Write a paragraph on the person above you

by **sinctheassasin** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:33 am

Write a paragraph on the person above you

It's that simple!

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by **Martin Ronne** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:53 pm

"A paragraph on the person above you."

by **sinctheassasin** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:10 pm

" a paragraph on the person above you"

heh heh, smart ass, you catch on quick =D>

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:37 pm

Sinctheassasin, a man? Or a god?

Sinctheassasin never lived the simple life. He grew up in a small town, but quickly rose as a squire to the great King Arthur. His military career became first known in the French and Indian War, but became greatly famous as the leading general in the American Revolution. His efforts to steal Helen from the mighty Menelaus proved to be futile, as he eventually lost the Battle of Waterloo and was banished to live in Rosie O'Donnell's stomach.

I think.

by **Votanic** on Thu Oct 31, 2024 9:26 pm

Even from its time in the womb as a relatively bloated and distended foetus, AoG knew that it always wanted to be the gender that it currently was not. This revelation led to having 34 sequential sex-change operations, each with evermore diminishing returns. Finally, this transmaniacal vicious circle came to a sudden stop when the last available surgeon ordered AoG out of his office, regardless of ever how much it was willing to spend to be surgically sliced and diced one more time. In any case, AoG had by that point forgotten what gender it was anyway, and since their was no longer any anatomical or psychological way of making a redetermination of this, it chose to spend its final days modeling as vaguerly eroticized deli meat, ... and of course, posting on the OT forums.