i gotta go

schmoozeinc · Post by **schmoozeinc** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:50 pm

wife hit the wall yesterday with her hatered of cc. she made me do the math. asked "how long have been playing that god damn game?"

told her ive been playing it for 3 years 1 month 20 days 1145 day since joining
9040 games
she asked "how lond does each one last?"
told her depends but around 15 min

she turned around at her desk and started figrin. couple minutes later she says "youve been playing cc for 94.1 days. when you add 15 min for each game it comes to 135600 / 60 min 2260 / 24 hrs 94.1 days."
i dismissed it and told her that the games over lap and those were bad numbers and not a true reflection time.

then she sez "well 9040 games / 1145 days 8 games a day / 15min 2hrs per day * 1145 days 2290 days / 24 hrs = 95.4 days"
i had nothing.
very calmly she stood up and undressed and said that if i keep playin it was going to be 95 days till i see the punani. i made the deal. it was coerced and under duress as she was naked in my opinion but no the less its done. no cc for a year. and then i followed her we did what married people do. my apologize to players GarNarzvog, robdent, SLiKRiK, eideanaute and wreckead who i had speed games going on as choose the pink over our games. sorry for deadbeating.

so i have till 4pm and im going to play as many speed doodle game i can and the im going to change my password to random keys. hopefully in a year i will be able to recover my p/w. ive enjoyed my 95 days here and hope it grows and keeps improving.
mark me as a "its me or cc" casualty
mahalos

mark me

#1_stunna · Post by **#1_stunna** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:08 pm

WOW schmooze!!

nice story

bummer to see you go, but damn a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

i would def choose the pink over CC

colton24 · Post by **colton24** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:09 pm

ok your marked

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:14 pm

well goodbye see you in a year sorry about the wife

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:17 pm

Sorry to hear it. I'm just waiting for the inevitable day, when I get a similar ultimatum. Buck up though. It could be worse. <see BENJIKAT, and/or BENJIKAT IS DEAD for further reference>

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:38 pm

schmoozeinc wrote:wife hit the wall yesterday with her hatered of cc.

what exactly is a "hatered"?-0

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:57 pm

schmoozeinc wrote:wife hit the wall yesterday with her hatered of cc. she made me do the math. asked "how long have been playing that god damn game?"
told her ive been playing it for 3 years 1 month 20 days 1145 day since joining
9040 games
she asked "how lond does each one last?"
told her depends but around 15 min
she turned around at her desk and started figrin. couple minutes later she says "youve been playing cc for 94.1 days. when you add 15 min for each game it comes to 135600 / 60 min 2260 / 24 hrs 94.1 days."
i dismissed it and told her that the games over lap and those were bad numbers and not a true reflection time.
then she sez "well 9040 games / 1145 days 8 games a day / 15min 2hrs per day * 1145 days 2290 days / 24 hrs = 95.4 days"
i had nothing.
very calmly she stood up and undressed and said that if i keep playin it was going to be 95 days till i see the punani. i made the deal. it was coerced and under duress as she was naked in my opinion but no the less its done. no cc for a year. and then i followed her we did what married people do.

So you went and watched television? Or had a fight? Made her BAKE YOU A PIE! I'm confused.

That being said, I don't blame you one bit.

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:17 pm

What a bitch.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:17 pm

demonfork wrote:What a bitch.

which one?!-0

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:28 pm

When this hiatus passes if you still remember this site, consider a little moderation. 3000+ games a year is a lot of CC and had you resolved this situation equally as much with your spouse you'd be sore for another three years and too tired to play anyways. But at least she'd be smiling.

4myGod · Post by **4myGod** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:57 pm

I blame premium...

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:08 pm

I hate to see these stories... reality starts to kick in... hmm...i wonder what else is on the forum

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:37 pm

owenshooter wrote:
demonfork wrote:What a bitch.
which one?!-0

You catch on quickly.

Georgerx7di · Post by **Georgerx7di** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:31 am

well, at least you got some pussy out of it. If my ex wife would have given it up more often I might be with her, and not hanging out on here.

I applaud your wife for at least understanding what is the one thing more important than cc, and for giving it to you. Now make sure that you get 31.37 days of sex this year, or else she's not keeping up.

Fruitcake · Post by **Fruitcake** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:21 am

demonfork wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
demonfork wrote:What a bitch.
which one?!-0
You catch on quickly.

Don't we all?

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:01 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
demonfork wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
demonfork wrote:What a bitch.
which one?!-0
You catch on quickly.
Don't we all?

Is that a trick question?

Johnny Rockets · Post by **Johnny Rockets** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:44 pm

Not a bad trade, if your getting 15+min per day of ham wallet.

JRock

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:00 pm

ham wallet

I guess it's already on the list...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 9469&hilit

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:31 pm

Johnny Rockets wrote:Not a bad trade, if your getting 15+min per day of ham wallet.

if it is just 15 minutes, that is probably the problem...-0

Rocketry · Post by **Rocketry** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:31 pm

http://www.hmcourts-service.gov.uk/info ... /index.htm

Rocket.

JoshyBoy · Post by **JoshyBoy** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:22 pm

A brilliant post.

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:11 pm

So...she uses sex as a "tool" to get her way, hmmmm

What's next kiddo, no football or no sex, no baseball, no softball, hockey, beer?

Sorry, but if she makes you into some trainable dog, because of some type of treat, you need to give your penis back to your Mom's womb.

She refuses to give you sex next time you won't listen to one of her commands, do what the rest of us MEN do, go to the local pub and get drunk. Then go home and masterbate on her side of the bed.

JoshyBoy · Post by **JoshyBoy** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:15 am

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:So...she uses sex as a "tool" to get her way, hmmmm

What's next kiddo, no football or no sex, no baseball, no softball, hockey, beer?

Sorry, but if she makes you into some trainable dog, because of some type of treat, you need to give your penis back to your Mom's womb.

She refuses to give you sex next time you won't listen to one of her commands, do what the rest of us MEN do, go to the local pub and get drunk. Then go home and masterbate on her side of the bed.

An excellent point well made. Rocket also made a good point. One word: divorce.

Good luck with that, JB

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