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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby karelpietertje on Wed May 20, 2009 2:27 pm

karelpietertje
karelpietertje karel
pietertje kp

i'm really sorry
i dont have inspiration
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Thu May 21, 2009 6:48 am

conquer club went down
now it appears to be back
did it have skrinkles?...-0
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Neoteny on Thu May 21, 2009 12:44 pm

Refrigerator
Difficult for Japanese
Refrigerator

Noted: wrong subject
Conquer Club is distracting
Or something like that
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby squishyg on Thu May 21, 2009 3:39 pm

Klobber Klobber Klob
ber Klobber Klobber Klobber
It is Klobber time
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu May 21, 2009 3:46 pm

A Klobber haiku?
Oh dear, what is happening...
Are you not his foe?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby happy2seeyou on Thu May 21, 2009 5:25 pm

Went one day without
reading general forum
hard to get caught up
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby General Guster on Thu May 21, 2009 5:54 pm

The Dice Have Failed Me
Unswervingly Tilted
My Rolls Are Compost
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby xelabale on Thu May 21, 2009 6:55 pm

One two three four five
Six seven, damn that seven
It interrupted
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby squishyg on Thu May 21, 2009 10:12 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:A Klobber haiku?
Oh dear, what is happening...
Are you not his foe?


I'm not good enough to be his foe yet. Maybe one day...

Reposted from CC Poetry thread:

The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg

Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most

Game 4567870 Game 4567871 Game 4567872 Game 4567874
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Fri May 22, 2009 4:50 am

squishyg wrote:
InsomniaRed wrote:A Klobber haiku?
Oh dear, what is happening...
Are you not his foe?


I'm not good enough to be his foe yet. Maybe one day...

Reposted from CC Poetry thread:

The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg

Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most

Game 4567870 Game 4567871 Game 4567872 Game 4567874


you have missed the point
respond in haiku or don't
don't derail the thread
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby xelabale on Fri May 22, 2009 5:07 am

owenshooter wrote:
squishyg wrote:
InsomniaRed wrote:A Klobber haiku?
Oh dear, what is happening...
Are you not his foe?


I'm not good enough to be his foe yet. Maybe one day...

Reposted from CC Poetry thread:

The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg

Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most

Game 4567870 Game 4567871 Game 4567872 Game 4567874


you have missed the point
respond in haiku or don't
don't derail the thread


Haiku response made
derailed the thread will not be
O. so agressive
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby squishyg on Fri May 22, 2009 10:47 am

xelabale wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
squishyg wrote:
InsomniaRed wrote:A Klobber haiku?
Oh dear, what is happening...
Are you not his foe?


I'm not good enough to be his foe yet. Maybe one day...

Reposted from CC Poetry thread:

The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg

Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most

Game 4567870 Game 4567871 Game 4567872 Game 4567874



you have missed the point
respond in haiku or don't
don't derail the thread


Haiku response made
derailed the thread will not be
O. so agressive


I'm not good enough
to be amongst Klobber's foes
maybe one day soon.

I checked the first post
there was no rule regarding
how to respond here

EDIT-I left out
a syllable in haiku
1, line 2. Owen

was gentlemanly
enough to point it out to
me, so I fixed it.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Fri May 22, 2009 5:01 pm

squishyg tries hard
to kill the soul of haiku
always shall it soar...-0
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby xelabale on Fri May 22, 2009 5:03 pm

c___ s___ b______ w___
You all know what I'm saying
Does censorship work?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby squishyg on Fri May 22, 2009 5:07 pm

I love the haiku
It is beautiful and fun
Counting is boring
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 22, 2009 7:56 pm

escalating games,
clear cutting a point forest---
swift wreckage throughout.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby squishyg on Fri May 22, 2009 8:31 pm

Stupid Montreal
Is Downtown in Ville-Marie?
I still cannot tell
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby xelabale on Sat May 23, 2009 2:43 am

So it comes to this,
Six gone, only two remain
Three v two. I roll.


Building and building
Who will attack first, not me.
Damn. Suicided.


Kamkatcha, Brazil,
Great Britain, Congo, Quebec,
Irkutsk. Rest in peace.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby e_i_pi on Sat May 23, 2009 9:30 am

xelabale wrote:c___ s___ b______ w___
You all know what I'm saying
Does censorship work?

Dude, g_ f___ y_______.
S___ i_ u_, s___ t__ f___ u_,
and g_ t__ f___ o__.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby a.sub on Sat May 23, 2009 1:28 pm

xelabale wrote:can she bite wall-e
You all know what I'm saying
Does censorship work?

yes?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby xelabale on Sat May 23, 2009 1:52 pm

e_i_pi wrote:
xelabale wrote:c___ s___ b______ w___
You all know what I'm saying
Does censorship work?

Dude, g_ f___ y_______.
S___ i_ u_, s___ t__ f___ u_,
and g_ t__ f___ o__.


Dude, go find yourself.
Soak it up, stay til full up,
and go top full one.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun May 24, 2009 8:13 pm

stubborn and rolling,
my rank is like a boulder---
headlong and downhill.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 27, 2009 2:01 pm

the gods of CC
look down upon me and laugh
when will i win one...
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 27, 2009 2:07 pm

owenshooter wrote:the gods of CC
look down upon me and laugh
when will i win one...


you will win one when
you accept dice randomness---
succumb or survive?


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 27, 2009 3:11 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
owenshooter wrote:the gods of CC
look down upon me and laugh
when will i win one...


you will win one when
you accept dice randomness---
succumb or survive?


--Andy


i don't count on dice
my losses are due to my
mistakes aplenty...
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