the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

*Hits Hecter over the head with canister of holy water.* BAD Hecter.

Hmm...maybe I need to explain the holy water. Oh well. Anyways, what's going on with you guys today?

is this your first use of holy water??????????

It might be. It;s been so long I don't remember it's mystical origins. that and the next day I was neuralized by the MIB.

that was used after the ONE time i used the forbidden word to this day i have never posted there

Ah I remember now. No that wa long after the holy water was introduced.

[muy_thaiguy]

20 now. Hoping to get promoted to Ichkyu soon though it loioks like that's nto gonna happen for at least another few months...

I'm just over a month older then you.

[strike wolf]

I do not want to be around when strike wolf reads what was just posted above.

Don't worry, I've already spiked their drinks with holy water to flush out those nasty demons.

This appears to be the first use of holy water though I had thought it extended back farther than this.

[strike wolf]

oh wolfie if I wasn't already married i would so hit you up for a date

Yeah I get that from all the married women.

[strike wolf]

20 now. Hoping to get promoted to Ichkyu soon though it loioks like that's nto gonna happen for at least another few months...

I'm just over a month older then you.

Yeah...probably look older too. If I'm fresh shaved I can pass for an 8th grader...

[strike wolf]

Actually now of days it would be truer to say that they spam more than us. We try to limit the spam here, but the occasional user ruins that plan *cough*WIlliam*cough*. Now I have nothing personal against the thread that must not be named, at least not anymore, but it's become a taboo around here to say it's real name. Secondly, if you look at the last few months, we've actually been gaining on them. And finally, for saying the forbidden word you must now be cleansed with holy water, it's made from a complex formula involving tap water from Amandahugandkiss's own faucet, water from a canal off of the Chat. river, and some ingredients that must be kept secret to protect the recipe. Finally it must be blessed by at least 2 people who posted on the first page of this thread (usually Andy and Cahoots) and can only be used by those deemed worthy.

I might add that this appears to be the origin of the elders though not specifically called such yet.

[strike wolf]

I would like to announce that in one week from now, Auto will have officially earned holy water privileges. Keep in mind these privileges can be revoked at any time without warning through misuse of the holy water.


That is all.

and who diead and made you the almighty obama????

No one died. All the rules of elderhood is stated in the Longest thread constitution which can only be read by elders. Howevr if a non-elder member wishes to learn these rules it is required that any and all present elders tell them whatever information they want.

FUnnily enough this was the first time an elder was actually called by their actual names at least according to the thread...

[jonesthecurl]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

[strike wolf]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

Whateveryou say cobra commander..I mean Jonesy.

[targetman377]

I do not want to be around when strike wolf reads what was just posted above.

Don't worry, I've already spiked their drinks with holy water to flush out those nasty demons.

This appears to be the first use of holy water though I had thought it extended back farther than this.

wow i cant belive my eyes the origanal holy water!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

I would like to announce that in one week from now, Auto will have officially earned holy water privileges. Keep in mind these privileges can be revoked at any time without warning through misuse of the holy water.


That is all.

and who diead and made you the almighty obama????

No one died. All the rules of elderhood is stated in the Longest thread constitution which can only be read by elders. Howevr if a non-elder member wishes to learn these rules it is required that any and all present elders tell them whatever information they want.

FUnnily enough this was the first time an elder was actually called by their actual names at least according to the thread...

lol i love the part about obama!!!!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

how was the movie??? good you play your part just well enough????? cob.....

[AndyDufresne]

Did you do your own stunts? Any Banana-slips? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

I do not want to be around when strike wolf reads what was just posted above.

Don't worry, I've already spiked their drinks with holy water to flush out those nasty demons.

This appears to be the first use of holy water though I had thought it extended back farther than this.

wow i cant belive my eyes the origanal holy water!!!!!!!

Do they need to be rinsed out? I have some holy water for just the occassion.

[strike wolf]

and who diead and made you the almighty obama????

No one died. All the rules of elderhood is stated in the Longest thread constitution which can only be read by elders. Howevr if a non-elder member wishes to learn these rules it is required that any and all present elders tell them whatever information they want.

FUnnily enough this was the first time an elder was actually called by their actual names at least according to the thread...

lol i love the part about obama!!!!!!!!!!

Only because you said it.

[strike wolf]

Did you do your own stunts? Any Banana-slips? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Something seems different about Andy's name today...

[strike wolf]

By the way, Isn't Andy Dufresne the name of Tim Robbins character in the Shawshank Redemption?

[AndyDufresne]

By the way, Isn't Andy Dufresne the name of Tim Robbins character in the Shawshank Redemption?

Hm, could be? I remember I posted a picture of myself in the "Post a picture of yourself" topic, and we have a very striking resemblance, when I'm not in my monkey form, that is. --->

**Eats a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

This is the first picture that shows up when I type andy dufresne into Yahoo image search.

[jonesthecurl]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

how was the movie??? good you play your part just well enough????? cob.....

The local cinema bills the film just as "G.I. Joe". Typical bias. "Cotton-Eye Joe", more like.
I'm waiting for the Director's cut, where Cobra wins.

[strike wolf]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

how was the movie??? good you play your part just well enough????? cob.....

The local cinema bills the film just as "G.I. Joe". Typical bias. "Cotton-Eye Joe", more like.
I'm waiting for the Director's cut, where Cobra wins.

Eh...don't get your hopes up.

[jonesthecurl]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

how was the movie??? good you play your part just well enough????? cob.....

The local cinema bills the film just as "G.I. Joe". Typical bias. "Cotton-Eye Joe", more like.
I'm waiting for the Director's cut, where Cobra wins.

Eh...don't get your hopes up.

...depends who's kidnapped the director's family and pet dog and strung them up by wires from the celing of the disused action figure warehouse.
Just saying...

[strike wolf]

Damn you Cobra Commander! Damn you!.........

[Quirk]

I'm really starting to suspect Quirk of brown nosing...

I can't help it if Andy is the only one who appreciates a good banana. Anyone who has know me for a while knows I always have a few good bananas on hand. Even when bananas are scarce.

[autoload]

SO it was the 11th so I'm sure at least someone remembered why it was important. *Sees target raise his hand* No target not the Great battle of the 11th of August...No takers? surely someone has to remember. *raises own hand* yes you in front.

"I know! I know! It's strike's birthday".

Good for you. you get a gold star.

I don't celebrate birthdays.