the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Just finished Halo ODST and I rather enjoyed it. Took me a bit to get used to the controls having recently played Wolverine and Darkest of Days (which kind of sucks). But overall, it lived up to the Halo franchise.

I decided that to play halo I need to switch to something more resembling the Left 4 Dead controllers so that I don't accidently sticky everyone while trying to melee.

[muy_thaiguy]

Just finished Halo ODST and I rather enjoyed it. Took me a bit to get used to the controls having recently played Wolverine and Darkest of Days (which kind of sucks). But overall, it lived up to the Halo franchise.

I decided that to play halo I need to switch to something more resembling the Left 4 Dead controllers so that I don't accidently sticky everyone while trying to melee.

When I first started playing, I kept trying to press a buton so that I would reload faster. Ended up wasting grenades.

[jonesthecurl]

You saying wiccans are crazy?

I have not researched Wiccans enough to formulate an opinion.

The first time my godson was left with us it was so that the parents could go to PEWC (no, really) - the Pan-European Wiccan Convention.

[Lucarilover240]

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

The fact that Lucario is part jackal and therefore canine.

Yes that very information. It was provided generously or at least luckily earlier on so that i could reanalyze my previous statement to acquire the knowledge that would allow me to decide if my former statement should be altered accordingly as to show genuine fact. However that being stated it would appearr that my attempts to melt target's cerebrum specifically the frontal lobe has proven sucessful. Now if one was to inquire as to why I would perform such a hideous act of evil...I would have to tell them in upmost sincerity. Shits and giggles my friend. Shits and giggles.

Alright, that's it. I'm calling an exorcist.

[Lucarilover240]

Damn! I've been caught! (dives into nearby bomb shelter)

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*





SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

Yeah, the AK is a good gun. I've heard of someone who buried one, left it in the ground for a whole year, dug it up, and it still worked.

On another note, OHFUCK. (uses previously presented knowledge to create distraction)

*thinks he get off scotch free then cobra commander comes in and blast a boozka in his face from a helicopter!!!!

I'm part Irish. I am invulnerable to the boozka and all other booze based attacks.

[strike wolf]

Just finished Halo ODST and I rather enjoyed it. Took me a bit to get used to the controls having recently played Wolverine and Darkest of Days (which kind of sucks). But overall, it lived up to the Halo franchise.

I decided that to play halo I need to switch to something more resembling the Left 4 Dead controllers so that I don't accidently sticky everyone while trying to melee.

When I first started playing, I kept trying to press a buton so that I would reload faster. Ended up wasting grenades.

I keep joking with my friends when we're playing even now. "coming to help. Hope you don't mind getting stickied.."

[strike wolf]

You saying wiccans are crazy?

I have not researched Wiccans enough to formulate an opinion.

The first time my godson was left with us it was so that the parents could go to PEWC (no, really) - the Pan-European Wiccan Convention.

You saying you know something about Wiccans or just that you know people who are wiccans?

[strike wolf]

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

The fact that Lucario is part jackal and therefore canine.

Yes that very information. It was provided generously or at least luckily earlier on so that i could reanalyze my previous statement to acquire the knowledge that would allow me to decide if my former statement should be altered accordingly as to show genuine fact. However that being stated it would appearr that my attempts to melt target's cerebrum specifically the frontal lobe has proven sucessful. Now if one was to inquire as to why I would perform such a hideous act of evil...I would have to tell them in upmost sincerity. Shits and giggles my friend. Shits and giggles.

Alright, that's it. I'm calling an exorcist.

If you are trying to assert that my spirit and mind has been possessed by an unnatural possibly demonic being of unknown aura, than I am greatly sorry to inform you that your assumption is based on falsehood. this myriad of complex words and sentences is neither due to demon nor phantasm, simply me being a smart ass.

[strike wolf]

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*





SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

Yeah, the AK is a good gun. I've heard of someone who buried one, left it in the ground for a whole year, dug it up, and it still worked.

On another note, OHFUCK. (uses previously presented knowledge to create distraction)

*thinks he get off scotch free then cobra commander comes in and blast a boozka in his face from a helicopter!!!!

I'm part Irish. I am invulnerable to the boozka and all other booze based attacks.

*counts the money in your wallet*

Aww...why do I always end up stealing from the broke guy?

[jonesthecurl]

You saying wiccans are crazy?

I have not researched Wiccans enough to formulate an opinion.

The first time my godson was left with us it was so that the parents could go to PEWC (no, really) - the Pan-European Wiccan Convention.

You saying you know something about Wiccans or just that you know people who are wiccans?

I don't know a huge amount about it., but i've met quite a few. It seems no sillier than any other religion from what I can gather.

[strike wolf]

You saying we should all convert to wiccanity?

[jonesthecurl]

It's no less silly either.

I mean, anyone who can call their convention "PEWC" has to be two candles short of a sabbat.

[JoshyBoy]

I opened my eyes quickly this morning and the glue holding my eyes shut tore my lashes out.

Great night.

[strike wolf]

It's no less silly either.

I mean, anyone who can call their convention "PEWC" has to be two candles short of a sabbat.

That actually does make sense. by the way you never responded to that message I sent you.

[strike wolf]

I opened my eyes quickly this morning and the glue holding my eyes shut tore my lashes out.

Great night.

Your girlfriend pulling pranks on you again Joshy?

[jonesthecurl]

It's no less silly either.

I mean, anyone who can call their convention "PEWC" has to be two candles short of a sabbat.

That actually does make sense. by the way you never responded to that message I sent you.

You're right. Sorry.
It's a long while since i read that book, i'd have to reread to comment.
Incidentally, do you realize the significance of the mask which he wears? I mean, what sort of mask it is? (It occurred to me that this might not be obvious to non-brits)

[strike wolf]

It's no less silly either.

I mean, anyone who can call their convention "PEWC" has to be two candles short of a sabbat.

That actually does make sense. by the way you never responded to that message I sent you.

You're right. Sorry.
It's a long while since i read that book, i'd have to reread to comment.
Incidentally, do you realize the significance of the mask which he wears? I mean, what sort of mask it is? (It occurred to me that this might not be obvious to non-brits)

It's Guy Fawkes mask. I don't know all the details but I do know that on November 5th some odd centuries ago he tried to blow up the House of Parliament as protest of England turning away from Catholicism or something like that. I guess you can fill in the holes that I left out and correct any mistakes I made.

[jonesthecurl]

It's no less silly either.

I mean, anyone who can call their convention "PEWC" has to be two candles short of a sabbat.

That actually does make sense. by the way you never responded to that message I sent you.

You're right. Sorry.
It's a long while since i read that book, i'd have to reread to comment.
Incidentally, do you realize the significance of the mask which he wears? I mean, what sort of mask it is? (It occurred to me that this might not be obvious to non-brits)

It's Guy Fawkes mask. I don't know all the details but I do know that on November 5th some odd centuries ago he tried to blow up the House of Parliament as protest of England turning away from Catholicism or something like that. I guess you can fill in the holes that I left out and correct any mistakes I made.

No, you're good. it's just that we're throwing a Guy Fawkes party this year and nobody knew what we were on about. I don't think the allusion is to the religious thing, just the opposition to an oppressive government.

[muy_thaiguy]

Just finished Halo ODST and I rather enjoyed it. Took me a bit to get used to the controls having recently played Wolverine and Darkest of Days (which kind of sucks). But overall, it lived up to the Halo franchise.

I decided that to play halo I need to switch to something more resembling the Left 4 Dead controllers so that I don't accidently sticky everyone while trying to melee.

When I first started playing, I kept trying to press a buton so that I would reload faster. Ended up wasting grenades.

I keep joking with my friends when we're playing even now. "coming to help. Hope you don't mind getting stickied.."

Though, by the latter half of the game, I was blowing brutes away with the gravity hammer, popping grunts in the head with pistols (they finally brought the scope back for those!), blowing jackals up with grenades, and bitch slapping buggers with the brute shot.

[targetman377]

what new info???

The fact that Lucario is part jackal and therefore canine.

i really hate to tell you this cause i dont know if you know it yet LUCARIO IS A CARTOON CHARIOTEER HE IS NOT REAL!!!!

...said the elephant to the wolf...

what elephants are real!!! what is your point

[targetman377]

nope it will probably be in my epic posting sprees

Target. If you actually do have page 3000 all to yourself. I probably will never say another word to you. that or I'll address you as jackass and various other insults.

lol you think i would be that big of a jackass??? really?????????


well thanks

Not really just warning you in case that thought crosses your mind.

never why would i fill up the page with a whole bunch of

[targetman377]

a new blue moon

I don't like that answer. it should be called a red moon.

what about a gold moon?

red because the opposite of blue is red. Plus if it was a gold moon that would be gold and blue. Which is too close to gold and navy. My least favorite team in the country wears those colors.[/quote]

whats wrong with nortra dame??

[targetman377]

He's saying that he can't forgive himself for giving a furry an opportunity to take over the world.

Azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzctually that is in no visible way what I have proclaimed. What I mean to say is that it's time reevaluate my statement analyzing it to make sure that it is completely 100% accurate rather than perhaps only being 99.9% accurate. Actually the very concept that when this political felinian upheaval is finished that one such as you would attain the generous status of leader of the world disregarding whatever rebellions would rise up to fight this is simply laughable. In the reality that I have crafted with my own two hands, it would be that would siege the marbled throne siezing it from the evil feline ruler that currently sits on that royal platform.

oh sorry i must have dozed off again

that's fine. I know those words are a bit big for someone grammatically challenged to comprehend.

oh really!!! or i just understand them and i am just way to lazy to comment with big words

[targetman377]

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*





SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

Yeah, the AK is a good gun. I've heard of someone who buried one, left it in the ground for a whole year, dug it up, and it still worked.

On another note, OHFUCK. (uses previously presented knowledge to create distraction)

*thinks he get off scotch free then cobra commander comes in and blast a boozka in his face from a helicopter!!!!

*wathches luc dodge right towards me as I steal his wallet and run off.* JACKPOT!

Good work guys that was a team effort i like the boozka part that was awesome cobra commander!!!

[targetman377]

Not much activity in here.

really i think there was alot