the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

I think they got some snow in Warner Robins. That's in middle Georgia. Another note on my home town of Warner Robins - The mayor recently committed suicide.

I didn't hear about that. Than again I haven't watched the news in a while.

[Simon Viavant]

GAAAHHHR!! I'm frustrated. I got my first snow over three weeks ago, and then it melted and it was 57F a couple days ago.

[strike wolf]

GAAAHHHR!! I'm frustrated. I got my first snow over three weeks ago, and then it melted and it was 57F a couple days ago.

Yeah that is kind of frustrating when you get snow but it all melts away. The worst thing though is when you have a day when the high is under 20 degrees and humidity is 80% with wind chill yet no snow. SO it feels super-cold (unless you're used to living way up north) and you don't even get to enjoy the snow that some times comes with the cold.

[strike wolf]

It's time for the wolf's quote of the week.

This week's quote comes from a wikipedia article about Bob Dylan's song Lay Lady Lay:

"Phil asked Dylan if he had any new songs that they might record, and answering yes, Dylan picked up a guitar and proceeded to sing the song so quietly that the Everlys thought they heard Dylan sing "Lay lady lay, lay across my big breasts, babe." Thinking it was a song about lesbians, Don Everly declined the song, saying 'thank you, it's a great song, but I don't think we could get away with that.' Dylan did not question them about it and went on to record the track himself. Months later, they heard Dylan's version on the radio and realized they'd misunderstood the words. The Everlys felt they'd missed a big opportunity and later recorded the song on their album, EB 84."

For those who don't know, the actual lyric is: "Lay Lady Lay, lay across my big brass bed."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lay_Lady_Lay

and that's the full article.

The Wolf has spoken.

[targetman377]

Do you think it was a serious questioN/

i dont know why dont you tell me

If I told you it was a joke question would that be a good enough answer?

would it be good enough for you?

[targetman377]

it has been a while
How is everyone in this here thread ?

eatn cookies you!!!!!!

this makes even less sense than your normal posts.

eating but in a southern accent eatn'

[targetman377]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

i read to eel and i got and had to go to the hold on one sec..... back from the bathroom

Despite what you may think target. Eel is delicious.

it was the first time i got to use the green smile eel

Would you feel less if I told you that they cook the eel?

nope

[targetman377]

First you have to be several people at once. Second you have to be a part of this wacky religion that worships the moon and earth. Oh and believes in sex magic.

what is sex magic, AUTO I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU AUTO!!!! WHAT IS SEX MAGIC i figured you of all people would know

Sex magic is the idea that one's magical abilities are increased during intercourse. Probalby because of the human wand.

ok now that we have your know experance view lets hear from the expert AUTO

Not ready yet.

WHEN WILL YOU BE AUTO!!!!

[targetman377]

This thread is Huge.

You might want to take note because it will be a long time before this happens again.

This gets The Wolf's Diamond Paw Stamp of Approval

HOLLLLYYYYYY FOOOKIIINNG SHHEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLLY SSSHHHHHHEEEEETTTT HE USED SMILES GET THE DOCTOR QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUTO YOU THERE AUTO SPEAK SAY SOMTHING

Me using smileys is as often as someone getting a Diamond Paw Stamp of Approval.

you never use smiles whooo awww (alien toys from toy story)

[targetman377]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

i read to eel and i got and had to go to the hold on one sec..... back from the bathroom

Despite what you may think target. Eel is delicious.

it was the first time i got to use the green smile eel

Enough with the smileys already!

what smiles??? this one or or , , , , , , , , , ,

[targetman377]

great sushi place!!! where is it

[targetman377]

I'm back after a long break. I will try to become active on this thread again.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[targetman377]

I'm back after a long break. I will try to become active on this thread again.

How was your vision quest?

Vision Quest?

Oh sorry, you had been gone so long I had assumed you went on a vision quest. So how was it?

you took awhile to get thourgh all the obsticals lone wolf sent you on?? how come luc got through it right away what took you so long?

[strike wolf]

Do you think it was a serious questioN/

i dont know why dont you tell me

If I told you it was a joke question would that be a good enough answer?

would it be good enough for you?

maybe?

[targetman377]

The vision quest has nothing to do with pleasing God. it's about enlightenment. Discovering oneself.

I can think about myself at home also.

jim i like you you hit the spot you compleat this thread no other person can get auto annoyed so fast i love you keep up the good work


so jimmy where you been my good boy?

[strike wolf]

it has been a while
How is everyone in this here thread ?

eatn cookies you!!!!!!

this makes even less sense than your normal posts.

eating but in a southern accent eatn'

Now lisen here target. You aint from the south.

[strike wolf]

i read to eel and i got and had to go to the hold on one sec..... back from the bathroom

Despite what you may think target. Eel is delicious.

it was the first time i got to use the green smile eel

Would you feel less if I told you that they cook the eel?

nope

Would you feel less sick if I told you that it's actually not salty tasting?

[targetman377]

That's called playing with yourself. It doesn't count.

I do a whole lot of thinking.

You know. You don't have to tell us how often you do it. And we don't need the links to those dirty sites either.

I often times have a hard time getting to sleep because I can't stop thinking about how to solve all the worlds problems.

it helps to get laid ask auto AUTO WE NEED YOU ON THE FLOOR

[strike wolf]

what is sex magic, AUTO I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU AUTO!!!! WHAT IS SEX MAGIC i figured you of all people would know

Sex magic is the idea that one's magical abilities are increased during intercourse. Probalby because of the human wand.

ok now that we have your know experance view lets hear from the expert AUTO

Not ready yet.

WHEN WILL YOU BE AUTO!!!!

When is auto ever ready for anything?

[targetman377]

Of course Hitler would been less uptight if he had given himself the low five more often.

Low five?

Do you mind if I ask how old you are?

It is not your bussiness besides I doudt you admit your age either.

Sure I do. I'm 20.

me too born 1989!!! i was rock en it out in the crib in the 80's lol

[strike wolf]

You might want to take note because it will be a long time before this happens again.

This gets The Wolf's Diamond Paw Stamp of Approval

HOLLLLYYYYYY FOOOKIIINNG SHHEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLLY SSSHHHHHHEEEEETTTT HE USED SMILES GET THE DOCTOR QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUTO YOU THERE AUTO SPEAK SAY SOMTHING

Me using smileys is as often as someone getting a Diamond Paw Stamp of Approval.

you never use smiles whooo awww (alien toys from toy story)

That's basically what his point was anyways.

[targetman377]

In wolf years?

Out of curiosity how many Wolf years are there to a year?

Well wolves live shorter in the wild on average than a dog would in a house. I'd estimate about 8-10 wolf years per human year.

so on average little jimy boy he would be about 180 years old!

[strike wolf]

i read to eel and i got and had to go to the hold on one sec..... back from the bathroom

Despite what you may think target. Eel is delicious.

it was the first time i got to use the green smile eel

Enough with the smileys already!

what smiles??? this one or or , , , , , , , , , ,

I think target's life expectancy goes down with every smily he posts.

[targetman377]

On a side note I looked out the window and the ground is already covered in snow.

I consider people who get snow every year to be lucky. Apparently they disagree.

i love snow i love snow and i get it every year snow snow snow and more snow

[targetman377]

On a side note I looked out the window and the ground is already covered in snow.

I consider people who get snow every year to be lucky. Apparently they disagree.

It is work to shovel it all. although can be ok. It usually snows from Octobeer or September to May.

In Georgia it usually only snows from Never to Not this year.

lol suckers