the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:32 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Well i had my sunny delight today! it was very good and tasty i am all done with it so now i am sad. Hey lone wolf maybe that's what it is i am better at English when i have some sunny D. You think that might be the cause of my sudden rash of being competent writer?
Jesus Christ, Sunny D is conducting genetic experiments on the populace! I can't believe we didn't see this coming!
i like sunny d that i would be ok with that. after all there company makes something that good how can we not trust them?

There CEO is on our to be assassinated list. with respect to you liking Sunny D he hasn't yet been transferred to the already assassinated list.

Hence why i am keeping him around as long as possible. After can't wait any more i will black mail him tell i get a life time supply of SUNNY D!!!!!!

Can't let you do that. If you black mail him into giving you a lifetime supply shortly before he has his "accident". People may start asking questions.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:32 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
it's butter isn't it?

what *******screams over engine*** WAIT I CANT HERE YOU HOLD ON THE BUTTER TRUCK NEEDS TO TURN OFF IT'S ENGINE HOLD ON.

I'll keep it secret for 50 bucks.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:33 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well today i played some frisbee golf it was great!!!!
Geek golf? That's wonderful!

i would say after playing it pot golf/ pot head golf
How much ganja was there?

This course I played not that much, however some course i play A LOT.

*pretends to not understand*

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:34 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:It with sad news to report that i have been accused of flaming, spamming and also Baiting. i do not know the outcome of all of this but i may get banned. you see i have never been banned before or accused so i do not know how these things go. i have pm Andy and that is all i will say in my defence and i want to keep it privt however i would like you all to know what could happen

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =5&t=95806
You'll get off because they won't be able to decipher your post.

$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ my bad spelling saves the day $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

what now bitches
It's too bad you're making such an effort to correct it when it's saving you.

i kown soulhd i go bcak to my old wyas??? i maen who can uderstand tihs psot. but you wnana konw smoithg ralely sarcy is you olny need the Fsirt and the lsat ltter in there crorcet sopt to be albe to unsnrdtad it.

*pretends not to understand again*

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:now i like to post a great job for moving this thread along!!!!!!! we are now 474 pages away from @%#$%@#$% thread. not to be confused of course with @#%@#^@^ as we all know and hate her singing
The correct way to say @%#$%!#$% is $@%#$%!#$%. And the correct way of saying the second one is &@#%@#^@^

ohhh sorry can you forgive me.

*looks into the mercy file on his computer*

File not found

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:36 pm

targetman377 wrote:And that's the way it is.

w00t! the old catchphrase is back.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:36 pm

2dimes wrote:Occasionally NSFW huh?

This post gets my seal of approval

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:37 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Fucked in the ass?
With an 18" dildo?
No, an 18" red hot steel pipe.

Wrapped in sandpaper?
Saltpaper.

wettened with sufuric acid?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:37 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:A trilogy of team game tales:

To recap:
part 1 - eliminated from doubles game, my partner wins without me.
part 2 - joins quad game, red turns up for one move in three, gtreen doesn't turn up at all, we're dead.

And now (drum roll please)

Part three - triples game. Both my partners are eliminated, all three of team two are still in. I am down to about three territories. I WIN!

You won? was this escalating or something?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:38 pm

autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Note: I just checked - it was 4 terits. Did i mention each of 'em had just 1 army in?
Game number please? I don't know how you did it, but it sounds impressive on the surface.

Probably Round 295 and he got a card set worth 5000 troops and wiped the floor with them.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:39 pm

autoload wrote:I think we need to keep that picture up for a while.

Are you thinking there might be a new thread picture?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:07 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:I think we need to keep that picture up for a while.
Are you thinking there might be a new thread picture?

Just don't let lucari see it without cat ears!

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:09 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:I think we need to keep that picture up for a while.
Are you thinking there might be a new thread picture?
Just don't let lucari see it without cat ears!

He has his women, we have ours.

sailorc · Post by **sailorc** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:46 pm

I am really bored.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:02 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Note: I just checked - it was 4 terits. Did i mention each of 'em had just 1 army in?
Game number please? I don't know how you did it, but it sounds impressive on the surface.
Both of my partners were cooks too.
I was very lucky - one of my opponents missed a turn, and the other other guy had 4 cards but no set: Nevertheless, I think it woulda been my game anyhow.

Game 5455808

Not bad.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:03 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:With an 18" dildo?
No, an 18" red hot steel pipe.

Wrapped in sandpaper?
Saltpaper.
wettened with sufuric acid?

Whatever it is can only have 5 things attached... much like the quotes in this post...

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:05 pm

sailorc wrote:I am really bored.

Get out of our thread with that attitude... NOW.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:05 pm

I'm out.

sailorc · Post by **sailorc** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:03 pm

autoload wrote:
sailorc wrote:I am really bored.
Get out of our thread with that attitude... NOW.

Is there something wrong with being bored?

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:47 pm

2dimes wrote:Occasionally NSFW huh?

This has my vote as the new thread picture.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:50 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
it's butter isn't it?

what *******screams over engine*** WAIT I CANT HERE YOU HOLD ON THE BUTTER TRUCK NEEDS TO TURN OFF IT'S ENGINE HOLD ON.
I'll keep it secret for 50 bucks.

yeah, the butter is a secret. don't spread it.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:11 pm

autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Note: I just checked - it was 4 terits. Did i mention each of 'em had just 1 army in?
Game number please? I don't know how you did it, but it sounds impressive on the surface.
Both of my partners were cooks too.
I was very lucky - one of my opponents missed a turn, and the other other guy had 4 cards but no set: Nevertheless, I think it woulda been my game anyhow.

Game 5455808
Not bad.

What are you, studying the art of British understatement?
"Not bad", my sainted grandma's arse. That was brilliant.

PS, Wolf, it was round 5 and my set was worth 10.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:38 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:I think we need to keep that picture up for a while.
Are you thinking there might be a new thread picture?
Just don't let lucari see it without cat ears!

Dear god man!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:38 am

2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:I think we need to keep that picture up for a while.
Are you thinking there might be a new thread picture?
Just don't let lucari see it without cat ears!
He has his women, we have ours.

Can't we all just get along?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:39 am

sailorc wrote:I am really bored.

OMG! It's a ghost!

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