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no i have herd and speak it just never got around to writing itstrike wolf wrote:You assume target's heard of logic.Lucarilover240 wrote:This sentence =/= logical statement.targetman377 wrote:well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it updiddle wrote:Tomato tomato.targetman377 wrote: i think thats what he is refering to
That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.
Lucarilover240 wrote:In other news, apparently my water bottle was pressurized and just sprung a leak. It just now started making weird hissing noises and drops of water started coming out from under the cap all on it's own. I am moving my laptop AWAY FROM THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLE. (Confused as hell right now...)
this post gets my seal of approval!!! 
thats understandable WOMEN CAN COMPLAINstrike wolf wrote:Probably a girl who actually played sports or a guy who married an athlete who complained about it.Lucarilover240 wrote:Who the hell came up with that idea?!? (Readies assault rifle)strike wolf wrote:Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:
You're more like a sports bra.
ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.
oh brother what are we going to do?strike wolf wrote:You mean there's something in between she doesn't know I exist and getting her into bed?Lucarilover240 wrote:Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?strike wolf wrote:Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up
finds it DAM its old and rottenAndyDufresne wrote:I think we're ripe for an autoload refreshment. **Leaves a banana for him to find.**
--Andy
u ever said the wrong name?autoload wrote:Tragic story today.
A couple days ago, I thought I would finally be able to get my "Hat Trick" today. For those that are uninitiated, my Hat Trick involves having sex with 3 different women on the same day. The way it was going to work out was that a woman I work with was going to stop by my house in the morning and we were going to have a little romp before a 5k we were both going to today. From the 5k, woman #1 was going straight home, and another woman I am having sexual relations with (woman #2) was going to bring me home. Woman #2 was also going to run this 5k, so as long as I stay neutral to both women, no suspicions would be raised. After I do my duty to woman #2, she would go home. I would then travel that evening to Woman #3's house for more goodness.
As it happened, woman #1 didn't go to work last night because of an illness, woman #2 started her period, and I just got a call from #3 that she is sick as well... When the chips fall, they fall hard eh?
This was an alignment of the stars like no other, because #1 lives rather far away, and truth be told, I hadn't had sex with her in about 9 months or more. I was shocked when she asked me for a "favor". #2 has a boyfriend that she lives with, so all illicit activities happen at my house during restricted hours. #3 is a single mom and we only do it when she doesn't have her kids.
There are other women, but they live out of town as well.
only you lucar you make my day you really did thanxsLucarilover240 wrote:Also, AOG, lovin your new avatar (The Pokemon Ash vs Fatal Error thing). Text boxes are a little difficult to read though, could you post the full sized version or at least give me a link to it?
Army of GOD wrote:
Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too
You probably weren't hear for the wild Michael Jackson one.Army of GOD wrote:
Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
And knowing is half the battle!targetman377 wrote:why thank you i did not know now i knowstrike wolf wrote:Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:You're more like a sports bra.targetman377 wrote:
hey i try to hold it up
ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.
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<- img courtesy of Zoebear1Cool, thanks.Army of GOD wrote:
Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too
[This signature saved as part of ancient history, dating back to 2010] <- img courtesy of Zoebear1 He's with the Jone-is brothers2dimes wrote:There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.
when did it start?autoload wrote:Backlog complete.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I think he was having virus problems again...2dimes wrote:There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I was under the impression that you were a mime.targetman377 wrote:fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:I was under the impression that you were a mime.targetman377 wrote:fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........
