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CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby azezzo on Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:56 pm

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Frito Bandito on Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:00 pm

Hey, where is my seeegneture??
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby ODWO on Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:04 pm

(Sitting in a bar stool @ Moe's)
Mr. Burns: (sipping a beer with a patron chaser) Well, my assignment is completed. Just don't tell that nut case ODWO.
Moe: Huh? What assignment?
Mr. Burns: You can be trusted , can't you? (drunken smile)
Moe: Ooo-kay.
Mr. Burns: Did you know that McGill University invented Spam on July 5th, 1937?
Moe: Nooo.
Mr. Burns: It's true. The Hawaiian's were making this stuff, keeping it all to themselves and then someone started a skool that made Spam famous.
(The Roadrunner walks in, takes a sit at the bar)
Mr. Burns: Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.
Roadrunner: Don't tell anyone ... What?
Mr. Burns: Oooooh, nothing. Just the weather. (reachs for secret button console in jacket....)
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Suzy1 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:54 pm

I think I'm gonna go to Moe's and have a carrot colada....Wait! Who's Moe?
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Elijah S on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:00 pm

Okay - my car broke down, my cat hates me and keeps scratching my furniture, and I pulled a muscle in my back today. So, if I'm not my usual jovial self it's for good reasons.
The avatars and sigs will be sent to our new members as soon as I've drowned my sorrows in a beer or 6.
Additionally, some of you seem to be having way more fun than I am (you know who you are!) and, consequentially, will lose 12 points... 87 points... 2,014,658 pts!
Also, in the interest of complete fairness, the next scoring revision will be after I've killed the better part of a six pack.

Have a nice day!
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby grifftron on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:41 pm

hey if its not full ill play as stan!
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby MyTurnToWin on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:46 pm

Roadrunner notices the nearly secretive movement of Mr. Burns' hand. Quicker than Speedy Gonzalez can burn a tortilla he hops from the barstool and ducks behind the bronze fronted bar. Roadrunner keeps current on secret buttons and knows that bronze will completely protect him.

He chuckles, covers his ears, and plots his revenge.
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby aligator_al on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:53 pm

DAMMIT CARTMAN... or anyone.

I CANT GET MY SIGGY TO WORK
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Suzy1 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:02 pm

Offers Eric the keys to my car, "I hop wherever I go anyway", takes his cat for a week, gives him a gift certificate to a massage parlor and gives him another cold 6 pack. Now quit your whining, you have a tournament to run! :!:
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby grifftron on Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:03 pm

Hey guys with the sig prob, i had the same prob before, just go to..

control panel
board pref
display options
then click yes for display sig.

but it wont show up until your next post***
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Suzy1 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:04 pm

Oh and by the way, Mr Burns said he will stop by on his way from Moe's to help you polish off that beer! :roll:
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby grifftron on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:04 pm

Where is Wendy?
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Elijah S on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:09 pm

grifftron wrote:Where is Wendy?


I purposely left Wendy out and put BeBe as an option. Personally Stan, I find it disgusting when you yak every time you see Wendy! Sorry...but...not really!
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby grifftron on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:13 pm

Elijah S wrote:I purposely left Wendy out and put BeBe as an option. Personally Stan, I find it disgusting when you yak every time you see Wendy! Sorry...but...not really!


Cartman, you fat a$$ :lol:
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Elijah S on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:15 pm

Frito Bandito wrote:Hey, where is my seeegneture??



Speedy, you rodent... your seeegneture is showing up in your profile, which can only mean ONE thing....
When posting you must check the box at the bottom that says "attach a seeegneture", I mean "signature".


I'm sorry Speedy, but you'll have to lose 27,077 pts. for not paying atteeenshun!
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [28/32]

Postby Elijah S on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:16 pm

grifftron wrote:
Elijah S wrote:I purposely left Wendy out and put BeBe as an option. Personally Stan, I find it disgusting when you yak every time you see Wendy! Sorry...but...not really!


Cartman, you fat a$$ :lol:


Shut the hell up Stan! I'm not fat...I just haven't grown into my body yet!
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [30/32]

Postby grifftron on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:23 pm

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your not just big boned, fat a$$, go eat some more cheesy poofs
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [30/32]

Postby Kibble95 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:30 pm

tweak tweak please
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [30/32]

Postby Elijah S on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:35 pm

Kibble95 wrote:tweak tweak


Okay Tweak, you're in and that leaves only one more spot!

Stan - I won't dignify you comment with a a reply; However, instead of the usual 3,000,000 points everyone else is getting for joining, our expert panel has determined that you will start at MINUS 267,621 points... Sorry Stan, but our panel cannot be questioned.
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [31/32]

Postby 72o on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:43 pm

Is this 1v1? If the answer is no, I will be in. I'd like to be Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [30/32]

Postby Gilligan on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:45 pm

Elijah S wrote:
Kibble95 wrote:tweak tweak


[b]Okay Tweak, you're in and that leaves only one more spot!


I tend to disagree. I see a lack of Bebe and Token.

Wait, I shot them. Never mind.
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [31/32]

Postby grifftron on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:46 pm

Stan - I won't dignify you comment with a a reply; However, instead of the usual 3,000,000 points everyone else is getting for joining, our expert panel has determined that you will start at MINUS 267,621 points... Sorry Stan, but our panel cannot be questioned.


lol! this is the best tourney ever! and it hasn't even started...
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [31/32]

Postby Suzy1 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:09 pm

We're gonna have to watch out for that "Yothimite Tham", he's already shooting and the bell hasn't been rung yet! Someone slip blanks in his gun! :D
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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [FULL]

Postby MyTurnToWin on Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:33 pm

If a guy is shooting blanks you aren't supposed to tell anyone let alone post it in a thread!!!!

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Re: CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [FULL]

Postby grifftron on Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:35 pm

MyTurnToWin wrote:If a guy is shooting blanks you aren't supposed to tell anyone let alone post it in a thread!!!!

meep meep


opps! lol
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