LMAO! sorry herpes f*ck off. knew boys are in town.... hahajefjef wrote:The colton/SAXI multi has by far out played us all.
Who's the best player on Conquer Club?
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jefjef wrote:The colton/SAXI multi has by far out played us all.
they were mulites!!
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Seulessliathan. Or Velvecarrots.
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.
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At freestyle? Sequential foggy escalating? No Spoils Team games? I suspect most of the top 100 or so players on the scoreboard are good enough to beat each other, but I wouldn't mind seeing a battle with some of the top players on the site.
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TheBro wrote:Seulessliathan. Or Velvecarrots.
Re: Who's the best player on Conquer Club?
Its probably between me and Murphy but more that likely it's Murphy.

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i have played with the best on here i believe, against and with.
you have to categorize into two sections. freestyle/sequential.
sequential team games is a toss up between big whiskey, and blitzaholic.
freestyle 1 v 1 is a toss up between karelpiertje, and king herpes.
comic boy may be the best 8 player sequential escalating there is, and scott-land is probably the best speed freestyle 8 player escalating there is.
aafitz is the best world 2.1 player there is.
my point is that there is no "best" out there. jr24 is not even top 20 guys. not because i dont like him, just because he was easy to beat when i first got here to cc. he is a chump.
btw, dancing mustard was the best flamer there was too.
you have to categorize into two sections. freestyle/sequential.
sequential team games is a toss up between big whiskey, and blitzaholic.
freestyle 1 v 1 is a toss up between karelpiertje, and king herpes.
comic boy may be the best 8 player sequential escalating there is, and scott-land is probably the best speed freestyle 8 player escalating there is.
aafitz is the best world 2.1 player there is.
my point is that there is no "best" out there. jr24 is not even top 20 guys. not because i dont like him, just because he was easy to beat when i first got here to cc. he is a chump.
btw, dancing mustard was the best flamer there was too.
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ronc8649 wrote:i have played with the best on here i believe, against and with.
you have to categorize into two sections. freestyle/sequential.
sequential team games is a toss up between big whiskey, and blitzaholic.
freestyle 1 v 1 is a toss up between karelpiertje, and king herpes.
comic boy may be the best 8 player sequential escalating there is, and scott-land is probably the best speed freestyle 8 player escalating there is.
aafitz is the best world 2.1 player there is.
my point is that there is no "best" out there. jr24 is not even top 20 guys. not because i dont like him, just because he was easy to beat when i first got here to cc. he is a chump.
btw, dancing mustard was the best flamer there was too.
i would agree about no best besides me
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Not to mention he had one hell of a mother fucking haircut. It cost 100$ to be exact.ronc8649 wrote:btw, dancing mustard was the best flamer there was too.
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King_Herpes wrote:Not to mention he had one hell of a mother fucking haircut. It cost 100$ to be exact.ronc8649 wrote:btw, dancing mustard was the best flamer there was too.
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That could just mean he's bad at bargaining. Bald guys could get haircuts for free!
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Depends where they want the haircutArmy of GOD wrote:That could just mean he's bad at bargaining. Bald guys could get haircuts for free!
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Nobody knows? I believe that was in Blades of Glory.#1_stunna wrote:no questions asked...
Pianoplayer77 is the best player out there.
how they maintain that score is mind-bottling.
mind-bottling can we guess the movie?
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the players with the highest scores are too busy farming noobs and protecting their rank to ever engage in a meaningful battle.
1. gannable
2. SJNap
3. IT Pie
then there's everyone else
oh sorry JR is up there as well. Also, JR is by far the best poster on this website.
1. gannable
2. SJNap
3. IT Pie
then there's everyone else
oh sorry JR is up there as well. Also, JR is by far the best poster on this website.
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DING DING DING!!!ParadiceCity9 wrote:Nobody knows? I believe that was in Blades of Glory.#1_stunna wrote:no questions asked...
Pianoplayer77 is the best player out there.
how they maintain that score is mind-bottling.
mind-bottling can we guess the movie?
ParadiceCity is the best because he is the only one that got my movie quote
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hey... i almost beat aafitz 2 out of 3...ronc8649 wrote:i have played with the best on here i believe, against and with.
you have to categorize into two sections. freestyle/sequential.
sequential team games is a toss up between big whiskey, and blitzaholic.
freestyle 1 v 1 is a toss up between karelpiertje, and king herpes.
comic boy may be the best 8 player sequential escalating there is, and scott-land is probably the best speed freestyle 8 player escalating there is.
aafitz is the best world 2.1 player there is.
my point is that there is no "best" out there. jr24 is not even top 20 guys. not because i dont like him, just because he was easy to beat when i first got here to cc. he is a chump.
btw, dancing mustard was the best flamer there was too.
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ironwood and i are right there with AAFitz on World 2.1
both sides have taken turns beating up the other
both sides have taken turns beating up the other
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Re: Who's the best player on Conquer Club?
If you really want the best few players on the site your best bet is getting a top 20 list from the top 50 or 100 players in the game (not necessarily the top 50 or 100 ranked players) and then taking averages and what not. Reason being is that it takes strong players to recognize strong tactics. Thus, a couple opinions that have been posted here already are completely irrelevant. Furthermore, such a list is subject to extreme bias and is mostly limited to the players that one has the most experience playing with or against or even who is friends with who.
Of course, my own opinions are subject to such biases and limitations. I would say taking into account only team games, regardless of game outcomes and relying only on a memory of game tactics, I was most impressed by sjnap, farangdemon, agonzos, seul, firstholliday, velvecarrots, big whiskey, and probably a few others I can't think of off the top of my head. There are other great players out there I haven't even had the pleasure of playing against so such a list is pointless.
Of course, my own opinions are subject to such biases and limitations. I would say taking into account only team games, regardless of game outcomes and relying only on a memory of game tactics, I was most impressed by sjnap, farangdemon, agonzos, seul, firstholliday, velvecarrots, big whiskey, and probably a few others I can't think of off the top of my head. There are other great players out there I haven't even had the pleasure of playing against so such a list is pointless.
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Me?!?!?!?!prismsaber wrote:a few others I can't think of off the top of my head.
mrswdk is a ho
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For some reason I always profusely agree with this guy.prismsaber wrote:If you really want the best few players on the site your best bet is getting a top 20 list from the top 50 or 100 players in the game (not necessarily the top 50 or 100 ranked players) and then taking averages and what not. Reason being is that it takes strong players to recognize strong tactics. Thus, a couple opinions that have been posted here already are completely irrelevant. Furthermore, such a list is subject to extreme bias and is mostly limited to the players that one has the most experience playing with or against or even who is friends with who.
Of course, my own opinions are subject to such biases and limitations. I would say taking into account only team games, regardless of game outcomes and relying only on a memory of game tactics, I was most impressed by sjnap, farangdemon, agonzos, seul, firstholliday, velvecarrots, big whiskey, and probably a few others I can't think of off the top of my head. There are other great players out there I haven't even had the pleasure of playing against so such a list is pointless.
Anyway, its possible that the greatest player has never even made general. If you take the best player in the world have have them play public terminator games all the time, they will never make it past 3,000 points. So, aside from some names that everyone already knows, I'll throw a few out there that haven't made it to conqueror.
Some who have first. These are some of the obvious names
Blitz - a lot of people think him the best
Scott - excels in many different setting and maps
Sjnap - awesome quads player, haven't played anything other than trips and quads with him though.
Poomaker - we've forgotten him already. He may have been the best 6 player std. seq. esc. ever, maybe.
herpes - awesome dubs and quads players, as well as great at std. 6 players games. He's good at a lot more than the 1v1's on city mogul that people know him for.
comic - I mostly play with comic when he was a captain, but he improved tremendously while I was away from the site, and is one of the best by many people's accounts.
maniacmath - another top std. player.
And the list goes on, but I will stop here. Now for some not so obvious names.
Incandeza - great std. player, great dubs player, been around for a long time.
Lindax - awesome at same settings, has many medals, many tourney wins.
There are probably plenty more players like these two, I just don't know them that well, because I haven't played them enough. But these are guys who never took the time to limit themselves to one game style, and use it to move up the ranks. Instead they play for fun, and so they level off at major, or colonel, or whatever rank is determined by two factors. 1. There skill, and 2. There choice of game settings.
Anyway, that's my 2 cents, and my list is by no means complete.
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Wow I can't believe my name was brought up here...Thank you Beckytheblondie and Demonfork...you both should be right along with me. 
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so there's no misunderstanding.
my posts in this thread and many others is a just joke. im not serious
even though deep down i do know im better than any of you scrubs
sorry once these cute smiley faces get addicting
my posts in this thread and many others is a just joke. im not serious
even though deep down i do know im better than any of you scrubs
sorry once these cute smiley faces get addicting
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Lol @ blitz. He's good I'll give him that but he's not the best sequential team game player.ronc8649 wrote: sequential team games is a toss up between big whiskey, and blitzaholic.
Best team game players I can think of off top of my head-
Seulessliathin
Chariot of Fire
Big Whiskey
Velvecarrots
David_Wain
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Sickest Game:Game 2975352
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pff. there is a level in seq dubs that is impossible to surpass. you could probably take about a hundred players plucked for the style and wind up with a 50:50 split in wins.
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune

