Americans are fat stupid people that eat fatty foods

[strike wolf]

I'm good at math.

Ex. 3^16=43046721

[juggernaut man]

I'm good at math.

Ex. 3^16=43046721

nah. the answer is 3. duh.

[strike wolf]

Dang.

[Blueoctober]

hey ghengis yours is first on the list

[Genghis Khant]

hey ghengis yours is first on the list

Haven't got the guts to go man to man?

[Blueoctober]

not when i would have to use my superpowers(pun intended) to jump through the screen to wereever you are

did you know you spelled khan wrong?

[Genghis Khant]

...
did you know you spelled khan wrong?

Intentional. I'm a fahking khant.

[Blueoctober]

you spelled f*ck wrong too

[Genghis Khant]

Try thinking of a cockney accent when you read it

Ya khant!

[fisherman5]

i also have to disagree with this i am currently located in a relatively small town outside Chicago and can say that i hardly see any fat people around i am also not fat even though i eat fast food ALOT, as far as stupid goes I'm not so i guess I'm special

by the way when u mean fat do you mean what a scientist says is fat/overweight or what looks fat/overweight?

[Blueoctober]

Try thinking of a cockney accent when you read it

Ya khant!

you are to stupid to argue with

[flashleg8]

Try thinking of a cockney accent when you read it

Ya khant!

you are to stupid to argue with

He means cunt

[Blueoctober]

then he really is an old smelly dirty cunt from the middle ages?

[flashleg8]

then he really is an old smelly dirty cunt from the middle ages?

[bigbobtheomega]

Well I guess you all have left the main topic of this thread.

[shultz]

MY SONG, To all us FAT and STUPID AMERICANS.
CHEESEBUGER BLUSE
intro
slow bluse
VERSE 1
I got a cheeseburger
I said I got a cheesebuger
whats better then suger
a fat greasey cheeseburger
COURSE
lettuce,tomato
mustard,katchup
double cheese
on a tosted sesame seed bun
VERSE 2
I had a cheeseburger (repeat 2x)
I said I had a cheeseburger
please can I have another
make it a double, large fry and a diet coke
Repeat course
Repeat verse 2
VERSE 3
I can feel my arteries clog
as I eat my greasey cheeseburger
I dont care if I have a heart attack
as long as I have my cheeseburger,large fry and diet coke
OUTRO- FADING OUT
I got to have it super sized
its my demise
cheeseburger,cheesburger
got to have my cheeseburger

[Titanic]

Lmao, they should make that their national anthem. Beats the one they haev now. Or they should take up Borats one!

[Vincent M]

AWesome song

[Kugelblitz22]

Nice try Commies,
Heres a real song about burgers.





Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise Lyrics

Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.
Made it nearly seventy days,
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds,
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.

But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.

Cheeseburger is paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
For my cheeseburger in paradise.

Heard about the old time sailor men,
They eat the same thing again and again;
Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead.
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn.

But times have changed for sailors these days.
When I'm in port I get what I need;
Not just Havanas or banana or daiquiris,
But that American creation on which I feed!

Cheeseburger is paradise medium rare with mustard'd be nice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draught beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer

For a cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
To be a cheeseburger in paradise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.

[bigbobtheomega]

Nice... It's good

[vtmarik]

Announcer: McDonald's new Big N' Tasty! It's what you crave! The Big N' Tasty is a juicy quarter-pound all-beef patty, served with crisp lettuce and tomato on a sesame seed bun!

Jive Voice: Can you taste it?

Announcer: Mmm-hmm! Big and tasty!

Voiceover: In response to pending legal action, the McDonald's Corporation would like to present the following statement:

[ statements over SUPER ]

"The Big N' Tasty Sandwich is food."

"Scientific studies suggest that excessive consumption of food may cause weight gain. In other words, if you stuff your greasy pie hole non-stop, you’re probably going to pork up."

"The McDonald's Corporation had previously believed that this was obvious to all but very small children and morons. Since children and morons are valued customers of McDonald's Corporation, we would like to point out other potential risks that could be associated with the Big N' Tasty."

"The Big N' Tasty is intended to be eaten. Complications may arise from shoving the Big N' Tasty up your nose. Dropping the Big N' Tasty from extremely tall buildings may cause the Big N' Tasty to achieve sufficient terminal velocity, to injure innocent people below."

"The Big N' Tasty should not be used as an artificial heart."

"The McDonald's Corporation seriously doubts anyone would try this, but, hey, if you didn't know gorging yourself on hamburgers might turn you fatass, then anything's possible."

"According to United States Law, the Big N' Tasty cannot perform the duties of a Legal Guardian. If you were to go into McDonald's and say, "Hey, Big N' Tasty, take care of my kids while I run some errands," you may face legal action."

"Theoretically, the Big N' Tasty could be mistaken for a weapon during a police stand-off."

"Marriage ceremonies officiated by the Big N' Tasty are not recognized in any of the contiguous 48 states."

"The Big N’ Tasty is not God."

"For questions about any additional use of the Big N' Tasty - other than eating, please consult our web site."

Announcer: Come on! It's big, it's tasty and it's waiting for you at McDonald's!

Voiceover: For the small children or morons, McDonald's is the red and yellow restaurant on the highway. Remember to bring money.

Jive Voice: Big N' Tasty!

[Blueoctober]

is it odd that ii recognize the jive voice?

[DIRESTRAITS]

Announcer: McDonald's new Big N' Tasty! It's what you crave! The Big N' Tasty is a juicy quarter-pound all-beef patty, served with crisp lettuce and tomato on a sesame seed bun!

Jive Voice: Can you taste it?

Announcer: Mmm-hmm! Big and tasty!

Voiceover: In response to pending legal action, the McDonald's Corporation would like to present the following statement:

[ statements over SUPER ]

"The Big N' Tasty Sandwich is food."

"Scientific studies suggest that excessive consumption of food may cause weight gain. In other words, if you stuff your greasy pie hole non-stop, you’re probably going to pork up."

"The McDonald's Corporation had previously believed that this was obvious to all but very small children and morons. Since children and morons are valued customers of McDonald's Corporation, we would like to point out other potential risks that could be associated with the Big N' Tasty."

"The Big N' Tasty is intended to be eaten. Complications may arise from shoving the Big N' Tasty up your nose. Dropping the Big N' Tasty from extremely tall buildings may cause the Big N' Tasty to achieve sufficient terminal velocity, to injure innocent people below."

"The Big N' Tasty should not be used as an artificial heart."

"The McDonald's Corporation seriously doubts anyone would try this, but, hey, if you didn't know gorging yourself on hamburgers might turn you fatass, then anything's possible."

"According to United States Law, the Big N' Tasty cannot perform the duties of a Legal Guardian. If you were to go into McDonald's and say, "Hey, Big N' Tasty, take care of my kids while I run some errands," you may face legal action."

"Theoretically, the Big N' Tasty could be mistaken for a weapon during a police stand-off."

"Marriage ceremonies officiated by the Big N' Tasty are not recognized in any of the contiguous 48 states."

"The Big N’ Tasty is not God."

"For questions about any additional use of the Big N' Tasty - other than eating, please consult our web site."

Announcer: Come on! It's big, it's tasty and it's waiting for you at McDonald's!

Voiceover: For the small children or morons, McDonald's is the red and yellow restaurant on the highway. Remember to bring money.

Jive Voice: Big N' Tasty!

LOL! Thats so true

[Blueoctober]

i knew 425 was too good a deal for an artificial heart

[boogiesadda]

Good thing us stupid Americans saved your SORRY ASSES when the Germans were gonna rule your tiny little island so now you can talk shit. Should have just let them do it