1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!

[Pedronicus]

[Frigidus]

The f*ck.

[maasman]

far too many muscles for a human being to show. At that point its just gross

[jonesthecurl]

I hadn't realized they were human...

[HapSmo19]

Well, at least they have something to show for it

[neanderpaul14]

Some of the most disturbing camel toe ever

[thegreekdog]

I have a question - if they don't have breasts (or, alternatively, if their breasts are shaped like a man's chest), why are they required to wear bikini tops (apart from the fact that most of us don't want to see their breasts)?

[jonesthecurl]

"apart from"...?
that'll do for me.

[neanderpaul14]

"apart from"...?
that'll do for me.

[thegreekdog]

"apart from"...?
that'll do for me.

It probably should have been phrased as a rhetorical question. I'll withdrawal it.

[jonesthecurl]

Well, they can take their tops of if they really must, but it has to stop there.
I'm feeling sick...

[neanderpaul14]

Well, they can take their tops of if they really must, but it has to stop there.
I'm feeling sick...

All three of them are going to catch you Jonsey and have their way with you.

[Pedronicus]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead. It's most men's fantasy. What's wrong with you all?

Go out with one of these 'girls' and they would carry the shopping home on purpose.

[jonesthecurl]

At least you could say "I've got a really fit girlfriend".

[thegreekdog]

At least you could say "I've got a really fit girlfriend".

I don't think "girlfriend" is the appropriate term. Perhaps - "I've got a really fit beastwoman."

[HapSmo19]

At least you could say "I've got a really fit girlfriend".

Fit for hard, manual labor.

[jonesthecurl]

I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.

[EvilPurpleMonkey]

Have you guys ever cooked a hotdog in an oven? Try it, and then look back at that pic. You will notice... similiarities...

[neanderpaul14]

I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.

They would just snap anything short of a large chain.

[b.k. barunt]

The one in the middle has a dick. Don't even tell me that's not a dick. Almost as small as the assprowler's, but a dick nonetheless.


Honibaz

[HapSmo19]

The one in the middle has a dick. Don't even tell me that's not a dick. Almost as small as the assprowler's, but a dick nonetheless.


Honibaz

I think that's a clitoris. A clitoris that can bench 150lbs.

[Martin Ronne]

I think the one in the middle has a little ding dong above her hoozy.

[clapper011]

the blond looks like one of the characters off of the neverending story....

except falcor was cute....
or

.......

[hecter]

I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.

She ripped it in half and beat me with it.

Why are they all orange?

[Martin Ronne]

the blond looks like one of the characters off of the neverending story....

except falcor was cute....
or

.......

I was wondering where I new her from!