king of the hill

by **DIRESTRAITS** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:55 am

COOL. Oregons pretty lame, so their arent many cool parties up her (only search and rescue ones)

by **vtmarik** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:33 am

*looks around and then burrows deep within the ground*

My un-hill.

by **gavin_sidhu** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:55 am

i climb to the top of mount everest, global warming sinks your hills.

My hill.

by **michaelthefinn** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:12 am

I throw a nuke at the center of the world causing it to explode,

no ones hills

by **dezzy26** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:31 pm

*checks back on thread after like 2 pages *

shit wheres my hill give it back or ill scream and scream and scream until im sick

the violent tantrem shakes the earth so much that another hill is formed.

i sit happily atop the hill safe in the knowledge that my toys are back in my pram.

my hill

by **sfhbballnut** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:55 pm

you seem to be laboring under the dillusion that the hill is yours, I kill you in the most grotesque way possible, my hill

by **strike wolf** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:53 pm

You can't take over the hill you are still in hell.

My hill. However I will let you on.

by **Huguenots** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:34 pm

i walk on my hill

by **strike wolf** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:02 am

you walked onto my hill without permission. You are shot several times before you fall to the ground dead.

My hill.

by **gavin_sidhu** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:37 am

god hates you and kills you, the devil elects me as president

my hill.

by **Puff** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:39 am

the devils don't like you anymore so they elect me instead

my hill

by **nyg5680** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:37 pm

god becomes alive again killing every 1 but me and the hill and its my hill now

by **strike wolf** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:51 pm

God loves me. his killing me and working with Nyg was just a distraction that led to you being off guard. I pull open the trap door that god made on top of the hill and you fall in where I promptly kill you. I then rise to the top of the hill and plant my flag.

My hill.

by **Kantankerous** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:00 pm

I leap out of the flag and slay with my +100 sword of flagpole hiding.

My Hill

by **strike wolf** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:10 pm

You forget I am a master of close range combat. When you come out slashing, I simply step to the side grab your arm, flip you, then take the sword and ram it through your heart.

by **Huguenots** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:27 pm

You accidentially kill yourself while practicing close combat

my hill

by **strike wolf** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm

Huguenots wrote:You accidentially kill yourself while practicing close combat

my hill

But that's only what I want you to think. I kill you in an unspeakably horrible way.

My Hill.

by **Puff** on Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:16 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Huguenots wrote:You accidentially kill yourself while practicing close combat

my hill

But that's only what I want you to think. I kill you in an unspeakably horrible way.

My Hill.

I fire an arrow at you and its a direct hit. you fall of the hill to your death.

My Hill

by **strike wolf** on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:58 pm

The arrow hit a dummy however I am so afraid of a guy named puff that I give you the hill. :wink:

by **Cynthia** on Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:29 pm

thanks, my hill

by **Hitman079** on Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:58 pm

as Hitman079, i storm the hill along with all 78 hitmen before me. cynthia dies and now i am the king of the hill. the other 78 hitmen stand guard around the bottom of the hill.

by **Hitman079** on Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:59 pm

as Hitman079, i storm the hill along with all 78 hitmen before me. cynthia dies and now i am the king of the hill. the other 78 hitmen stand guard around the bottom of the hill.

by **kclborat** on Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:59 pm

I tattle on all the other hitmen for being multis, they get busted and have to leave. My hill!

by **Hitman079** on Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:02 am

oops..i accidentally posted 2 back there. sorry.
anyways, the Hitman Organization gets pissed at kclborat and order an airstrike. kclborat dies and it is now
MY HILL!!!
kclborat's body is buried in a shallow grave. then a few soldiers are stationed over it with boxes of ammo. they have instructions to keep shooting the grave with their M-16's and never stop.