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[strike wolf]

Just checked: We are now less than 5000 away from that other thread (that is currently on page 2).

We're also closing in on page 3000.

Who will get to be on that magical page?

It'll probably be in the middle of one of my epic posting sprees

nope it will probably be in my epic posting sprees

Target. If you actually do have page 3000 all to yourself. I probably will never say another word to you. that or I'll address you as jackass and various other insults.

[strike wolf]

It's time for the wolf's retro post of the week

This week's retro post is my first ever post of the week which is as follows:

Time for Strike's random question of the week.

So I was thinking. If two full moons occur in the same month, the second is called a blue moon right? So what if two new moons occur in the same month? What is the second new moon called?

This has been Strike's random question of the week.

This was posted on November 16th, 2008 on page 2092. So in a little under 11 months this thread has moved 883 pages or less than 3 pages per day.

By the way, I don't think this was ever answered.

The Wolf has Spoken.

a new blue moon

I don't like that answer. it should be called a red moon.

[strike wolf]

WHen you need a treaty, who do you call? *chorus* Call Jay!

when you need a good treaty who do you call??? not jay!!!!

When there somethin strange...going on in England. who can ya call?

(chorus) Sherlock Holmes!

See luc got it.

[Lucarilover240]

no that does not mean furries are one step closer to taking over the world

Ah, but Lucario, being part jackal, is, in effect, a canine. *ahem* (monocle)

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

You will never be able to make your posts less comprehensible than Target's. No matter how hard you try...

[strike wolf]

no that does not mean furries are one step closer to taking over the world

Ah, but Lucario, being part jackal, is, in effect, a canine. *ahem* (monocle)

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

He's saying that he can't forgive himself for giving a furry an opportunity to take over the world.

Actually that is in no visible way what I have proclaimed. What I mean to say is that it's time reevaluate my statement analyzing it to make sure that it is completely 100% accurate rather than perhaps only being 99.9% accurate. Actually the very concept that when this political felinian upheaval is finished that one such as you would attain the generous status of leader of the world disregarding whatever rebellions would rise up to fight this is simply laughable. In the reality that I have crafted with my own two hands, it would be that would siege the marbled throne siezing it from the evil feline ruler that currently sits on that royal platform.

[Lucarilover240]

It was Luc. He did it this time.

Damn! I've been caught! (dives into nearby bomb shelter)

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*







































































SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

Yeah, the AK is a good gun. I've heard of someone who buried one, left it in the ground for a whole year, dug it up, and it still worked.

On another note, OHFUCK. (uses previously presented knowledge to create distraction)

[Lucarilover240]

It was Luc. He did it this time.

Damn! I've been caught! (dives into nearby bomb shelter)

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*

SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

I wouldn't call you old fashioned. Everygun expert I know still says that's one of the best guns out there.

Hell, the Taliban still use 'em.

[Lucarilover240]

lucri had fun playing call of duty. by the way i hate that first map we played and you are sick at sniping! cant wait to play again

Yes, I did enjoy destroying you 70 to nothing.

Was it really that bad? *thinks back to when he played target and beat him 85 to nothing in a different game*

I beat target 215 to 0 and I was asleep when it happened...

what are you all taking about

'Tis called sarcasm, my dear boy.

[Lucarilover240]

Ah, but Lucario, being part jackal, is, in effect, a canine. *ahem* (monocle)

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

The fact that Lucario is part jackal and therefore canine.

[Lucarilover240]

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

The new possibly irrelevant information provided to a lupine thread member brought to me by a certain mammalian demi-caninian video game morph that has the latent potential to cause me to deviate from my former position and create a new yet most probably highly similar statement as to fully correct my position in the matter at hand.

I think you're overloading my brain...

[strike wolf]

Ah, but Lucario, being part jackal, is, in effect, a canine. *ahem* (monocle)

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

You will never be able to make your posts less comprehensible than Target's. No matter how hard you try...

Looking over the information given to me I would rank what you say as true especially with my desire to remain at least mostly grammatically adequate in every available facet of the English grammatical language allowed. That being stated, the information you provide in your statement would imply if not directly state as fact that I am trying to make my posts as incomprehensible perhaps even more incomprehensible than those presented to us by target, the king of misspelling and grammatical erroneousness. That in it's very simplest form veers sharply from the truth of why I have made these last few statements.

[strike wolf]

It was Luc. He did it this time.

Damn! I've been caught! (dives into nearby bomb shelter)

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*

SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

Yeah, the AK is a good gun. I've heard of someone who buried one, left it in the ground for a whole year, dug it up, and it still worked.

On another note, OHFUCK. (uses previously presented knowledge to create distraction)

That could quite possibly be true given the dependibility of that gun.

[strike wolf]

Damn! I've been caught! (dives into nearby bomb shelter)

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*

SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

I wouldn't call you old fashioned. Everygun expert I know still says that's one of the best guns out there.

Hell, the Taliban still use 'em.

It's my gun of choice when I've got a bunch of assassination targets all in the same room.

[strike wolf]

Yes, I did enjoy destroying you 70 to nothing.

Was it really that bad? *thinks back to when he played target and beat him 85 to nothing in a different game*

I beat target 215 to 0 and I was asleep when it happened...

what are you all taking about

'Tis called sarcasm, my dear boy.

or the truth depending on how you look at it.

[strike wolf]

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

The fact that Lucario is part jackal and therefore canine.

Yes that very information. It was provided generously or at least luckily earlier on so that i could reanalyze my previous statement to acquire the knowledge that would allow me to decide if my former statement should be altered accordingly as to show genuine fact. However that being stated it would appearr that my attempts to melt target's cerebrum specifically the frontal lobe has proven sucessful. Now if one was to inquire as to why I would perform such a hideous act of evil...I would have to tell them in upmost sincerity. Shits and giggles my friend. Shits and giggles.

[strike wolf]

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

The new possibly irrelevant information provided to a lupine thread member brought to me by a certain mammalian demi-caninian video game morph that has the latent potential to cause me to deviate from my former position and create a new yet most probably highly similar statement as to fully correct my position in the matter at hand.

I think you're overloading my brain...

I must admit that the attempt to overload your cerebrum was in the very truest form the aim and goal of the matter. The truth of the matter is however that everything I said made sense if you take the time and careful effort to translate it into simpler english words yet still maintain the originally intended meaning.

[strike wolf]

That being said. I hope I didn't break both Luc and target in one sitting.

[jonesthecurl]

Should that have indeed been the outcome of said exercise, i would venture to opine that your fundamental orifice is the prime emitter of solar radiation.

[strike wolf]

Should that have indeed been the outcome of said exercise, i would venture to opine that your fundamental orifice is the prime emitter of solar radiation.

This gets the wolf's Silver Paw Stamp of Approval.

I never thought of it that way but...yeah, maybe you're right.

[strike wolf]

Now it would normally look like I broke target and luc but what I think really happened is that both realized they were on at the same time and went off to play against each other in COD

[AndyDufresne]

**Eats a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

**Eats a banana**


--Andy

Want a taco with that banana?

*eats a melon*

[autoload]

I'm in.

[autoload]

Taking up many multiple posts on a Landmark Page can be, hm, unfortunate. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Andy!

[autoload]

It's time for the wolf's retro post of the week

This week's retro post is my first ever post of the week which is as follows:

Time for Strike's random question of the week.

So I was thinking. If two full moons occur in the same month, the second is called a blue moon right? So what if two new moons occur in the same month? What is the second new moon called?

This has been Strike's random question of the week.

This was posted on November 16th, 2008 on page 2092. So in a little under 11 months this thread has moved 883 pages or less than 3 pages per day.

By the way, I don't think this was ever answered.

The Wolf has Spoken.

To Wiccans, the second New Moon is called the Black Moon, and any magic worked during that period is deemed to be especially powerful.