the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

It with sad news to report that i have been accused of flaming, spamming and also Baiting. i do not know the outcome of all of this but i may get banned. you see i have never been banned before or accused so i do not know how these things go. i have pm Andy and that is all i will say in my defence and i want to keep it privt however i would like you all to know what could happen

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =5&t=95806

You'll get off because they won't be able to decipher your post.

Hopefully, if not I think that he'll be warned or at most given a one day ban.

[strike wolf]

quirk i bought one after finding out i was accused and now i feel all warm/fuzzy and all happy inside

Don't let your girlfriend see with that! She'll have a hissy fit and replace you with it!

She probably already have.

I gave her one as an early Christmas present.

[strike wolf]

I'm out.

Sigh. it's a sad day to see auto so banged up.

Are you sure you put him back together correctly? He seems to be on the fritz lately.

hey, strike - when you put him back together you missed a bit [holds up something pink] - I don't know where this bit is supposed to go.

If it is less than 1 inch long then I know where it goes.

*measures*

Yep that's the one,.

[strike wolf]

I just tidied up the freezer and my hands are v v cold!
If clapper shows up flashing again, she'll get an icy goosing!

On the other hand if she's suffering a heat stroke you can help her out.

[strike wolf]

Well i had my sunny delight today! it was very good and tasty i am all done with it so now i am sad. Hey lone wolf maybe that's what it is i am better at English when i have some sunny D. You think that might be the cause of my sudden rash of being competent writer?

Jesus Christ, Sunny D is conducting genetic experiments on the populace! I can't believe we didn't see this coming!

i like sunny d that i would be ok with that. after all there company makes something that good how can we not trust them?

There CEO is on our to be assassinated list. with respect to you liking Sunny D he hasn't yet been transferred to the already assassinated list.

[strike wolf]

Your right my love goes into each and every kernel.




Oh yeah and replacing the popcorn salt with coke does help a little.

You do that too? last I checked your secret ingredient was plain ordinary drinking water...


Laced with trace amounts of LSD.

I guess that's what the "love" is.

DAM, you got 3 of my 4 secret ingredients but you will not get the last and most important. EVER never ever in a million years will i tell you.

A delicate mixture of shrooms and acid(the drug)?

nope you will never get it out of me.

it's butter isn't it?

[strike wolf]

You do that too? last I checked your secret ingredient was plain ordinary drinking water...


Laced with trace amounts of LSD.

I guess that's what the "love" is.

DAM, you got 3 of my 4 secret ingredients but you will not get the last and most important. EVER never ever in a million years will i tell you.

A delicate mixture of shrooms and acid(the drug)?

Umm acid=LSD?

*HEY!!!! target where do you want this truckload full of BUTTER???????????????? you can but it in the back* **looks around for any who might of herd then runs away*

Told you I was right.

[strike wolf]

well today i played some frisbee golf it was great!!!!

Geek golf? That's wonderful!

i would say after playing it pot golf/ pot head golf

How much ganja was there?

[strike wolf]

It with sad news to report that i have been accused of flaming, spamming and also Baiting. i do not know the outcome of all of this but i may get banned. you see i have never been banned before or accused so i do not know how these things go. i have pm Andy and that is all i will say in my defence and i want to keep it privt however i would like you all to know what could happen

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =5&t=95806

You'll get off because they won't be able to decipher your post.

my bad spelling saves the day


what now bitches

It's too bad you're making such an effort to correct it when it's saving you.

[strike wolf]

now i like to post a great job for moving this thread along!!!!!!! we are now 474 pages away from @%#$%@#$% thread. not to be confused of course with @#%@#^@^ as we all know and hate her singing

The correct way to say @%#$%!#$% is $@%#$%!#$%. And the correct way of saying the second one is &@#%@#^@^

[strike wolf]

you are the weakest link .... GOODBYE

Is this your newest catchphrase? I liked your other one better.

[strike wolf]

**Eats a banana for breakfast**


--Andy

Are you lending target a hand with his accusation? No? How about a banana?

[strike wolf]

**Eats a banana for breakfast**


--Andy

What about a banana sandwich in banana bread with banana butter?

I think you just made Andy jizz himself.

[strike wolf]

I just saw the Spirit and it really sucked despite a couple of comedic moments.

[strike wolf]

now i like to post a great job for moving this thread along!!!!!!! we are now 474 pages away from @%#$%@#$% thread. not to be confused of course with @#%@#^@^ as we all know and hate her singing

Wow, we're really that close? Good work, everyone.

Getting closer all the time.

[strike wolf]

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm yeah yeah
Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea, oh what's becoming of me
Ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean oh don't you see what I mean
Gotta get away holy diver yeah
Got shiny diamonds, like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue, something is coming for you look out
Race for the morning, you can hide in the sun 'till you see the light, oh we will pray it's all right
Gotta get away get away
Between the velvet lies there's a truth that's hard as steel yeah
The vision never dies, life's a never ending wheel, say
Holy diver, you're the star of the masquerade, no need to look so afraid, jump jump
Jump on the tiger, you can feel his heart but you know he's mean, some light can never be seen, yeah
Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea, oh what's becoming of me, no no
Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean, oh don't you see what I mean
Gotta get away get away gotta get away get away
Holy diver sole survivor, your honour's clean
Holy diver, holy diver never, cut in the middle comin' after you, holy diver
Oh holy diver yeah alright get away get away get away
Holy diver holy diver whoa holy diver hmm hmm hmm hmm

Good song though as I remember it gets a bit repetitive at parts.

[strike wolf]

now i like to post a great job for moving this thread along!!!!!!! we are now 474 pages away from @%#$%@#$% thread. not to be confused of course with @#%@#^@^ as we all know and hate her singing

Wow, we're really that close? Good work, everyone.

Getting closer all the time.

I don't usually comment on my own posts but this may be among the best posts to start a page off ever.

[autoload]

Me too.

I'm in.

[autoload]

**Eats a banana for breakfast**


--Andy

Andy!

[autoload]

Me too, before it was butchered.

Butchered is such a strong word. Can't you go a little bit stronger?

Fucked in the ass?

[autoload]

now i like to post a great job for moving this thread along!!!!!!! we are now 474 pages away from @%#$%@#$% thread. not to be confused of course with @#%@#^@^ as we all know and hate her singing

Wow, we're really that close? Good work, everyone.

Getting closer all the time.

And closer yet after this post...

[strike wolf]

Me too, before it was butchered.

Butchered is such a strong word. Can't you go a little bit stronger?

Fucked in the ass?

With an 18" dildo?

[strike wolf]

now i like to post a great job for moving this thread along!!!!!!! we are now 474 pages away from @%#$%@#$% thread. not to be confused of course with @#%@#^@^ as we all know and hate her singing

Wow, we're really that close? Good work, everyone.

Getting closer all the time.

And closer yet after this post...

Yes yes we are.

[autoload]

Me too, before it was butchered.

Butchered is such a strong word. Can't you go a little bit stronger?

Fucked in the ass?

With an 18" dildo?

No, an 18" red hot steel pipe.

[autoload]

I'm out.