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- Army of GOD
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Re: ConquerClub General Election
*chanting* Snorri, Snorri, Snorri, Snorri, Snorri...now where's my rum? lol...notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.

<Juan_Bottom>You're like the Barry Bonds of drinking. You don't need the practice you just do it because you like it.
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I'm a Maritimer.Timminz wrote:Are you Nova Scotian?notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.
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The rum bit gave you away.notyou2 wrote:I'm a Maritimer.Timminz wrote:Are you Nova Scotian?notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.
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I NOMINATE HECTER
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Muahaha I'm in the prairiesnotyou2 wrote:I'm a Maritimer.Timminz wrote:Are you Nova Scotian?notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.
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No rum for you!TheForgivenOne wrote:Muahaha I'm in the prairiesnotyou2 wrote:I'm a Maritimer.Timminz wrote:Are you Nova Scotian?notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.
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Love rum, it's in my veins you know.............Timminz wrote:The rum bit gave you away.notyou2 wrote:I'm a Maritimer.Timminz wrote:Are you Nova Scotian?notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.
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Timminz wrote:No rum for you!TheForgivenOne wrote:Muahaha I'm in the prairiesnotyou2 wrote:I'm a Maritimer.Timminz wrote:Are you Nova Scotian?notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election
Vodka is a sensible option.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Why thank you sir SnorriSnorri1234 wrote:Vodka is a sensible option.
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Whats the matter with rum?????
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notyou2 wrote:Whats the matter with rum?????
I was told i am not allowed to have Rum, since i am from the Prairies
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Re: ConquerClub General Election
Enough talk about the choice drink of the pirates!
We need more nominees!
We need more nominees!
mrswdk is a ho
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Great, but are you sure the nursing home will let him out after 7 pm?
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I read the first post, and nothing else:
there was no rule against nominating yourself,
so I nominate sinctheassasin
and there was no rule against nominating two times,
So I'm going to give out two nominations
therefore, combinding these two rules, we can conclude that there is no rule against nominating yourself twice,
so I nominate sinctheassasin again,
and therefore, get into the election
woah, looks like I'm on the ballot....
Please, just humor me
there was no rule against nominating yourself,
so I nominate sinctheassasin
and there was no rule against nominating two times,
So I'm going to give out two nominations
therefore, combinding these two rules, we can conclude that there is no rule against nominating yourself twice,
so I nominate sinctheassasin again,
and therefore, get into the election
woah, looks like I'm on the ballot....
Please, just humor me
Woop Woop, i love conquer club, why'd i leave for a year?
Who LIkes finishing what they started?

Who LIkes finishing what they started?

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Re: ConquerClub General Election
I nominate luns! 
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Good question; when does he finish looking after you there each day?notyou2 wrote:Great, but are you sure the nursing home will let him out after 7 pm?


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I'll give a nomination for hecter to speed this up, but we all know that Snorri has already won.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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Are they? That's news to me.Army of GOD wrote:Mods are supposed to be neutral!
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Maybe when we actually get off our lazy arses and put in some volunteer work hours so lack will keep giving us free premium. Other than that I don't know. /ironynotyou2 wrote:Are they? That's news to me.Army of GOD wrote:Mods are supposed to be neutral!
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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I said that in a thread a couple months back and I was roundly shouted down by mpjh, woodruff and others