owenshooter's private messaging addiction

[King_Herpes]

This is a thread in which we can all come together in harmonious laughter. With the permission of owenshooter himself this is sure to entertain the masses. While we await his arrival and before he bestows on us his personal blessing I encourage the whole community to make a private owen archive in your inbox.

Then once the topic gains steam we can all slap our knees and recycle milk through our noses as we laugh about how ridiculously inevetible it is to recieve a private reply from the man himself. Sure to be countless posts to come that will provoke a response from shooter and now we have a home for them all.

Some of you may have already saved some tasty little morsels from the past and he and I would be delighted if you were to share them right here. Yes I'm speaking on his behalf but that's only because I know he would enjoy some limelight.

Ex.

Subject: Apology

I will not be checking back to read the comments or make responses for that matter.

wow, this is really a huge step on your part, i applaud you. however, stating that you won't check back to see the responses makes one wonder why anyone you have offended will bother to post... i think you should read the responses... you don't have to respond to them all, but you have offended many members, and adversely affected this site countless times due to your irrational and abusive behaviour within games. people lose the right to post in the forums for far less than you have done, and you continually skated by. an apology is a great start, i just hope it is sincere and that you can stay out of C&A... good luck...-0

You just typed that for no reason.

just enticing him to come back.-0

[lord voldemort]

oooh this is exciting i wish i saved mine..id have 20-30 +

[King_Herpes]

i like square butts

Sent: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:29 pm
From: owenshooter
To: King_Herpes
extended:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AempLP7Qji8

commercial with sir-mix-a-lot, "booty is booty"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcEPAqR3 ... re=related

i saw this last night, and my kid shouts out, "that is the guy from conquer club"... yeah, a bk commercial so damn cool, you just may like it... square asses? sponge bob? it has it all..-0

This one came out of left field and can't recall what enticed the response. Just being friendly I know but like all of his p.m.'s they only come after you post something in the forums. It's like he has an automatic return to sender button on his keyboard or something. I have a feeling that there are some real gems out there. All in jest shooter, you know I got mad dude love for you.

[jefjef]

Dear Miss jefjef,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of
the Adjutant General of Minnessotta that you are the mother of one
son who died gloriously on the field of battle.

I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should
attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I
cannot refrain from tendering you the consolation that may be found in
the thanks of the Conquer Club Team they died trying to save.

I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your
bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and
lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a
sacrifice upon the altar of freedom.

Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

O.

p.s.-a bit of US historical fun, maybe you'll get it maybe you won't. either way, it is to your mother, maybe that hint will help...

I was greatly touched (or maybe it's just owen who was touched) This was sent to me in re of the "troll" C & A thread.

[King_Herpes]

This is going to make me pee my pants for sure.

[lord voldemort]

Looking over the last few...they are flames directed at certain members.

[ronsizzle]

Looking over the last few...they are flames directed at certain members.

go somewhere else with that dude.

there are no flames here.

move along.

[elfish_lad]

I would say something... but I don't have permission.

Sorry.

[King_Herpes]

Looking over the last few...they are flames directed at certain members.

Well than why not private message him asking his permission to place those individual treats in their new found home, in turn generating more private messages to fuel the fire? Win win.

[whitestazn88]

i've had some good ones

[demonfork]

He has sent me in the neighborhood of 10-15 of em although I'm sad to say that I haven't received any in a while

[happy2seeyou]

If I saved all the messages from Owen, CC would operate slower. I normally read his messages, have a little giggle then drink a 40 for my homies

[lord voldemort]

If I saved all the messages from Owen, CC would operate slower. I normally read his messages, have a little giggle then drink a 40 for my homies

i wish i was on facebook so i could like this post

[whitestazn88]

If I saved all the messages from Owen, CC would operate slower. I normally read his messages, have a little giggle then drink a 40 for my homies

i wish i was on facebook so i could like this post

agreed

[Kotaro]

His PM addiction is almost as bad as your "insert random sexual joke that no one laughs at in every thread in the forum" addiction.

New Social Group - Addiction Help Group

[Neoteny]

Alas, none saved.

[King_Herpes]

Bad idea, King Herpes, really bad idea to post that one.

Regards, Optimus Prime

[King_Herpes]

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[colton24]

You bigoted little piece of flem. You provincial piece of dried up dung.

[Timminz]

That was a classic (KH's, not cotton). Here's the only one I could find that isn't likely to piss off a bunch of people.

Subject: Worst luck ever

benjicat... enough said... nobody can top that bit of bad luck...-0

pssst

there's a K in there

why are you pm'ing me? you are on the hit list and i don't want to go down due to association... ha!!!-0

[the.killing.44]

You bigoted little piece of flem. You provincial piece of dried up dung.

Made up. Owen doesn't use capitals, doesn't use double spaces, doesn't use single periods. He always ends with .(..)-0

[jefjef]

again, I grew up in Germany, the "n" word as you are using it does not exist in the proper German language. It is "neger", and this user is from America!!! If you can't see why this username is offensive, I simply cannot help you...-0

HUH. I seem to see Caps. You sure he never uses caps? I also see a single period. HUH. OK...

Edit: I highly doubt colton could have spelled half of that correctly.

[ronsizzle]

was that kiddicus maximus that called him nshooter?

or am i thinking of someone else?

[Timminz]

was that kiddicus maximus that called him nshooter?

or am i thinking of someone else?

Wasn't it Reminisco?

[the.killing.44]

again, I grew up in Germany, the "n" word as you are using it does not exist in the proper German language. It is "neger", and this user is from America!!! If you can't see why this username is offensive, I simply cannot help you...-0

HUH. I seem to see Caps. You sure he never uses caps? I also see a single period. HUH. OK...

Edit: I highly doubt colton could have spelled half of that correctly.

Sorry, can't tell if this post is being serious or not.