the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[JJM]

You used to hate when I posted that.

At first yes but it grew on me and it really became a major part of the thread.

In all honesty, I think I just made little spam posts like that because I didn't know anybody here and it was my way of getting my name out there and recognized. Much the same as we initially hated target, and soon Lucari and now Jimbo. I'm sure eventually the latter two will get the gist of this thread and fit right in.

Whats your problem with me?

My problem with you? I'm a cranky old man.

Seriously I never knew that autoload had a problem with me.

[JJM]

And quit calling me Jim.

Never called you that Jimbo.

Quit calling me that.

[autoload]

And quit calling me Jim.

Never called you that Jimbo.

Quit calling me that.

Jimmy, Jimmy, nice and Pretty!

Turn around for me Jimmy Joe!

[2dimes]

I like Toto.

Ugh, our daughter wants a little dog like that. I want another boarder collie. I guess since my wife wants to stay in the city maybe we should get a small dog I just hate how they are so yappy.

[targetman377]

Spears will be coming to Grand Forks all the Des Moines, Iowa. she could have gotten a much larger crowd if she would have stopped at the Twin Cites. Grand Forks has a population of 55,000 and the Twin Cites metropolitan area has a population of over 3 million.

jimmy i was just there oh what i live in the metro of the twin cities silly me

[targetman377]

And quit calling me Jim.

jim i know you hate it when you call you jim but everone here has got a nickname by someone else and it sticks i gave auto mario. i gave strike wolf lone wolf. lone wolf gave me nuclear squarl and jonesy well he goes by jonesy and crul luric and jonesy are special we have not got around to it. its our way of say welcome to the thread ok JIMMY BOY

[targetman377]

ok jjm this is the one time i will call you that ok here is the down low. here at the longest thread we pride ourselves on haveing NO SPAM and what you are doing is gettling close to spam. alright now before you get all mad at us we are ok with you here and we like you alright. take it from me auto hated me when i first came and now look we are running for pres. and vice prise. ok just cut back on the pointless post responding to post is cool and makeing new conversation is always alowed but not pointless ones ok we are not mad at you ok!!!!!! thanks for listnig jjm and thats the last time i call you that

[targetman377]

I like Toto.

Ugh, our daughter wants a little dog like that. I want another boarder collie. I guess since my wife wants to stay in the city maybe we should get a small dog I just hate how they are so yappy.

get a winer dog

[strike wolf]

Well, if noone else has anything to post, I guess I'll be logging off soon. (This is more than likely a lie)

Oh god poke porn! In the avatar!

Washes eyes out vigorously.

Also of course it's a lie.

[strike wolf]

So anyways on a friend's computer while I wait for them before heading out to the next place. Will only be on for a few minutes.

[strike wolf]

Were I in any way associated with the organisation COBRA, which of course I am not, definitely, then you might have to watch your back, and indeed so might your clones. Lucky then that I have no ties whatever to that organisation or its secret headquarters.

This post was random.

It's only random until you realize even the great cobra commander can have a guilty conscience.

[strike wolf]

You used to hate when I posted that.

At first yes but it grew on me and it really became a major part of the thread.

In all honesty, I think I just made little spam posts like that because I didn't know anybody here and it was my way of getting my name out there and recognized. Much the same as we initially hated target, and soon Lucari and now Jimbo. I'm sure eventually the latter two will get the gist of this thread and fit right in.

Of course. THat's why I hated it at first. but once it became just a catchphrase and not just random spam from you it was much better. That's hwen I started to like it.

[strike wolf]

And I'm spent.

If auto's not gunna say it, SOMEBODY in this thread has to.

Not really I mean in a way we could let it die as a tribute to auto. OF course we could keep it too.

Well, yeah, but it's still an excuse for one extra post per person. I mean, we have over 1000 pages to go before we even catch up with the thread that shall not be named.

True. OR you could come up with your own catchphrase.

With me, catchphrases are not something I actively try to think of. One day I post something fitting and soon I find myself turning it into a catchphrase.

Well it's possible. I did come up with the idea to run for president on a whim so why not come up iwth a catchphrase on a whim?

[strike wolf]

The wolf has spoken.

*cough*taken*cough*

... Dammit.

Although, the fact that I didn't know that you had already taken it just shows that you haven't been using it much.

I think it was put into semi retirement after the last batch of spammers ruined it.

I did put it into semi-retirement for a while but i'm bringing it back just because I can.

[strike wolf]

I'm surprised noone has noticed (or at least said anything) yet...
About what I'll let you figure out for yourselves...

Well you have pokeporn in your avatar and your sig reeks of irony...

[Quirk]

I hope the second half of the week is less stressful than the first half. I've already worked 30 1/2 hours. Monday and Tuesday I had to leave work to come home for "family emergencies".
Here's another old one:

Umm...isn't your job to test and sleep on mattresses?

Or have i just misunderstood?

My wife still acts as if I work at a sleep factory and should come home well rested and stress free every day. It's not as much of a problem now that Pee Pants sleeps through most of the night.

[strike wolf]

*&^#$^# will be coming to Grand Forks all the Des Moines, Iowa. she could have gotten a much larger crowd if she would have stopped at the Twin Cites. Grand Forks has a population of 55,000 and the Twin Cites metropolitan area has a population of over 3 million.

I'm not sure is her last name acceptable in this thread? It relates to her so I would say no.

[strike wolf]

You used to hate when I posted that.

At first yes but it grew on me and it really became a major part of the thread.

In all honesty, I think I just made little spam posts like that because I didn't know anybody here and it was my way of getting my name out there and recognized. Much the same as we initially hated target, and soon Lucari and now Jimbo. I'm sure eventually the latter two will get the gist of this thread and fit right in.

Whats your problem with me?

You spam a lot.

[strike wolf]

Were I in any way associated with the organisation COBRA, which of course I am not, definitely, then you might have to watch your back, and indeed so might your clones. Lucky then that I have no ties whatever to that organisation or its secret headquarters.

Hmm...what if I said I was GI Joe?

*watches as Jones puts a gun to my head and transforms into COBRA commander*

Hail Cobra?

Hmm...I'm obviously outnumbered here. Would this be a good time to tell you that I'm not GI Joe?

Since when did GI Joe worry about being outnumbered?
But he's not a sheep, so he can't be you.
I mean, "a wolf in GI Joe's clothing", no it just doesn't work...

Just more evidence i'm not him.

[Lucarilover240]

I'm surprised noone has noticed (or at least said anything) yet...
About what I'll let you figure out for yourselves...

Let me guess your avitar.

Yep.

[Lucarilover240]

New Page, so...

[Lucarilover240]

Were I in any way associated with the organisation COBRA, which of course I am not, definitely, then you might have to watch your back, and indeed so might your clones. Lucky then that I have no ties whatever to that organisation or its secret headquarters.

Hmm...what if I said I was GI Joe?

*watches as Jones puts a gun to my head and transforms into COBRA commander*

Hail Cobra?

Hmm...I'm obviously outnumbered here. Would this be a good time to tell you that I'm not GI Joe?

Since when did GI Joe worry about being outnumbered?
But he's not a sheep, so he can't be you.
I mean, "a wolf in GI Joe's clothing", no it just doesn't work...

[Lucarilover240]

Well, if noone else has anything to post, I guess I'll be logging off soon. (This is more than likely a lie)

Oh god poke porn! In the avatar!

Washes eyes out vigorously.

Also of course it's a lie.

That's right!

[Lucarilover240]

I'm surprised noone has noticed (or at least said anything) yet...
About what I'll let you figure out for yourselves...

Well you have pokeporn in your avatar and your sig reeks of irony...

How does my sig reek of irony?

[Lucarilover240]

If my family computer still worked, I could tell you a story I wrote for my english class (and got a 95 on), but that's not the case, so for now, I'll sing you Toto: Africa

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
Shes coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, its waiting there for you

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti
I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

Chorus

(instrumental break)

Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

If you do actually want a story by chance, I can copy the printed document, but it'll take me a while to do by hand.

No, that was sufficient. I like Toto.

Well, I already have it about halfway done, so I might as well finish it.