Mr. Burns... But the Roadrunner has switched his "surprise" with one of his own... one little boy bent on chaos can't resist.

Noticing the book "Advanced Chaos Plans" with the subtitle "Reading Level 7 - 9" the caped little boy approached... as he picked up the book a large iron bear trap snapped on the boy's leg!
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCHHHHHH!

The Roadrunner aproaches and finds.... General Disarray dressed as Professor Chaos?!

GET THIS THING OFF MEEEEEEEEEE! OWIE-OWIE-OWIE-OWIE-OWIE {sobs}

OOC: Whatever you would say MyTurnToWin, I won't presume beyond "Meep-meep"

On the other side of town Butters, the real Professor Chaos prepares his REAL evil scheme at Eric Cartman's House.

MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[Suzy1]

Been a little busy...

When last we left our intrepid Boy of Chaos, Butters aka Professor Chaos. He laid down the a plan of deception to lore his competitors away. Professor Chaos' trust sidekick, Dougie aka General Disarray, laid out the traps nicely. Single 1v1 games went out to all 4 of the other 4 competitors. All took the bait except for the crafty Mr. Burns... But the Roadrunner has switched his "surprise" with one of his own... one little boy bent on chaos can't resist.

Noticing the book "Advanced Chaos Plans" with the subtitle "Reading Level 7 - 9" the caped little boy approached... as he picked up the book a large iron bear trap snapped on the boy's leg!
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCHHHHHH!

The Roadrunner aproaches and finds.... General Disarray dressed as Professor Chaos?!

GET THIS THING OFF MEEEEEEEEEE! OWIE-OWIE-OWIE-OWIE-OWIE {sobs}

OOC: Whatever you would say MyTurnToWin, I won't presume beyond "Meep-meep"

On the other side of town Butters, the real Professor Chaos prepares his REAL evil scheme at Eric Cartman's House.

MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Butters, Professor Chaos....Your mother is calling everywhere for you. She says it's time to come home!!!!

[Elijah S]

Can a bunny become "smitten"?

Yes, I do believe so... and a bunny can also become a mitten!

(scavengers - PM Suzy1 with the password "Mitten" and she'll link you to the next clue. -Be sure to write "mitten" down, as it's one of my favorite things!)

[ODWO]

Do I look like his grandmother? meep meep

The reply would be a resounding NO! I am far cuter than any relative of the fat kid.

I never mentioned any "relative." And an interesting grandmother you are.

[ODWO]

I "Lola Bunny" have annihilated all opponents in Game # 6136131! As you can see, I am not without scratches and bruises myself and I think one of them actually pulled my ears kicked me in the tail when I had my back turned,...It was when one of them called me "Doll" that really made me push the button on my "Turbo-Nuclear-Semi-Automatic-Eraser"! You can search for survivors if you like, but there is a 7100 ft crater where the Classic Map used to be, and ashes are still flying from the fallout! I sorta feel bad, in a way, kinda, they did play a good game!

Wish I'd have gotten the Classic Map. At least I'd know the territory ... instead, it feels like the Lewis & Clark & Burns story.
(The crowd says, "We know about the trails of Louis & Clark .... Who's Burns?")

My point exactly.


One day ... I'm going to become that super hero ... "The BLACK FONT" even tho' I used a very dark blue for that color... (and a dark Nord to boot)

[MyTurnToWin]

Miss Bunny.... be careful about being smitten. It doesn't just rhyme with "mitten" it also rhymes with BITTEN.... as in ugly critters up to no good.

[MyTurnToWin]

Grandmother? That was the whole point.... not only am I not related to the FAT KID.... I am the wrong gender.

meep meep

And before you jump to any dumb conclucsions I'm not his grandfather either.
Though as point of interest, my very own great, great (insert 17 more greats here) grandfather met Lewis and Clark. The story has been passed down through all these many generations. He was nicknamed Scout Runner by Clark because of his outstanding service to him in warning them of impending danger on two different occasions.

(Roadrunner wipes a tear from one eye with the feathers of one wing.) We are so proud. When we became the official state bird of New Mexico we dedicated the honor to Grandpappy Scout Runner.

[ODWO]

Grandmother? That was the whole point.... not only am I not related to the FAT KID.... I am the wrong gender.

meep meep

And before you jump to any dumb conclucsions I'm not his grandfather either.
Though as point of interest, my very own great, great (insert 17 more greats here) grandfather met Lewis and Clark. The story has been passed down through all these many generations. He was nicknamed Scout Runner by Clark because of his outstanding service to him in warning them of impending danger on two different occasions.

(Roadrunner wipes a tear from one eye with the feathers of one wing.) We are so proud. When we became the official state bird of New Mexico we dedicated the honor to Grandpappy Scout Runner.

HA! I kind of thought so .. (wrong gender) ... but one of "your" fellow clan members called you a .... grandmother (in a topic? we were talking in) ... as in "really" a grandmother (not as a snub, but one of your parents mother). I kind of had a little trouble believing it myself. Thanks for clarifying. The posts ... and being a grandmother .... I was having one of those 1 + 1 does not really equal 3, does it moments? Thank God. All is in alignment now. Much better and understood. Even Mr. Burns is glad.


Next post: re: Lewis and Clark - and I'll bet the name "Burns" never came up in the conversation about blazing new trails and maps, did it?

[MyTurnToWin]

Roadrunner wiped his mouth with the back of one wing. Nothing quite like fresh earthworms to round off a meal of mites. "Now what was that question he needed to answer?" he muttered to no one but himself. "Ahhh yes, that ridiculous comment":

".... and I'll bet the name "BURNS" never came up in the conversation about blazing new trails and maps, did it?"

He shook his head. Everyone who knew anything had that answer. Of course "burns" came up in conversation. Here are three fine examples"

"Don't let him fix the flapjacks, he always BURNS them."

"He can't even use a tinder box, he BURNS his fingers each time."

"Stop him! If the tree BURNS we'll have hell to pay."

In fact it was just for this reason that your great, great, great (insert 17 more greats here) grandfather had his name changed from Thomas LatrineDigger to Thomas Burns.

[Elijah S]

After the tally of smacks and the conclusion of the vote, all that's left is the scavenger hunt and 1,000,000 point game to determine the official winner of Cartoon Personality.
I'll be setting up the scavenger hunt in next couple days and then send out a PM with the first clue.
***Note - all players will receive the first clue at the same time, so don't delay when you get the PM!

[Suzy1]

Speaking of great, great great,etc. grandparents, I bet ya'll didn't know that "The Hare" from "The Tortoise and The Hare" was a dear ancestor of mine And ya know "The Rabbit" in "Alice in Wonderland" is also one of my greats So, I suppose I was destined to turn into some sorta toon star! I must say, ya'll aren't making it easy on my decison as to who will win 1,000,000 points for best posts! I have been rating ya'll as ya go along! Keep up the great work!!!I will be making a decision very soon! Lola

[ODWO]

In fact it was just for this reason that your great, great, great (insert 17 more greats here) grandfather had his name changed from Thomas LatrineDigger to Thomas Burns.

Mr. Burns: LOL. Now that was good. But I think you are confusing Theodore Burns, Sr. with his older step-brother Thomas "LatrineDigger" Crapper ... who also changed his name due to the shadow he was riding in comparing him to his younger step-brother ... a brother from another mother. Thomas Crapper was a multi-zillionaire many times over, and chose to live the final days of his life in tranquil bliss in the south of France, sipping wine and wroting a blog about all sorts of [crap]. In fact, Lewis, Clark & Burns would've never gotten any money from any one person or business had it not been for (step-) Brother Tom Crapper. Theo. Burns and him were very close. There was a diary left behind when they found Theo. Burns, Sr's remains at the ancient scared Indian burial grounds. There were also pictograghs of what looked to be a wise man revered by the Indians, sitting on a stone mound, iPhone in his hand, sunglasses on, and sunblock SPF1 .. pointing at what looked like a small bird-like creature, and the deciphered inscription on nearby rock: "bird that can't fly." Also in the distance was a tribal nation, with war dress on, circling a large flock(?) of these creatures. In the middle of this flock were 2 other white men. They say Theo. Burns, Sr. gave his life trying to persuade Lewis & Clark from giving away the burial grounds location. But as -tails go, Burns was never heard of again ... and Lewis & Clark gained all the glory. Theo's step-brother Thomas, once he heard about the disappearance of his stepbrother, could only be quoted as having one word come from his lips. many have used that same word today for what can almost always be considered an act, a foil, or even just a jester distinguishing some kind of "Fall from Grace....." or other place ... in time.

And thus, Thomas Crapper became the Immortal, but always to mourn his families loss. but also enjoy the fortune found from his greatest invention of all time! And then, when the grand daughter married Seth Wheeler's son, the new term for the Crappers/Burns families greatest invention changed to "the greatest invention (right) next to Toilet Paper." Mr Wheeler is known for being the first to make and market TP which somehow made it into the Indian Tribes. From there, the word TeePee came to being. Why, even in modern day folklore, they say that when an Indian Chief has drank too much English Tea, they say he has always been found dead in his TeePee, right next to the crapper with the empty roll of TP Paper. In the world of supply and demand ... the TP rules.

Mr. Thomas Crapper - humanitarian, philanthropist, one remembered by all.
http://www.swopnet.com/geo_mileshome/Th ... apper.html




(I think I'm going off into right, or left, field a little too far. I'm a big fan of native americans and their way of life, pre-modernization and exploit)

[Suzy1]

Hi ya'll! i was hoping I had time to edit my last post, but unfortunately I am too late When I said that I would be deciding the winner of the post smackdown. I didn't know that Eric was keeping tallies also and will be the one choosing the winner.. I want to send my Congrats I think ya'll all did great though and wish you all the best of luck! I have enjoyed this tournament more than ever as i have mentioned many times. See ya'll in the funny papers! Th-Th-Th-That's All Folks!!! Lola Bunny