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- captainwalrus
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
The world is supposed to end in 2012 according to the mayans, but they are polytheistic and didn't beleive the god you are talking about.
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
I am laughing now as evidenced by thecaptain.crazy wrote:laugh now you heathen. You will weep later at the carnage of japan and know that the wrath of the Lord is upon all humanity!AAFitz wrote:Well, we all know meteorologists are never wrong. They always agree too.captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.![]()
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thats also the best advice Ive ever seen you give. If N Korea is joing to nuke Japan and instigate armagedon, then so be it, because I am powerless to stop it. If you prefer living in fear of such things go for it, but I plan on having fun till the very end.
You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
captainwalrus wrote:The world is supposed to end in 2012 according to the mayans, but they are polytheistic and didn't beleive the god you are talking about.
actually, the mayan calendar ends in 2012 and we have assumed that to mean what your saying.. we actually have no idea why the mayans ended their calendar at 2012, they probably figured that they could finish the rest of it later....

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Well put.AAFitz wrote:I am laughing now as evidenced by thecaptain.crazy wrote:laugh now you heathen. You will weep later at the carnage of japan and know that the wrath of the Lord is upon all humanity!AAFitz wrote:Well, we all know meteorologists are never wrong. They always agree too.captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.![]()
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thats also the best advice Ive ever seen you give. If N Korea is joing to nuke Japan and instigate armagedon, then so be it, because I am powerless to stop it. If you prefer living in fear of such things go for it, but I plan on having fun till the very end.
You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
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captainwalrus wrote:SO what shall we do, pay you money or something?
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Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia. This event may well trigger the collapse of global currencies, and institute the mega police state that I know is comming. Also, this is not the end. I will be with God in the Kingdom of heaven... you will not.AAFitz wrote:I am laughing now as evidenced by thecaptain.crazy wrote:laugh now you heathen. You will weep later at the carnage of japan and know that the wrath of the Lord is upon all humanity!AAFitz wrote:Well, we all know meteorologists are never wrong. They always agree too.captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.![]()
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thats also the best advice Ive ever seen you give. If N Korea is joing to nuke Japan and instigate armagedon, then so be it, because I am powerless to stop it. If you prefer living in fear of such things go for it, but I plan on having fun till the very end.
You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
So, in 2 weeks time, when... sorry, if none of this has happened, will you then shut the fuck up about it?
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.captain.crazy wrote:I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?
Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?captain.crazy wrote:Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.AAFitz wrote: You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
Certainly not his computer...hwhrhett wrote:if you believe that it really is the end of the world, then isnt it time to cast away your earthly possessions?
or have you already given away your house, your car, and all of your money?
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
And we, the Marines, will be in there bringing North Korea to justice before the army can even pick up a weapon.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
Do all Marines win only 9% of their battles, or just you?Hologram wrote:And we, the Marines, will be in there bringing North Korea to justice before the army can even pick up a weapon.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
I'm training to be a meteorologist and I can tell you right now that they don't know shit.captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.
I mean, sure, they know lots about weather, but not nearly enough to even begin to understand it. They take what we like to call "SWAG"s: Scientific Wild Ass Guesses.
Point being the fact that meteorologists can't figure it out doesn't mean that there's no scientific cause.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
Low blow. Everyone know the Marines are not the strategists. They're simple armies on the board, but with slightly weighted dice.Woodruff wrote:Do all Marines win only 9% of their battles, or just you?Hologram wrote:And we, the Marines, will be in there bringing North Korea to justice before the army can even pick up a weapon.
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I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.Woodruff wrote:Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.captain.crazy wrote:I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?
Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?captain.crazy wrote:Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.AAFitz wrote: You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
Behold the wrath of the Lord.
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
That's more than the promised, "few weeks".captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.
Behold the wrath of the Lord.
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
I do, every time my mother-in-law visits. <sigh>captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.Woodruff wrote:Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.captain.crazy wrote:I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?
Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?captain.crazy wrote:Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.AAFitz wrote: You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
Behold the wrath of the Lord.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.Woodruff wrote:Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.captain.crazy wrote:I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?
Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?captain.crazy wrote:Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.AAFitz wrote: You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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We are getting very little on the sale of our house. We sold it quickly and cheap. You assume too much in your attempts to insult me.Woodruff wrote:Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.Woodruff wrote:Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.captain.crazy wrote:I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?
Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?captain.crazy wrote:Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.AAFitz wrote: You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much.
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
God does not care if I sell my house. I only hope that I can get out of here before the wrath is unleashed. My hope is to meet him in the tranquility of the mountain side, and not in the mix of chaos with rabble like you. It will unhinge your mind, what will happen around you. It will scarcely be believeable to you, except that you will wish that you had only believed.
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You can make light... but few can mean 3 or it can mean 10... I only meant to suggest that the time is near.Timminz wrote:That's more than the promised, "few weeks".captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.
Behold the wrath of the Lord.
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I don't assume anything at all. If you truly believed what you say, what's the point in bothering to sell your house? Why not simply LEAVE? You clearly do not even believe your own bullshit.captain.crazy wrote:We are getting very little on the sale of our house. We sold it quickly and cheap. You assume too much in your attempts to insult me.Woodruff wrote:Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.Woodruff wrote:Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?captain.crazy wrote: Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
So you need the money from the sale of your house for this...why?captain.crazy wrote:God does not care if I sell my house. I only hope that I can get out of here before the wrath is unleashed. My hope is to meet him in the tranquility of the mountain side, and not in the mix of chaos with rabble like you.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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We are getting very little on the sale of our house. We sold it quickly and cheap. You assume too much in your attempts to insult me. [/quote]Woodruff wrote:Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.Woodruff wrote:Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?captain.crazy wrote: Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
I don't assume anything at all. If you truly believed what you say, what's the point in bothering to sell your house? Why not simply LEAVE? You clearly do not even believe your own bullshit.
So you need the money from the sale of your house for this...why?[/quote]captain.crazy wrote:God does not care if I sell my house. I only hope that I can get out of here before the wrath is unleashed. My hope is to meet him in the tranquility of the mountain side, and not in the mix of chaos with rabble like you.
you are grabbing at straws.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea
Well, at least I can stop worrying about the flouride in the water.
What a relief.
What a relief.
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<laughing out loud>jonesthecurl wrote:Well, at least I can stop worrying about the flouride in the water.
What a relief.
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I'm not quite getting the causal relationship between the frogs and the nukes.
Did Korea send the frogs?
Or is it God sending the nukes?
Did Korea send the frogs?
Or is it God sending the nukes?
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