SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!

[Army of GOD]

As a n00by member of the ConquerClub civilization, I feel like it is time to show some organization on the general population's side. For too long has there been warring between a certain group of radical forum-goers and mods. Well now is the time for civility. And I'm not at all good at this speech stuff so I'll shattup.




General Rule for the General Election:
The first 12 nominees who get 2 nominations will be entered into the poll



The "prez" will then hopefully be considered the "voice of the people" by those that have more ConquerClub-al power than the rest of us.
Thank you, and goodnight.

CURRENT CANDIDATES:
Snorri1234
luns101

David Bowie: "Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. First model walks; second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, boys - let's go to work!"


Ya got 1 week

[Army of GOD]

Oh, and no multi-voting or else you get Chinese water-tortured

[Elijah S]

Isn't Conquer Club more like a dictatorship?

[TheForgivenOne]

SNORRI SNORRI SNORRI SNORRI SNORRI!

[AndyDufresne]

Best of luck gentlemen!


--Andy

[Neoteny]

I would like to second snorri.

[Army of GOD]

Uh oh. "Abstain" might be Snorri's Vice above luns!

[ronsizzle]

i thought we were going to be voting for the person we want off of cc....

[Serbia]

The answer is always luns. Who of course was invented at McGill University circa 1923. (He's older than he smells)

[notyou2]

So Snorri, as your campaign manager, I am expecting a plum of a job with high pay and no work and lots of perks.

[Snorri1234]

The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote †. Every five years someone was elected to be Tyrant, provided he could prove that he was honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy. Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of ordinary philosopher in the streets looking for towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes.





†Provided that he wasn't poor, foreign, nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous, or a woman




(Terry Pratchett!)

[notyou2]

Erm.......

As your campaign manager I order you to SHUT UP.

[Snorri1234]

Oh but I'm not like other politicians. I'm honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.

I would never abuse my power or go on hiking-trips which turn out not actually to be hiking-trips but trips to my Southern American mistress. I wouldn't have sex with an intern, lie about it on tv and then claim I misunderstood everyone when they referred to "sex'. I would also not tax your cc-dollars and start a war for oil and power.


...okay, at least I wouldn't employ a vice-president who shot another dude in the face.

[Snorri1234]

knee-shots hurt more and affect the person's ability to walk more.

[colton24]

Oh but I'm not like other politicians. I'm honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.

I would never abuse my power or go on hiking-trips which turn out not actually to be hiking-trips but trips to my Southern American mistress. I wouldn't have sex with an intern, lie about it on tv and then claim I misunderstood everyone when they referred to "sex'. I would also not tax your cc-dollars and start a war for oil and power.


...okay, at least I wouldn't employ a vice-president who shot another dude in the face.

SNORRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VOTE SNORRI OR ELSE

[Serbia]

Oh but I'm not like other politicians. I'm honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.

I would never abuse my power or go on hiking-trips which turn out not actually to be hiking-trips but trips to my Southern American mistress. I wouldn't have sex with an intern, lie about it on tv and then claim I misunderstood everyone when they referred to "sex'. I would also not tax your cc-dollars and start a war for oil and power.


...okay, at least I wouldn't employ a vice-president who shot another dude in the face.

SNORRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VOTE SNORRI OR ELSE

Actually, come to think about it - My vote can be bought by the candidate who can guarantee for me that they'll perma-ban colton.

[Snorri1234]

I wonder if I can get some guys from ACORN to make multis and vote for me....

[colton24]

I wonder if I can get some guys from ACORN to make multis and vote for me....

[mpjh]

Why not, I hear Glen Beck is organizing a bus to bring tea-baggers to Memphis to vote for him.

[azezzo]

neither of these gentlemen nor any other member of c.c. now or in the future will have the authority to speak for me or on my behalf in things related to this site, i can speak for myself thankyou, that is untill a mod or admin. bans me for speaking my mind.

[Serbia]

I love that this concept offends you.
Like how I just spoke for you?

[TheForgivenOne]

All of a sudden, because Colton is voting for Snorri, i feel the urge to change my vote to Luns

[number five]

abstain

[colton24]

abstain

*slaps number five*

[Army of GOD]

abstain

*slaps number five*

Vewy, vewy gooood.


*slaps colton*


I like slapping!