You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[Boss_oss_ss]

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

You have 20 tabs open, all in http://www.conquerclub.com;
The first thing you do in the morning is open http://www.conquerclub.com;
You set your alarm clock to 7 morning in order to wake for a freestyle escalating turn, you fall asleep 'till 8 in the morning. You open http://www.conquerclub.com and you say "Damn it! I would have won 200 points if I would have woken one hour early!"
It's St. Patrick's day and you almost don't sleep to enjoy your speed games...

Cheers!
Beko

Thats me!

[Boss_oss_ss]

You know you've been playing too much Conquerclub when you're making one of the final exams in your last year of highschool, and your thoughts keep drifting off to Conquerclub, slowly but steadily.
no really. that happened to me today

I still had time enough to rewrite my whole summary to eliminate all the spelling and grammar mistakes though, so don't worry people.

lol thats me too

[thelastpatriot]

You see a Burger King billboard and refer to the mascot as king herpies

[JoshyBoy]

When you have a dream where King Herpes is no longer top dog!



Had that dream last night!

[300spartans]

...when u have a dream that there was a new map and you wake up, check, and it wasnt real ill c u in my dreams CC <3

[AndyDufresne]

...when wake up every day dreaming of new maps.


--Andy

[owenshooter]

You see a Burger King billboard and refer to the mascot as king herpies

when the "i like square butts" BK commercial comes on and your almost 5 year old dances to it and declares, "that is the guy from Conquer Club that daddy knows!!" and the first thing you do is fire off the youtube link to King...-0

p.s.- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUFz4SgwSWo

[Georgerx7di]

When your actually starting to remember that argentina is called Foucalt.

[a.sub]

when the girl you like calls and you say
"One sec im in a speed game!"

[Timminz]

when the girl you like calls and you say
"One sec im in a speed game!"

Next time, just take the call.

[a.sub]

when the girl you like calls and you say
"One sec im in a speed game!"

Next time, just take the call.

i did but i put her on hold for like 10 mins for the game
but im still down for a movie
but just as friends

[Timminz]

i did but i put her on hold for like 10 mins for the game
but im still down for a movie
but just as friends

Connect the dots. La la lala.

[a.sub]

haha she doesnt know
i havent gotten the balls together to ask her

[Natewolfman]

you know youve been playing too much conquer club when, someone at home asks you to play a game of risk and you respond with "nah, I have too many active games right now"

[IvoryCoast Ninja]

When you wife says, "Here sweetie, conquer this."

holy shit that one was awesome


i say we make tank tops for girls and sell them through CC

[owenshooter]

when you are no longer shocked by racism within the forums and game chat and the
tiny bans that offending members receive: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 39&t=86581

but are amused that the same member dumping points can get them suspended: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 39&t=87003

certain things around here just don't make sense to me, and that is how i know i have been playing too much CC and spending too much time in the forums...-0

[saraith]

... when you follow every single one of owenshooter's links

EDIT: or maybe that's when you've been in the forums too much

[nagerous]

When you kickass at the geography questions on the it box thanks to extensive knowledge of CC maps

When studying the Arms Race, you think its simple: get the launch code, the presidency, a couple of bunkers, uranium and scientists and you'll be sorted!

[AndyDufresne]

...when you realize that 3 years ago today you became Foundry Foreman and Suggestions and Bug Reports moderator, and are still here.


--Andy

[oVo]

...your turns rarely last five minutes with a morning cup of coffee.

[JoshyBoy]

When your last class for this week is risk management.

For two hours you sit there and the lecturer keeps on saying "risk" and your brain is screaming "CONQUERCLUB!!!"

2 hours... 2 hours...

[LFAW]

...when you're going away and all you can think of is "whos going to take my turns while i'm gone"

or when your boss shouts accross the room "LFAW" instead of your name... hey dc

[owenshooter]

when you are sitting at thunder cloud having lunch with your woman near the UT Campus, and you sit in the corner with your back to the door (despite all the foxy co-eds half naked in the shop). why? because the monster world map they have has 6 CC maps on it, the bulk of them in smaller windows decorating the perimeter... world 2.1, iceland, the arctic, south america, europe, and australia... my so called life...-0

[Beko the Great]

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you dream you just have fallen to Lieutnant in this night. Fortunately you wake in real life and your rank is still the same...

[JoshyBoy]

when you are sitting at thunder cloud having lunch with your woman near the UT Campus, and you sit in the corner with your back to the door (despite all the foxy co-eds half naked in the shop). why? because the monster world map they have has 6 CC maps on it, the bulk of them in smaller windows decorating the perimeter... world 2.1, iceland, the arctic, south america, europe, and australia... my so called life...-0

I've missed you owenshooter.