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[strike wolf]

Not much activity in here.

LIES!!!!!

Now you're calling him a liar too!

THOU MUST NOT LIE!!!!!! OR WE SHALL BURN YOU AT THE STAKE!!!!


(Like i said drunk don't hate.)

I really wish you had misspelled a couple words here it would have been a perfect set up.

[strike wolf]

Why would you bring that outside your crazy!!!!!!

If it was me I'd be guarding that thing 24-7. I'd have it set up above the fire place in a plexi-glass box.

[targetman377]

So today was a good day!!!!!!

Ok Ice Cube...

today was a good day

Just because you got famous doesn't mean you can rub it in your faces by quoting yourself Ice Cube!

can someone explain the refrance to me i don't listen to rap

[AndyDufresne]

Just eat a banana and be happy. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[Lucarilover240]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

True. But than we had a two month period without any missions.

Maybe, but considering the ammount of things you can't tell us about, I'm sure there was something going on. It's just like the government and their ficticious Area 51, stealth bombers, submarines, nukes, pla-(Signal is mysteriously cut off)

[Lucarilover240]

Well, a losing streak has brought me down to Private 1st class. Damn.

I've been having a bit of touggh luck too. However I'm playing a San Francisco game that should turn it around. Right now I control half the map and have enough troops that I can start my end game play.

Best of luck to you then.

[Lucarilover240]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

Crossbow?

[Lucarilover240]

Wrong. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy hasn't proven it's 42. Now we just need to understand what actually equals 42.

The estimated amount of regular posters in the Off Topics forum?

Dear god! I think you just solved it.

So the meaning of life is to post in the off-topic section of the forums?

is that a question???? cause you just stated a fact and put a question mark at the end. i am so confused

I was making a pointless attempt to get confirmation from someone.

[Lucarilover240]

Well, another astounding victory.
Small map (France), doubles, two teams. We had a good drop, followed by abysmal dice which left my partner so weak I'd have taken him out myself for his four cards(if the dice hadn't prevented me) - he had 2 terits left, 1 army each.
Next time I'm up, I've been reduced to 1 terit, 1 army.

WE WON!

Game 5556995

Holy crap, that's awesome.

[Lucarilover240]

I can read the word "To" and the "#34" part, but other than that, I can't read whose signature that is. And even if I could read the name, I'd probably have no idea who it was. (I'm not a big sports person)
I can't help but notice that the majority of big-time sports players autographs are just vague scribbles.

[Lucarilover240]

He did call me a cockknocker while signing the autograph but butt muncher never came up.

[Lucarilover240]

His army of wolves?

My army of wolves is currently on vacation. However I do have a few "presents" hidden in cobra commander's hideout

yeah there actually my army! i gave him some of my army so his army could go on vacation.

yeah my wolves had been working hard lately, figured they deserved a vacation. Thanks for the loanees target.

Any time.

(p.s I am responding to all of these post drunk sorry.)

Oh, boy. Target trying to spell while drunk. This should be fun.

[strike wolf]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

True. But than we had a two month period without any missions.

Maybe, but considering the ammount of things you can't tell us about, I'm sure there was something going on. It's just like the government and their ficticious Area 51, stealth bombers, submarines, nukes, pla-(Signal is mysteriously cut off)

Area 51 does exist but it's just an empty cellar distracting the conspiracy masses from the real area they should be interested in.

[strike wolf]

Well, a losing streak has brought me down to Private 1st class. Damn.

I've been having a bit of touggh luck too. However I'm playing a San Francisco game that should turn it around. Right now I control half the map and have enough troops that I can start my end game play.

Best of luck to you then.

I just won that game. It took a while because red and yellow had a lot of fortifications so I couldn't just roll through the map at will but once I got Corte Madera it was a good as game.

[strike wolf]

I can read the word "To" and the "#34" part, but other than that, I can't read whose signature that is. And even if I could read the name, I'd probably have no idea who it was. (I'm not a big sports person)
I can't help but notice that the majority of big-time sports players autographs are just vague scribbles.

Herschell Walker. One of the greatest players to ever grace college football. If he had been able to stay for his senior season he could have shattered the college carreer rushing record.

[strike wolf]

My army of wolves is currently on vacation. However I do have a few "presents" hidden in cobra commander's hideout

yeah there actually my army! i gave him some of my army so his army could go on vacation.

yeah my wolves had been working hard lately, figured they deserved a vacation. Thanks for the loanees target.

Any time.

(p.s I am responding to all of these post drunk sorry.)

Oh, boy. Target trying to spell while drunk. This should be fun.

Actually we call it the miracle of drunkeness. Target spells better when he is drunk.

[Quirk]

Area 51 does exist but it's just an empty cellar distracting the conspiracy masses from the real area they should be interested in.

My crotch?

[targetman377]

Yeah, what's up with that?

i explained that

Not adequately.

LIES!!! I SAY LIES!!!!

Don't be ridiculous?

me never, NEVER!!!!

[targetman377]

we were caught off guard.

Well that's why we have a cost guard!!!!

yeah I know you hired one but all he ever does is stop me from shopping at Walmart.

lol i will give him a raise for is good job.

[targetman377]

Not much activity in here.

LIES!!!!!

Now you're calling him a liar too!

THOU MUST NOT LIE!!!!!! OR WE SHALL BURN YOU AT THE STAKE!!!!


(Like i said drunk don't hate.)

I really wish you had misspelled a couple words here it would have been a perfect set up.

like i said i am better at English while i am drunk weird i know.

[targetman377]

Why would you bring that outside your crazy!!!!!!

If it was me I'd be guarding that thing 24-7. I'd have it set up above the fire place in a plexi-glass box.

Thats a fired hazard i would keep it in the freezer, it's the safest place for it really it is.

[targetman377]

Just eat a banana and be happy. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

ok, yum yum bananana

[targetman377]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

Crossbow?

i used that first and he did not come too. he does not know about that

[targetman377]

So the meaning of life is to post in the off-topic section of the forums?

is that a question???? cause you just stated a fact and put a question mark at the end. i am so confused

I was making a pointless attempt to get confirmation from someone.

ok well there is you confirmation for you.

[targetman377]

Any time.

(p.s I am responding to all of these post drunk sorry.)

Oh, boy. Target trying to spell while drunk. This should be fun.

Actually we call it the miracle of drunkeness. Target spells better when he is drunk.