You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[JoshyBoy]

...when you start to wonder if there is a coincidence between Canadian Club and Conquer Club, and Lack wandering around in Canada Country...


--Andy

...when your first thought is to throw this man a banana...

[thegreekdog]

When you see a Burger King commercial and say out loud, "How did King Herpes get on TV?" And then your wife looks at you weird.

Yes, this happened. In my defense, I was pretty frigging drunk.

[jammyjames]

When you see a Burger King commercial and say out loud, "How did King Herpes get on TV?" And then your wife looks at you weird.

Yes, this happened. In my defense, I was pretty frigging drunk.

haha man thats an embarassment, lmao

[thegreekdog]

When you see a Burger King commercial and say out loud, "How did King Herpes get on TV?" And then your wife looks at you weird.

Yes, this happened. In my defense, I was pretty frigging drunk.

haha man thats an embarassment, lmao

It is. And probably one of the more telling definitions of being obsessed with CC.

[Caymanmew]

when you been playing more then a week

[GrimReaper.]

When you begin to point your finger at the sky and say f*ck you god!!! Why do you hate me!!!!!!

[Lucarilover240]

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you stay on the "My Games" page and just keep clicking "active" over and over to see if anyone takes their turn, even when it becomes painfully obvious that nobody is.

[azezzo]

when the pain from your hemorroids are so unbearable that instead of sitting at your desk you are forced to stand for hours taking your turns.

[God Emperor Q]

When one of your first thoughts during a family emergency is "I better get someone to take my turns for me".

lmfao can totally see this happening

[JoshyBoy]

When one of your first thoughts during a family emergency is "I better get someone to take my turns for me".

lmfao can totally see this happening

When you start grumbling about people not posting in the right fashion...

[Commander62890]

When you are watching Tropic Thunder, hear someone mention "Kandinsky," and immediately think "hey, that's a territory in Classic Art!" A Conquer Club reference in a movie! Cool!"

Happened last night.

[HollyElizabeth]

when your dad threatens to take your laptop away bc you spend more time on CC more than you spend with your family and you leave the house for three days to prove to him that its not going to happen.

^^ actually happened...

[AndyDufresne]

...when after a month of posting inactivity, you bump this topic up again to keep it going! (I like it, truly!)


--Andy

[Commander62890]

What!? who did that?

[jimboston]

You try to quit... you stop playing for several months and let your Premium Membership expire. Then one day you are bored... next thing you know you have Premium again and 20 games going.

[ask me2]

When you wake up and think I will sleep in for another hour then you think WAIT THEN I COULD LOSE A GAME.

[legionbuck]

Ya wished you could take on a player named Obama, auto attack him to nothing, and then find out he's busted as a multi of jimmcarter.

[vodean]

its funny how many of these are me. Cant do homework... or anything without going on for a while. Its making a huge mess of me.

When you wake up and think I will sleep in for another hour then you think WAIT THEN I COULD LOSE A GAME.

every day - this one's me.
You wake up saying "have i slapt 12 hours? i cant miss a turn!!"

[Timminz]

"CC and coke"

When you've spent entire nights doing this.


Although honestly, at that point CC isn't the biggest concern.

[vodean]

You fall asleep at the computer thinking

I can't go to bed. what if that guy takes his turn? what then?

[BigBallinStalin]

Having fitful nights of sleep, tossing and turning, seeing those red, green, orange, blue colors with numbers swirling in your dreams, 6v3--I can take him, 12v15 (c'mon baby, c'mon baby), 5v8 (huh? wait), 6v20 (what the f!ck!?), drop 3, attack, ATTACK, ATTAAACK!, then you spring out of bed screaming, "AGHHHHH1!!!`1! I'M RUINED! It's all over; they're dead! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!"



You immediately log on to conquerclub, you take a few turns, and then OH NO! AGAIN!?! Suffer massive losses! ATTACK ATTACK,!! AHAH@## ! THEY"RE DEAD! ALL DEAD! QAHHHH!HH!@H!@



Then you wake up, really wake up this time, covered in sweat, staring at the cold screen of that computer across the room, you walk over, log on to conquerclub, drop 3, attack ATTACXKQ HUWHF AHHHH!!!

[vodean]

Having fitful nights of sleep, tossing and turning, seeing those red, green, orange, blue colors with numbers swirling in your dreams, 6v3--I can take him, 12v15 (c'mon baby, c'mon baby), 5v8 (huh? wait), 6v20 (what the f!ck!?), drop 3, attack, ATTACK, ATTAAACK!, then you spring out of bed screaming, "AGHHHHH1!!!`1! I'M RUINED! It's all over; they're dead! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!"



You immediately log on to conquerclub, you take a few turns, and then OH NO! AGAIN!?! Suffer massive losses! ATTACK ATTACK,!! AHAH@## ! THEY"RE DEAD! ALL DEAD! QAHHHH!HH!@H!@



Then you wake up, really wake up this time, covered in sweat, staring at the cold screen of that computer across the room, you walk over, log on to conquerclub, drop 3, attack ATTACXKQ HUWHF AHHHH!!!

then you're really screwed up.

[AndyDufresne]

...when you think you may have seen a license plate about CC on the highway.


--Andy

[vodean]

when you start seeing peoples usernames on TV, in the news, in ads.

[the.killing.44]

When it's gotten to the point where when you get a glance at the word "killing" somewhere, your eyes immediately dart there.