CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[grifftron]

I will take box #1

[ODWO]

Box# 5. Pleasiola!

[MyTurnToWin]

12 please.

He is so kind! A present. A gift. A surprise.

meep meep

[aligator_al]

I also will take box #1.

DAMN.

Ok - I'll take box number 11

[Elijah S]

I also will take box #1.

DAMN.

[b]Ok - I'll take box number 11

Ummm, Kyle? Are you braindead? Lola has box #11 and Stan has box #1. Pick again you *#@#$% $%&*)*&^% #$%^&!!!!

[aligator_al]

I also will take box #1.

DAMN.

Ok - I'll take box number 11

Ummm, Kyle? Are you braindead? Lola has box #11 and Stan has box #1. Pick again you *#@#$% $%&*)*&^% #$%^&!!!!

Give me box number 7.

....

DAMMIT Cartman - of course YOU take the best box already.

Why don't YOU just tell me what box I am since your %$#@1nG box contest is probably rigged anyways.

[ODWO]

I also will take box #1.

DAMN.

Ok - I'll take box number 11

Ummm, Kyle? Are you braindead? Lola has box #11 and Stan has box #1. Pick again you *#@#$% $%&*)*&^% #$%^&!!!!

Give me box number 7.

....

DAMMIT Cartman - of course YOU take the best box already.

Why don't YOU just tell me what box I am since your %$#@1nG box contest is probably rigged anyways.

I sense a "law of probability" going on here. 1's, 11's, 7"s ...

[Elijah S]

I also will take box #1.

DAMN.

Ok - I'll take box number 11

Ummm, Kyle? Are you braindead? Lola has box #11 and Stan has box #1. Pick again you *#@#$% $%&*)*&^% #$%^&!!!!

Give me box number 7.

....

DAMMIT Cartman - of course YOU take the best box already.

Why don't YOU just tell me what box I am since your %$#@1nG box contest is probably rigged anyways.

I sense a "law of probability" going on here. 1's, 11's, 7"s ...

I'm deeply, deeply hurt that you'd suggest I'd rig a contest, Kyle... But I did choose a box for you. You're number 2... get it? You're Number 2, Kyle!
And to make it easier for those of you who are braindead, I've crossed-out the boxes that are taken.

[RedBaron0]

Box 3

Good to see you posting again! It's just too bad that the medal will read C-A-R-T-M-A-N instead of B-U-R-N-S.

Somehow I don't think a medal can have F-A-T-A-S-S on it, so don't think you'll be winning it... Eric.

Dear Lindax,

Gee whiz, it's such a great thing to know you've let us all have a chance to win a contest medal! Otherwise I don't think my parents would let me play in a tournament with all this strangers. My mom and dad really don't let me play with strangers... last time I spent some time playing the the hobo out in front of my house... my parents grounded my for two whole weeks, and I had to miss a family trip to Bennigans! That made me so angry while I sat in my room.... all alone. I had to, uh... read about, yeah, read about yeah, that's good an evil villain try and take over Stan's house in the the newspaper... yeah, in the newspaper.

You didn't here about that? Did you... how he was thwarted by a fat 4th grader? Golly, it must have been in all the newspapers and on all the news channels.... still haven't heard about it? That... makes me sad... and angry. Oh hamburgers! I better goto my room before my mom and dad see me so mad and ground me again!!!

{Butters runs up to his room... with an evil glint in his eye}

[Suzy1]

Picks up my box and shakes it!

(scavengers - Erics favorite Musical and song from it. Write them down and go back to page 5 for the final clue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odrZ6NtPR2M

[ODWO]

......and that's cool about Lindax giving out a second medal for this tourney (if i understand that correctly) Lindax is the man!

Not sure if I actually thanked LINDAX for the time and effort in making a medal for (whomever -- fill in blank).

I'm still just under a year here @ Conquer Club, and I see myself being around for some time to come. Win or Lose. Preferrably win, but if I got my way ALL the time ... it'd be a much different world, and plenty of people hung from a gallows for treason and terrorism . One thing I've noticed around here (@ CC) is the people who do help out on the various projects and in different ways for the Mod's.

Having said that ... Thanks for the time given. What one gives without need for recognition or payment back ... they usually receive in others ways and in abundance throughout their life.

And ... as a side-in slider ... I have (had?) recently expressed admission into the Spankademy (still shows pending) which you show to be a member of too (and TSM). If there were ever a gift to be had, I'd enjoy being a part of a strong clan. And do whatever is needed to prove my worth and (maybe, eventually) move into the larger one. If I'm worthy of such. (I do enjoy team games, and listen well as a subordinate - but offer thoughts if things do not work as planned .. anyway FWIW)

If nothing else ... Thanks for the time spent in this tournament helping out.

Happy Holidays to you .. and everyone!

ODWO / Dean O.

[MyTurnToWin]

Puke

Bet you didn't know that roadrunners puked. But after reading Burn's post, up came the worms, grubs, assorted insects, and a small piece of a twinkie.

[Elijah S]

Picks up my box and shakes it!

Love it when Lola shakes her box...hee hee... Ummmm...I mean... Damnit Lola, no shaking your box!

Yosemite Sam chose box #8; Butters selected box #3 and... if I might add... penned a most impressive letter to Lindax!
This one may have to go to an unbiased 3rd party to judge.... Mommmmmmmmmmmmm!

That means that 4 players have yet to select a box but, shhhhhhhhhhhh...keep it on the downlow - any gifts left over as of 12-16-09 at 10pm PST will be up for grabs! And I plan to get another one! hee-hee

My method for determining points and assignments per box will be as follows:
12 pieces of paper will be placed in the hat with points on them and, starting with box #1, drawn from the hat; Then, 12 pieces of paper with assignments will be drawn in the same manner.

Time is ticking for anyone who still wishes to pen a letter to Lindax!

[Gilligan]

I call 8!

[ODWO]

Puke

Bet you didn't know that roadrunners puked. But after reading Burn's post, up came the worms, grubs, assorted insects, and a small piece of a twinkie.

Now now. I'd hate to think you were making fun of TSM. Or any other clan for that matter.

[MyTurnToWin]

Making fun of a clan? I am far too busy for such trivial nonsense. meep meep whooooooooooooosh off to pull that ol' coyote's tail.

[magneto_acolyte]

I'll take box 6 in honor of number six from the new Battlestar Galatica series which in my opinion as a comic book/sci-fi expert is one of the sexiest robots ever built. I have asked Mister Burns to build me a copy but he charges too much. What about you Looney characters do you think Acme can build one of these ? Maybe Cartman can get me one built like he did his AWESOM-O 4000 model





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[ODWO]

Making fun of a clan? I am far too busy for such trivial nonsense.

Obviously.

[RedBaron0]

Maybe Cartman can get me one built like he did his AWESOM-O 4000 model

AWESOM-O?! No way! I hear AWESOM-O has "special" options that might be to your liking Comicbook guy...

[Suzy1]

[quote="magneto_acolyte"]I'll take box 6 in honor of number six from the new Battlestar Galatica series which in my opinion as a comic book/sci-fi expert is one of the sexiest robots ever built. I have asked Mister Burns to build me a copy but he charges too much. What about you Looney characters do you think Acme can build one of these ? Maybe Cartman can get me one built like he did his AWESOM-O 4000 model


It's scary to think of what Cartman is capable of doing...However, here in Looneyville, I mean Toontown, anything is possible. Where's my pencil and A.C.M.E "Do It Yourself" kit?

[Suzy1]

[b]

Picks up my box and shakes it!

Love it when Lola shakes her box...hee hee... Ummmm...I mean... Damnit Lola, no shaking your box!

Blushes... Where's my pink crayon, anyway?

[Elijah S]

I'll take box 6 in honor of number six from the new Battlestar Galatica series which in my opinion as a comic book/sci-fi expert is one of the sexiest robots ever built. I have asked Mister Burns to build me a copy but he charges too much. What about you Looney characters do you think Acme can build one of these ? Maybe Cartman can get me one built like he did his AWESOM-O 4000 model

Comicbook guy - Yes, we all know Awesome-O was clearly a breakthrough in modern technology, but it's a one-of-a-kind... like The Spacestation, or that secret ingredient in Cheesy Puffs.... Mommmmmmm! Where's my Cheesy Puffs!.... Anyway, I won't be making another Awesome-O anytime soon. Maybe if you ask her nicely, Lola can rally the other loons...ummm... I mean Toons, to make you another number six.

Only 3 boxes now remain in our "Blow up a gift" challenge, and this is last call for our "Letter to Lindax" challenge. The competition is tough, but I'm sure that, in the end, I'll win...ummm...I mean, the best character will win.

[Elijah S]

Maybe Cartman can get me one built like he did his AWESOM-O 4000 model

AWESOM-O?! No way! I hear AWESOM-O has "special" options that might be to your liking Comicbook guy...

[Elijah S]

There were several letters written for our "Letter to Lindax" challenge, and the competetion was very close! -Those who wrote a letter have been rewarded with 5 points.
A "special task panel" of 3 people reviewed the entries for characterization, creativity and humor and each letter was rated on a scale of 1 - 10.
The end tally resulted in a tie between.... a drum-roll, please.... Butters and Mr. Burns!!!!
Instead of a tie-breaker, or splitting the 27 points, I, Eric Cartman, determined that it was in the best interest of the tournament to award both of them 27 points!
Congratulations to our 2 winners, and a hearty thank-you to those who wrote letters!

Our "Blow up a Gift" challenge will provide additional ways to gain points, and other challenges are coming!
Remember, consistent posting in this thread are a surefire way to rack up points!

The new rankings for Cartoon Personality (whose winner will receive a Contest Acheivement Medal) are as follows:

Eric Cartman - Elijah S - 101 Trillion pts. for being awesome! Just give me the trophy!
Mr. Burns - ODWO - 12,000,115 pts.
Butters Stotch - RedBaron0 - 12,000,107 pts.
Roadrunner - MyTurnToWin - 12,000,104 pts.
Lola Bunny - Suzy1 - 12,000,103 pts.
Stan Marsh - Grifftron - 12,000,090 pts.
Yosemite Sam - Gilligan - 12,000,032 pts.
Kyle - aligator_al - 12,000,027 pts.
Speedy Gonzales - Frito Bandito - 12,000,0025 pts.
Jeff Alberson - magneto_acolyte - 12,000,023 pts.
Homer Simpson - azezzo - 12,000,020 pts.
Elmer Fudd - AtreidesHouse - 12,000,017 pts.

[MyTurnToWin]

I replied with a gracious thank you. The others had to be begged and cajoled to write. I doubt their honesty.

LOLA! LOLA. Meet me at X so we can plan surprises for Mr. Burns and Butters.

Out of the corner of my eye I see the box I chose. I tap it with my beak, listening for any tell tale sounds. A deafening roar of silence fills the air around me. It gives me an outstanding idea. I'll call my friend Cactus Bob over at A.C.M.E. He is always ready to alter any item to my specifications.

meep meep