the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[jonesthecurl]

looks a bit spotty to me.

[Dancing Mustard]

Those are my testicles.



I'll thank you not to make further uncharitable remarks about them.

[Quirk]

I hope the second half of the week is less stressful than the first half. I've already worked 30 1/2 hours. Monday and Tuesday I had to leave work to come home for "family emergencies".
Here's another old one:

First the middle finger, and now a shirt that says "Little touch"?

It says "Little Tough Guy"
An accurate description

[Lucarilover240]

You should bring a gift. A basket of Bananas is always good. **Eats a few bananas**


--Andy

Oh yeah? I've got one huge banana you can eat right here.

Wrong on so many levels...

[Lucarilover240]

New Page, so...

[strike wolf]

[quote="autoload
Were you drunk here? I don't see any misspelled words...

You're right. I had forgotten Target's uncanny ability to type better when he's drunk.

A magnificent and wonderous power indeed.

i got it from god cause i am an assian sent by god to kill at his will he gives me some perks and if you dont belive me just ask lone wolf he was on the list that i had to kill but he was very good at talking himself out of trouble. mostly casue he sold me my old secret base.

I found that putting a gun to your temple was a very good tool for negotiations.

well to be honest that was not me that was one of my clones but i accedental used my very first clone that i have in my clone army that god gave me and i am very fond of that one sooo.. i kinda had to accept the deal


but oh boy was god pissed he threw the biggest fit and yelled at me for 4 days straight!!!!![/quote]

Well the idea wasn't to kill it anyways. It was simply to buy enough time to get your attention. It's not in me to kill one of god's assassins.

[strike wolf]

Speaking of performers @%$@#$%@%@is coming to my home city. We don't git very many performers here in Grand Forks.

do no use $#@%@3 and billy joel in the same post!!!!!!

The only word that may be called $@#$%@%@ in this thread is the thread of which we do not speak.

I disagree. We already have one banned word I don't think it hurts to have a second. Of course it would be confusing under this context:

"this just in. (*@#Y%&# endorses #@((#%&"

however i think one should be able to figure out what the banned word it would be by the context of the sentance dont you????

Ok than which do you think is which?

[strike wolf]

In other news, when i went to the dentist today they gave my teeth a poilish, which knocked out a filling. So I have to go back on thursday.

That's funny I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. Got my teeth all shiny.

i have to call the dentist tomorrow and reschedual wow we all need to talk to the dentist

*Bonks head against table.*

I hope that you were just kidding.

[Lucarilover240]

do no use $#@%@3 and billy joel in the same post!!!!!!

The only word that may be called $@#$%@%@ in this thread is the thread of which we do not speak.

I disagree. We already have one banned word I don't think it hurts to have a second. Of course it would be confusing under this context:

"this just in. (*@#Y%&# endorses #@((#%&"

however i think one should be able to figure out what the banned word it would be by the context of the sentance dont you????

Ok than which do you think is which?

Actually, now that I look at it, it could work out either way...

[strike wolf]

This thread is huge!
My stepson liked The Stooges. We've also been playing some Axis & Allies.
Here's a picture from about a year and a half ago. I was happy about finally having a P-40 Tomahawk.

I didn't know you knew that expression. Glad your stepson liked them. I've only seen a few episodes of the stooges.

[strike wolf]

I hope the second half of the week is less stressful than the first half. I've already worked 30 1/2 hours. Monday and Tuesday I had to leave work to come home for "family emergencies".
Here's another old one:

Umm...isn't your job to test and sleep on mattresses?

Or have i just misunderstood?

[strike wolf]

Normally I would say that I am spent, but like other things I used to do here I am retiring it because of the blatant theft by other less worthy users.

Say it anyway. It brings us 1 post closer to our goal.

If he's retiring it, he's retiring it. Honestly I won't miss it nearly as much as I miss This thread is Huge! Actually it's been so long I forgot that that was supposed to be it's own post by itself.

[strike wolf]

Speaking of performers @%$@#$%@%@is coming to my home city. We don't git very many performers here in Grand Forks.

do no use $#@%@3 and billy joel in the same post!!!!!!

Nothing wrong with that. If someone said "Judas betrayed Jesus" would you be mad at them for using there names in the same sentence.

Umm...well first off that's a completely different statement. Secondly, there is something wrong with comparing ((*(Y%#*$ with Billy Joel. Finally, I thought we said no religion in this topic?

*splashes with holy water*

I find it odd that you say there is no religion in this thread, then immediately splash someone with holy water...

I'm glad someone picked up on that. Maybe I'll leave other subtle things like that now that people are picking up on them.

[Lucarilover240]

Normally I would say that I am spent, but like other things I used to do here I am retiring it because of the blatant theft by other less worthy users.

Say it anyway. It brings us 1 post closer to our goal.

If he's retiring it, he's retiring it. Honestly I won't miss it nearly as much as I miss This thread is Huge! Actually it's been so long I forgot that that was supposed to be it's own post by itself.

Oh well... I'm sure he'll find something to do repeatedly in the thread.

[strike wolf]

ah do it for the LULZ!!!

The LULZ is always a valid excuse to do something. Well almost always...

*lays out a list of things that the LULZ doesn't excuse, looks up to see all the mortified expressions*

LULZ doesn't excuse AIDS?

Well I was saying that it doesn't excuse someone throwing a cookie on the floor and repeatedly stomping on it. but yeah I guess AIDS too.

[Lucarilover240]

do no use $#@%@3 and billy joel in the same post!!!!!!

Nothing wrong with that. If someone said "Judas betrayed Jesus" would you be mad at them for using there names in the same sentence.

Umm...well first off that's a completely different statement. Secondly, there is something wrong with comparing ((*(Y%#*$ with Billy Joel. Finally, I thought we said no religion in this topic?

*splashes with holy water*

I find it odd that you say there is no religion in this thread, then immediately splash someone with holy water...

I'm glad someone picked up on that. Maybe I'll leave other subtle things like that now that people are picking up on them.

I accept your challenge.

[strike wolf]

Well, the last of my exams are done, and my mom is back from the hospital. All is well in the world of Lucarilover240.

YAY! congratz. How do you think you faired on exams?

I know I passed them all, so now it's just a matter of wether or not I did well enough to avoid pissing off my parents.

How high would you need for that to happen?

[Lucarilover240]

Well, the last of my exams are done, and my mom is back from the hospital. All is well in the world of Lucarilover240.

YAY! congratz. How do you think you faired on exams?

I know I passed them all, so now it's just a matter of wether or not I did well enough to avoid pissing off my parents.

How high would you need for that to happen?

Probably about 90 or above.

[strike wolf]

In other news, when i went to the dentist today they gave my teeth a poilish, which knocked out a filling. So I have to go back on thursday.

I have a conspiracy theory that sometimes dentists will create problems that "need fixed".

It's probably true. Have you ever felt how hard they yank on your teeth? It's like they're trying to yank something out.

I've had a tooth pulled before. For me, they didn't yank, they pried. Like their tools were crowbars or something...

Same here, it was a baby tooth though.

And yeah and how when they use the little stabby thing to clean your teeth, it's almost like they mean to stab your gums.

[strike wolf]

Normally I would say that I am spent, but like other things I used to do here I am retiring it because of the blatant theft by other less worthy users.

auto would that enclude me i am truly sorry i i will stop use it sorry

Not you target. I said less worthy users.

Which would mean either me or JJM. Probably JJM.

Who said it coulddn't mean both of you.

[strike wolf]

well today i am going to vist my GF newphue

You're girlfriend's name is Nephue?

[strike wolf]

You should bring a gift. A basket of Bananas is always good. **Eats a few bananas**


--Andy

You should listen to him. Andy's almost always right and if he isn't right he's still a mod.

[autoload]

Normally I would say that I am spent, but like other things I used to do here I am retiring it because of the blatant theft by other less worthy users.

auto would that enclude me i am truly sorry i i will stop use it sorry

Not you target. I said less worthy users.

well i feel honered thanks but i will get my new saying out cuase you deserve your own saying

I don't currently have a saying.

[strike wolf]

Umm...well first off that's a completely different statement. Secondly, there is something wrong with comparing ((*(Y%#*$ with Billy Joel. Finally, I thought we said no religion in this topic?

*splashes with holy water*

I find it odd that you say there is no religion in this thread, then immediately splash someone with holy water...

I'm glad someone picked up on that. Maybe I'll leave other subtle things like that now that people are picking up on them.

I accept your challenge.

It's not so much of a challenge just as much as it is just something I would do for fun...

[autoload]

Happy now, auto? First post on the page, just like you wanted.

Excellent.